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      01-18-2016, 01:53 PM   #23
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Lups likes someone who can be pussy whipped, of course she's not going to like this video.
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      01-18-2016, 01:57 PM   #24
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no comment, i will be not be triangulated into ur debate on spousal merits

this is the f*cking thread
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yup, major p*ssy wetter
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This is true.. theres a word for it in chinese.. i don't know what u call it in english but it would translate as "opposite (cheap)nature"

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"u always want what u can't have"
"f*ck em n fleeing e'm"
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this guy is the sh*t , isn't he?

he like the aristotle of women
Can I buy you a vowel?
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      01-18-2016, 01:58 PM   #25
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Agreed 100%
Sooo, I'll be expecting a formal dinner invite from you too shortly?

I'm free this week on Thursday.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      01-18-2016, 02:01 PM   #26
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Sooo, I'll be expecting a formal dinner invite from you too shortly?

I'm free this week on Thursday.
Thursday..Thursday...I have something on my calendar. Wait. Lemme check.

Oh yeah...I have an all day appointment listed as GET WELL AND STOP BEING SICK, YOU PUSSY.
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Thursday..Thursday...I have something on my calendar. Wait. Lemme check.

Oh yeah...I have an all day appointment listed as GET WELL AND STOP BEING SICK, YOU PUSSY.
That's okay, you're clearly not my type. Not pussy enough.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      01-18-2016, 02:29 PM   #28
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Someone once told me that you are what you eat, so I am a bacon pussy.
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      01-18-2016, 02:32 PM   #29
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Can I buy you a vowel?
obv*ous not.. can't u tell they r expenfieve?
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Someone once told me that you are what you eat, so I am a bacon pussy.
i thought u'd be some kind of seafood chowder..
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Sick.
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You rarely agree with me.
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      01-18-2016, 10:41 PM   #33
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Agreed 100%
You rarely agree with me.
You marked your calendar, didn't you?
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Lups is b a c k,......:
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      01-18-2016, 10:59 PM   #35
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yup, major p*ssy wetter
Me thinks, hanging right, close to your knee trumps that.
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      01-19-2016, 01:37 AM   #36
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Thursday..Thursday...I have something on my calendar. Wait. Lemme check.

Oh yeah...I have an all day appointment listed as GET WELL AND STOP BEING SICK, YOU PUSSY.
That's okay, you're clearly not my type. Not pussy enough.
Damn. So a tea sipping DCT driver like me isn't pussy enough for you? Maybe if I drove a vert?
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HAHAHAH oh grimmey, you would start this thread.
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Thursday..Thursday...I have something on my calendar. Wait. Lemme check.

Oh yeah...I have an all day appointment listed as GET WELL AND STOP BEING SICK, YOU PUSSY.
That's okay, you're clearly not my type. Not pussy enough.
Damn. So a tea sipping DCT driver like me isn't pussy enough for you? Maybe if I drove a vert?
Don't worry, I put the seat down after I use the restroom for dudes like you.
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      01-19-2016, 06:49 AM   #39
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Women always bitch about how they can't find a guy who treats them right.. Problem is that when they DO find a guy who treats them with respect, they shit all over him. Then they run to the first complete asshole they can find and the process repeats itself. Sometimes I do wonder if a lot of the women out there don't suffer from some sort of a serious mental defect.
No challenge no interest. Make me work for that shit. I'll appreciate him a hell of a lot more than if he just throws himself at me.
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No challenge no interest. Make me work for that shit. I'll appreciate him a hell of a lot more than if he just throws himself at me.
Which is why the cold shoulder approach works best when it comes to women..
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      01-19-2016, 10:02 AM   #42
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so boredom,upgrade in looks/money,they like don't like push-overs or want more aggressive nature.
Too many reasons to list....but for all you nice guys out there....there is a nice girl or guy or it out there for you...hope I didn't exclude anyone:......
No there isn't.
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      01-19-2016, 10:31 AM   #43
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so boredom,upgrade in looks/money,they like don't like push-overs or want more aggressive nature.
Too many reasons to list....but for all you nice guys out there....there is a nice girl or guy or it out there for you...hope I didn't exclude anyone:......
No there isn't.
Ok,maybe there isn't!.
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Which is why the cold shoulder approach works best when it comes to women..
Nailed it.
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