That was Awkward

Uber V8 · 08-20-2014, 02:41 PM

Has anyone run into their ex while with their current GF/wife? I haven't yet, but I always try to play it in my head how it may or may not go as planned. I have a pretty long exes lists. LOL

SAM135iAM · 08-20-2014, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Has anyone run into their ex while with their current GF/wife? I haven't yet, but I always try to play it in my head how it may or may not go as planned. I have a pretty long exes lists. LOL

I've never ran into an ex-girlfriend with a current girlfriend. However, I have ran into several girls I've slept with while with a current girlfriend. Usually the girlfriend had no idea. There was one time my girlfriend at the time did know I had sex with a chick we ran into, and I didn't hear the end of it for a week. It wasn't so much as awkward as it was a nuisance. I can imagine running into an ex while with the current would be quite awkward, especially in some circumstances.

grieverr · 08-20-2014, 02:52 PM

Oh boy, you're bringing out repressed memories!

In 6th or 7th grade, we were playing dodgeball in co-ed gym class. I was goofing around with my friends when I heard the teacher say that to "spice things up", we were allowed to run up to the line in the middle of the court and take a jump from there, allowing you to be in the opposing team's side when throwing the ball.
When I finally got the ball, I sprinted to the line and jumped as far as I could. I swear that in mid-jump I saw everyone's face change to confusion and laughter. The gym teacher yelled "Hey dumbass! I said only the girls can jump!". You can imagine what the teasing was like!

Another quick school story, this was freshman year in college and I was talking to a female adviser who wanted to schedule time for us to meet. I replied with "sure, just tell me when you can open up for me and I'd be happy to come". I will never forget the face she made! I apologized and corrected myself, she was very cool and said she understood what I meant.

Whostheboss · 08-20-2014, 03:01 PM

@SAM135iAM Sorostitute? Igloo sisters? lol never heard of those.
I met a Sorostitute last Nov when i was in Cali. I went for a 4 day busniness/vaca trip. Meet her at a party in Santa Monica, fcuked her the next night. She even came all they way here to NY area during the holidays for more dick.

Igloo sisters, where do i begin? lol It was even more awkward when girl a and girl b were both at girl a's bday party. girl b gave me the dirtiest look. LOL

Taskmaster · 08-20-2014, 03:11 PM

This is my favorite thread so far.

UncleWede · 08-20-2014, 03:12 PM

Went to the Dr. He walked in with a nice looking intern female. He decides he needs to probe my stomach for some reason, then asks out loud "Your intestine feels really hard, are you constipated?" I answered No and when I managed to get the courage to look up at the intern she was beet red. I never did ask her name.

I remember walking in the store with my pregnant SO, turning down an aisle and seeing the last ex. "Oh, we don't need anything more from here, lets go to the checkout line."

SAM135iAM · 08-20-2014, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

@SAM135iAM Sorostitute? Igloo sisters? lol never heard of those.
I met a Sorostitute last Nov when i was in Cali. I went for a 4 day busniness/vaca trip. Meet her at a party in Santa Monica, fcuked her the next night. She even came all they way here to NY area during the holidays for more dick.

Igloo sisters, where do i begin? lol It was even more awkward when girl a and girl b were both at girl a's bday party. girl b gave me the dirtiest look. LOL

Lol! Nice! I think if you and I ever ran into each other at a party or something we would get along nicely!

Whostheboss · 08-20-2014, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SAM135iAM

Lol! Nice! I think if you and I ever ran into each other at a party or something we would get along nicely!

wrickem · 08-21-2014, 08:33 AM

My first job out of college and I worked for a large corporation that had a tyrant for a CEO. He made Adolf Hitler look like a really nice guy.

One morning walking down an empty long hallway I see him coming in the opposite direction and no doors for me to duck into.

He looked straight at me and said "good morning Rick, how are you" . I almost shit a kitten that he said good morning and he knew my name! My reply was: "Good morning Mr. White, fine, Yabba-doo".

