To all E90Post Members... This is my Confession.

Kiemyster · 12-13-2007, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Russell2nr

you are wrong there good sir, its powered by a little mexican dwarf running on a threadmill who thinks he's gonna get algerian snails to eat when he's done,poor fella

thats for russell. he lives in the south.

here in the north, our power demands are alot higher. so instead, we have imported "indentured workers" from africa who are on treadmills, with a white man in a KKK suit laughing at them. infact, its a fleet of 12 indentured workers. Research has shown it is the most cost efficient and power effective method. we just feed them 3 drops of gatorade a day, and a 2 inch piece of slim jim beef jerkey.

martieg · 12-13-2007, 10:01 PM

I have visited Trinidad - one of the most industrialized nations in the Caribbean - Tobago is the paradisiac of the two islands, but I haven't been there yet.

My favorite thing to do in Trinidad? Eat!! Exquisite indian restaurants.

Kiemyster · 12-13-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lecatrache

I have visited Trinidad - one of the most industrialized nations in the Caribbean - Tobago is the paradisiac of the two islands, but I haven't been there yet.

My favorite thing to do in Trinidad? Eat!! Exquisite indian restaurants.

well. finally someone on here who is edumacated

your welcome to come down here any time. ive got the bombest weed hook ups, and i know where all the best restaurants are

plus, i live where all teh white/foreigners live, so you'd fit in, and wouldnt have to worry about being kidnapped.

Ru$$ell · 12-13-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

thats for russell. he lives in the south.

here in the north, our power demands are alot higher. so instead, we have imported "indentured workers" from africa who are on treadmills, with a white man in a KKK suit laughing at them. infact, its a fleet of 12 indentured workers. Research has shown it is the most cost efficient and power effective method. we just feed them 3 drops of gatorade a day, and a 2 inch piece of slim jim beef jerkey.

man dont make it sound so bad,south's upgrading to 2 albino men that turn curdle into motzerilla cheese pretty soon

leejoobin · 12-13-2007, 10:27 PM

were you being serious about ur penis??

Kiemyster · 12-13-2007, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by leejoobin

were you being serious about ur penis??

no... its average. but thankfully its fat

NaTuReB0Y · 12-13-2007, 10:42 PM

scottwww · 12-13-2007, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

being a member for a year+ now, ive been hiding the real reason why i bought my BMW. But i think ive grown close enough to many members here and i feel secure about saying it.

The only reason why i have a BMW is because im compensating for my small penis.

there. i said it.

We all knew it already without having to hear your confession.

Kiemyster · 12-13-2007, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by scottwww

We all knew it already without having to hear your confession.

well, just making sure everyone had the info

community service, yah know?

now. im gonna go smoke a blunt and fuck my girl.

ohh. and now you all know why i like petite girls. they dont complain.

leejoobin · 12-14-2007, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

no... its average. but thankfully its fat

tmi.

dxb335d · 12-14-2007, 04:15 AM

what is a small penis?

Kiemyster · 12-14-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

what is a small penis?

one where you must shave your pubic hair or else it will get lost.

uabimmer · 12-14-2007, 05:42 PM

well you learn something everyday...

oh no i cant believe I've wasted my time reading this Cr*p!!!!

NaTuReB0Y · 12-14-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by uabimmer

well you learn something everyday...

oh no i cant believe I've wasted my time reading this Cr*p!!!!

This sums it up for the OP.

Ru$$ell · 12-14-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

This sums it up for the OP.

fixed

ejazbmw · 12-14-2007, 07:31 PM

martieg · 12-14-2007, 10:24 PM

Here is a related joke:

Joe: Hi Mike! Do you think size matters?
Mike: Well, no, it doesn't matter - the key is to be passionate, to know how to talk to the girl, and make her feel like a queen.
Joe: Aha, you've got a small penis!!!

inabis · 12-14-2007, 10:56 PM

trini girls are hot as fuck...my friend from Guyana told me to watch out tho...he says ur girls are hot as fuck but got aids in the ass yo

renegade · 12-14-2007, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by inabis

trini girls are hot as fuck...my friend from Guyana told me to watch out tho...he says ur girls are hot as fuck but got aids in the ass yo

LOL..trini girls are hot but hey be weary of all girls. I'm Jamaican so I definitely got love for the Trini crowd. Catch me at carnival eating some roti with a sweet brownin' on my arm

inabis · 12-14-2007, 11:07 PM

lol...u gotta eat roti w/something man...otherwise it's like eating str8 bread but yeah you Patwa's got some real nice girls too....ass control like whoa

NaTuReB0Y · 12-15-2007, 02:02 AM

Kiemyster · 12-15-2007, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by renegade

LOL..trini girls are hot but hey be weary of all girls. I'm Jamaican so I definitely got love for the Trini crowd. Catch me at carnival eating some roti with a sweet brownin' on my arm

check me carnival time! utter wildness!!!

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martieg Texas 332 Rep 769 Posts Drives: 330i Black Sph PP/SP/NV/MTk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	I have visited Trinidad - one of the most industrialized nations in the Caribbean - Tobago is the paradisiac of the two islands, but I haven't been there yet. My favorite thing to do in Trinidad? Eat!! Exquisite indian restaurants.
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martieg Texas 332 Rep 769 Posts Drives: 330i Black Sph PP/SP/NV/MTk Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Texas iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Here is a related joke: Joe: Hi Mike! Do you think size matters? Mike: Well, no, it doesn't matter - the key is to be passionate, to know how to talk to the girl, and make her feel like a queen. Joe: Aha, you've got a small penis!!!
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inabis Captain 302 Rep 955 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Daytona Beach->Denver->Seattle->The Bay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	trini girls are hot as fuck...my friend from Guyana told me to watch out tho...he says ur girls are hot as fuck but got aids in the ass yo
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inabis Captain 302 Rep 955 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Daytona Beach->Denver->Seattle->The Bay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	lol...u gotta eat roti w/something man...otherwise it's like eating str8 bread but yeah you Patwa's got some real nice girls too....ass control like whoa
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