01-05-2008, 09:33 PM | #23 |
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Take her cell phone, and drive her out to the middle of nowhere and leave her out there for a while. Leave her if you want... or go back and get her if you care a little bit.
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01-09-2008, 01:03 AM | #24 | |
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wait till everyone is out of the school during recess....pull out an apple from your Ghost Buster lunch bucket and wait for the boys who been talkin smack about your girl....when you see him, throw the apple as hard as you can and aim for his head....run really fast towards your bicycle and then book it outta there before anyone see's ya! the worst that could happen is you get detention and have to stay an extra half hour after school! good luck!
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01-09-2008, 10:04 AM | #28 |
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Easy, everytime you go in public...every guy you see, just point your finger at your girl and say, "hey douche, im hittin' this" they'll take the hint
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