09-19-2014, 11:50 PM | #23 |
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Bacon and peanut butter on toast. Or bacon and grilled cheese sammiches.
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Get better lines, man up, and take no as an answer nicely, and if not and the subject was me: Be aware, I do bitch really well, I have a lot of practice behind me.
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Yes, I indeed have. I destroyed a Porsche dudes suite yesterday because he didn't go away, and was annoying me in front of my boys, and I told a man today that after my boobs hit the knee area, he will be dead and before that he has no chance.
that sums it up...
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09-20-2014, 07:57 AM | #27 |
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Whoa there. I meant more of how much more weird American men may be to you due to our bacon fetish.
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09-20-2014, 08:13 AM | #28 |
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I meant that I'd have to be ninety and he'd still,have to be the only man alive to have any chance. At least I put some effort in crushing people.
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I only slice egos when needed.
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09-22-2014, 09:12 AM | #35 |
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Here is my bacon creation from the weekend.
Wrights Applewood Thick Cut, two layers, one under then and a blanket of bacon on top of seared chicken, with a french onion red wine sauce, then covered in cheese, and another layer of bacon, then baked in the oven. I was too drunk to take a finish pic, but I took a "in process" pic. |
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09-23-2014, 12:38 PM | #37 |
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Nice work, Billup.
I was at Walmart the other day and picked up a "Bacon Bowl" thing that you put bacon on, and it makes bowls. Out of bacon. Edible bacony bacon bowls. Stay tuned. |
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09-23-2014, 01:41 PM | #38 |
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09-23-2014, 02:37 PM | #39 | |
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In for pics of said bacon bowl. Very intrigued. What do you fill the bowl with? More bacon, right? You realize, people you don't like, are going to want to be your best frannn now. |
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09-23-2014, 03:50 PM | #40 |
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Pretty sure whatever goes in a Bacon Bowl must by law (Federal Bacon Statute 63.05) include Bacon.
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09-23-2014, 06:43 PM | #41 |
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^I definitely agree. Anyone caught violating this rule shall be executed without delay. F**k that imitation bacon BS.
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I am told a special interest group, known only as The Baconeers, has been lobbying to have that stuff outlawed ever since it came on the market.
It's a disservice to mankind. I'm not one for politics; however, if I were to decide to run for, say, President... it would be on a solid platform of bacon (both figuratively, as well as literally: there would be a giant, solid platform, made out of bacon, upon which I would campaign across the US)... ... and I would pledge to sign an executive order my first day in office outlawing this egregious and offensive abomination which flies in the face of bacon lovers everywhere. I would sign it in bacon fat. /bacon |
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