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      04-11-2016, 05:43 PM   #23
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Lucky for the bear you were 10. I'm assuming bears don't mess with you when you walk through the woods now no?
In 2012 spring, a bear was seen walking on ice of lake Näsijärvi 5km from the city center (my walking paths too, we like our forests here). The prints made the press since they were kind of good fakes, snow just makes it hard to fake shit. A decent mathematician can easily count just how big a print should be if told the weather conditions.

The Finnish press loves the danger of animals near us. If you read the papers here, by those articles, the us roads should've been safe from me.

I'm truly not claiming nothing can happen to you, but I've met a black man in the deep south of usa(@soccerdad) (or close enough, atlanta,) a Canadian in canada ( @myzmak ) and a fucking korean in nj (@wah).

Anyone else would go for the army, the few times through na, being me as something dangerous, but I'm sure the animals will get me!

(and trust me, I had an old friend of mine with me (he was in med school still then btw) on the adder walk. He keeps bringing it up as a classic example how women can totally panic and not panic and STILL FUCKING PANIC. I hate him.)
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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how women can totally panic and not panic and STILL FUCKING PANIC.
How can a man know woman-speak so well????? I'm starting to wonder if you really are 48 or not.
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How can a man know woman-speak so well????? I'm starting to wonder if you really are 48 or not.
Um right. I'm treated for my testosterone poisoning by giving me an extra set of ovaries. Not joking. I am a super duper man!

You're so out from my friend list. This is not cool! My testies are epic!

(I've missed you wade! You're name is still spelled wrong in your handle!)
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In 2012 spring, a bear was seen walking on ice of lake Näsijärvi 5km from the city center (my walking paths too, we like our forests here). The prints made the press since they were kind of good fakes, snow just makes it hard to fake shit. A decent mathematician can easily count just how big a print should be if told the weather conditions.

The Finnish press loves the danger of animals near us. If you read the papers here, by those articles, the us roads should've been safe from me.

I'm truly not claiming nothing can happen to you, but I've met a black man in the deep south of usa(@soccerdad) (or close enough, atlanta,) a Canadian in canada ( @myzmak ) and a fucking korean in nj (@wah).

Anyone else would go for the army, the few times through na, being me as something dangerous, but I'm sure the animals will get me!

(and trust me, I had an old friend of mine with me (he was in med school still then btw) on the adder walk. He keeps bringing it up as a classic example how women can totally panic and not panic and STILL FUCKING PANIC. I hate him.)
Ummm... sooo.... something about finding bigfoot tracks in the snow? But it wasn't big foot (you figured it out using your super mathematician skillz) just a black dude with a canadian and korean tagging along? If anyone else encountered a black guy a canadian and a korean in the woods they would surely call the army but not you cause you got big balls?

Does that about sum it up?
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Ummm... sooo.... something about finding bigfoot tracks in the snow? But it wasn't big foot (you figured it out using your super mathematician skillz) just a black dude with a canadian and korean tagging along? If anyone else encountered a black guy a canadian and a korean in the woods they would surely call the army but not you cause you got big balls?

Does that about sum it up?
Yeah, all canadians are big foot. Elect Trump!

Really, I need a vacation and canadians need labor to build a fence and I'm in!

I have a nanny hired. Now vote!

I can't count, I can however check other peoples work
a sun shining makes ice to melt and a Chihuahua foot print is a shepherds print in a few.

So a gs with bad wrists is a bear in two days... And a bad eyesight.
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