KingOfJericho · 08-21-2014, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

My reply was: "Good morning Mr. White, fine, Yabba-doo".

hhhahahahaah

Revartr · 08-21-2014, 10:38 AM

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"Good morning Mr. White, fine, Yabba-doo".

I would've cried afterwards.

Nkc · 08-21-2014, 11:17 AM

Chick was sitting on the couch watching a movie with me. I put my legs up (labour position) and took an overachieving fart that became a shart. I had to take my pants off right away to confirm my shart while the chick was still sitting beside me gagging and covering her nose and mouth.

That chick is now my wife and the mother of my child.

Crimson92 · 08-21-2014, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Chick was sitting on the couch watching a movie with me. I put my legs up (labour position) and took an overachieving fart that became a shart. I had to take my pants off right away to confirm my shart while the chick was still sitting beside me gagging and covering her nose and mouth.

That chick is now my wife and the mother of my child.

Brave woman.

MidwestGolfBum · 08-21-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Has anyone run into their ex while with their current GF/wife? I haven't yet, but I always try to play it in my head how it may or may not go as planned. I have a pretty long exes lists. LOL

I have, made it more fun when the current GF was more than happy to make it as terrible for the ex as possible by talking about wanting to go to the hotel/car for "activities". Made it about as awkward/awesome for me as possible.

Billup · 08-21-2014, 02:15 PM

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I know must of us have done this before, but here's the kicker...I farted roughly 3 mins before she came over to my office. We definitely both smelled it, but didn't acknowledge it.

Your turn.

Dude. People expect to smell a fart in my office at this point, at least early in the morning after I've had my coffee. Nobody says anything, but I'm not an idiot, it's not like it could have come from anyone else.

m3ray · 08-21-2014, 02:20 PM

Uber V8 · 08-21-2014, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

My first job out of college and I worked for a large corporation that had a tyrant for a CEO. He made Adolf Hitler look like a really nice guy.

One morning walking down an empty long hallway I see him coming in the opposite direction and no doors for me to duck into.

He looked straight at me and said "good morning Rick, how are you" . I almost shit a kitten that he said good morning and he knew my name! My reply was: "Good morning Mr. White, fine, Yabba-doo".

954Stealth · 08-21-2014, 02:57 PM

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This is my favorite thread so far.

So you're the one rating every thread with stars

richardbb85 · 08-21-2014, 03:07 PM

that awkward moment when someone walk by and is waving to the person behind you n you waved back, makes it worst when you dont even know that person

2011CrazE89 · 08-21-2014, 03:14 PM

I had someone call me by the wrong name for three days. Never did correct him.

Taskmaster · 08-21-2014, 06:43 PM

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So you're the one rating every thread with stars

Nope, not me.

John 070 · 08-21-2014, 07:00 PM

One time in college this German girl's foot bumped into my leg. The strangest thing was her shoe fell off and her foot was like lifting my pant leg up and down. This went on for almost 30 min., and i didn't know what to make of it. Seriously, because after that, it seemed every time she sat to one side of me, her foot accidentally started rubbing my leg. Are there girls who are into that stuff?

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grieverr Private First Class 31 Rep 174 Posts Drives: F32 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Here iTrader: (0)	Oh boy, you're bringing out repressed memories! In 6th or 7th grade, we were playing dodgeball in co-ed gym class. I was goofing around with my friends when I heard the teacher say that to "spice things up", we were allowed to run up to the line in the middle of the court and take a jump from there, allowing you to be in the opposing team's side when throwing the ball. When I finally got the ball, I sprinted to the line and jumped as far as I could. I swear that in mid-jump I saw everyone's face change to confusion and laughter. The gym teacher yelled "Hey dumbass! I said only the girls can jump!". You can imagine what the teasing was like! Another quick school story, this was freshman year in college and I was talking to a female adviser who wanted to schedule time for us to meet. I replied with "sure, just tell me when you can open up for me and I'd be happy to come". I will never forget the face she made! I apologized and corrected myself, she was very cool and said she understood what I meant.
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