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      11-23-2016, 12:20 PM   #43429
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I'd just take a bite out of you. Great whites aint scared of shit, especially some sea cow.
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      11-23-2016, 12:24 PM   #43431
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http://marinesciencetoday.com/2013/1...-killer-whale/

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      11-23-2016, 12:40 PM   #43432
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      11-23-2016, 01:06 PM   #43434
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      11-23-2016, 01:12 PM   #43435
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I don't believe you if I don't see a pic!

Happy thanks giving to you Joe, do save some room in your belt for Christmas.

Heeey, you're back.
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      11-23-2016, 01:18 PM   #43436
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Heeey, you're back.
I'm here, I've just been working way too much. I swear most nights my thumbs don't work anymore so I can't write and I'm too tired to open a laptop or press the tiny button in a tablet.

Aww. You missed me! Sup?
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      11-23-2016, 01:19 PM   #43437
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I could totally braid your beautiful hair on the face too


Btw. I have to correct one thing from our previous conversation. Doing it asap.
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      11-23-2016, 01:22 PM   #43438
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I'm here, I've just been working way too much. I swear most nights my thumbs don't work anymore so I can't write and I'm too tired to open a laptop or press the tiny button in a tablet.

Aww. You missed me! Sup?
Yes i did my good friend.
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Yes i did my good friend.
You've pissed everyone else off? So, how's life?
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      11-23-2016, 01:33 PM   #43440
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A fucking Civic hatch costs more than an Accord. WTF
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      11-23-2016, 01:40 PM   #43441
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You've pissed everyone else off? So, how's life?
Not that i know of but people like to whine.
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      11-23-2016, 01:56 PM   #43442
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Not that i know of but people like to whine.
Oh come on, I do that too all the time!

I can, please say you want to hear my whining!!! I'd love to tell the tale of my fucked up autumn and now winter.

Good to see you around f1
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      11-23-2016, 02:05 PM   #43443
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Oh come on, I do that too all the time!

I can, please say you want to hear my whining!!! I'd love to tell the tale of my fucked up autumn and now winter.

Good to see you around f1
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Who's f1, blondie?
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      11-23-2016, 02:10 PM   #43444
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haha - where did that come from?
Took my grandmas car in for service. Lurked around the showroom with my free coffee.

Civic hatch was $26k. I helped my cousin with deal on a accord a few months back for $24k.
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      11-23-2016, 02:17 PM   #43445
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Just went swimming with sea turtles. NOW it's complete.

Little rainy today but the turtles didn't seem to care. If I had to live in the ocean and could choose what I could be, I might choose to be a sea turtle.
Where exactly are you vacationing?
Greetings from the big cat sailing in the Caribbean Sea.
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Who's f1, blondie?


I'm bad with hands, must have been a typo.
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Greetings from the big cat sailing in the Caribbean Sea.
I hate you!

I took my kid fishing today. The air was warm, hitting 35f and all! The water was about the same it it was so much fun for the whole hour we were there before the fucking wind froze me solid and my horrible kid kept laughing at me.

You're so out from my friend list. Like you're the first one I'll delete when I I find the list!
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Btw. I have to correct one thing from our previous conversation. Doing it asap.
I think you have me confused with some other beautiful American of German and Irish decent. Even what you wrote originally is OK, it's just a difference of opinion. *I* can handle that.
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Took my grandmas car in for service. Lurked around the showroom with my free coffee.

Civic hatch was $26k. I helped my cousin with deal on a accord a few months back for $24k.
VW will try to hit the American car market with the new E-Golf .
It was in the today Belgian newspaper ..
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I think you have me confused with some other beautiful American of German and Irish decent. Even what you wrote originally is OK, it's just a difference of opinion. *I* can handle that.
Hahah, meh, I was tired when I hit that conversation, Angry also, just like a bird. I did a horrible job for standing up for my view but I also suggested that others have no worth.

Honestly the next morning I read it and even I thought I came out as a bigot and a small minded. Personally even after everything I've seen I doubt I'd make that call in any situation but I realize most of the world don't have the resources I have.

But anyway, I truly am sorry I made it sound like, well, bad. I should've said it sooner too since the hippie in me kinda hates being seen as that guy.

Now my chest hair is straightened up all the way, so we can talk about what ever! How are your nipples? My dog had dry ones right now, the climate changes are hard for the exterior apparently.
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