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      10-19-2016, 11:51 PM   #23
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SHE is beautiful

Nice smile

Here's Schumer

Put the donut down amy......

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      10-19-2016, 11:51 PM   #24
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Yes she needs to lose weight.
And yes we have had this exact discussion on the last thread about her just a few months ago.
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Yes she needs to lose weight.
And yes we have had this exact discussion on the last thread about her just a few months ago.
Did you talk about her hiding her cankles in the water in the other thread too?

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Yes she needs to lose weight.
And yes we have had this exact discussion on the last thread about her just a few months ago.
Did you talk about her hiding her cankles in the water in the other thread too?

She doesn't have cankles that I see in that pic above. She just has a big mid-section mostly. And yeah, do we ever talk about male comedians being fat? I think the majority are.
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She doesn't have cankles that I see in that pic above. She just has a big mid-section mostly. And yeah, do we ever talk about male comedians being fat? I think the majority are.
You can tell by the water displacement and wake....those are cankles

You could start a chubby male comedian thread and see where it goes........
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She doesn't have cankles that I see in that pic above. She just has a big mid-section mostly. And yeah, do we ever talk about male comedians being fat? I think the majority are.
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She doesn't have cankles that I see in that pic above. She just has a big mid-section mostly. And yeah, do we ever talk about male comedians being fat? I think the majority are.
OMG he's sooo hot
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      10-20-2016, 12:10 AM   #30
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OMG he's sooo hot
he aint fat.
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OMG he's sooo hot
he aint fat.
He sure is. He's probably more overweight than Amy.
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      10-20-2016, 12:18 AM   #32
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Not fat either....























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Wait for it................






















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He sure is. He's probably more overweight than Amy.
When one is describing a man who's gained what we'll call an, investment over the years; one should refer to him as being more.... majestic.
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Tried watching her stand up on Netflix... Bitch had me cringing so hard. She is good looking tho, probably the only reason I could justify watching her.
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Tried watching her stand up on Netflix... Bitch had me cringing so hard. She is good looking tho, probably the only reason I could justify watching her.
Give it a few years when she hits the 'wall'
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Tried watching her stand up on Netflix... Bitch had me cringing so hard. She is good looking tho, probably the only reason I could justify watching her.
Admittedly, i have't see much of Schumer's stand up. But compared to what i have seen, i think Schlesinger is funnier. She has a lot of funny stuff, but intertwined is some cring-worthty stuff as well. Ali Wong was really funny in Baby Cobra. She's damn cute too.
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I feel kinda bad, but the above pic reminds me of this....

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He sure is. He's probably more overweight than Amy.
When one is describing a man who's gained what we'll call an, investment over the years; one should refer to him as being more.... majestic.
Ah so you're "majestic"? Nice!

Ok just because you took all that time to look for skinny comedians, I'll let it go this time. Man you must be bored tonite!
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Ah so you're "majestic"? Nice!

Ok just because you took all that time to look for skinny comedians, I'll let it go this time. Man you must be bored tonite!
Asian women get a pass on aging for like 60 years. Seems fair that guys get better with age.

Actually, i just googled male comedians. All i had to do was skip like 4 fatties.

So bored i'm going to bed. Captain "Majestic" out.
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Someone started a thread on this a few months ago....I remember it.

I just want to say...god bless the USA! How does a sorry sack of flab like AS make it in the USA? She is not funny. How do I know?? Because I'm funny! I know funny...

She's a stupid bitch. Who has the balls to go up on stage and trash a city and the people who live there? (Tampa) Fkn dumbass...

That stupid movie she did where she was a Woman-whore...yeah right! now THATS funny...I wouldn't screw here with your dick! Her and her double chin can quietly go away....

Just keeping it real.....
Glad to learn about your sexual standards. But the coarseness of your post says a lot more about you than her.
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shes hilarious and sexy as fuck
So you like porky girls? Whatever floats your boat, bro? She's not funny.../thread.
You ended your own thread? That quickly? Does your wife/gf know you have this problem?
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Chris Rock's number about reducing crime statistics by raising the price of bullets is probably one of the smartest, funniest and socially relevant comedy moments ever.

/highjack

Schumer was funny in that recent spy movie with Jude Law and Jason Statham. And cute too.
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Chris Rock's number about reducing crime statistics by raising the price of bullets is probably one of the smartest, funniest and socially relevant comedy moments ever.

/highjack

Schumer was funny in that recent spy movie with Jude Law and Jason Statham. And cute too.
Yeah, loved her in Bridesmaids too. Haha.
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I dont think she's funny at all and while I try not to body shame....she's gross af.

For blonde comedians, I like Nikki Glaser

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