All aboard! - Imagine if this was your daily commute

Spool · 04-10-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

lol first thing that came to mind is if I was there I'd blow the stinkiest fart and no one can do a damned thing

to those who talk about groping up women, forget it, you'll be lucky if you scratch your own balls let alone move your hand 2 inches away from your body.

haha

spacedogg · 04-10-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

hahaha i'll be up in there groping women and they can't do shit about it...

LOL.

Been in Seoul, Korea. Same thing on certain subway lines. You can't move in the train. You think you can wiggle your arm around...but you literally cannot move any part of your body. You are not holding on to anything so the only thing that is keeping you up when the train stops is the crowd of people around you. Kinda funny when there is a stop...you feel people pushing from the end of the train as it slows down and when it speeds up.

So Spool won't be groping anyone...or he may be inadvertantly groping someone he wished he wasn't.

Worst time is riding the subway in the summertime when it's fricking hot. 36 degrees celsius and 80% humidity. Gross.

Kiemyster · 04-11-2008, 12:20 AM

id be petting every pussy cat on board that bitch ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

on a serious note, i wouldnt call it a cummute... id call it a deathtrap waiting to happen.

*edit: just read the comments about how u cant move at all... i would just position myself behind a woman before i got on board, and push her in and as i get squeezed in, my hands would find themselves around her or on her totzies

DOCTOR 3VIL · 04-11-2008, 12:38 AM

What if you need to get off at the next exit and you are packed in the corner?

choiffer · 04-11-2008, 12:58 AM

HAHAHA WTF.

vladinecko · 04-11-2008, 01:09 AM

dudes should preventively wear condoms on that train

Kiemyster · 04-11-2008, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by vladinecko

dudes should preventively wear condoms on that train

lol.. that would be odd... wearing a condom while ur in "limp" mode?

karliejai · 04-11-2008, 01:20 AM

imagine if the door just pops open when the train is moving!!!

Choolgooz · 04-11-2008, 01:54 AM

lol, they had to pull away that lady near the end.

c0nstant · 04-11-2008, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Wow. How do people get off?

they rub up on whoevers pressed up against them

sim@ecuprogram · 04-11-2008, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by rocketman

That is crrraazzzy!
Where is that?

japan

Eazyrock · 04-11-2008, 07:19 AM

wow.. that is so wrong in so many ways..

Spool · 04-11-2008, 07:20 AM

We have it too easy in America, yet people complain about bitch about it all day long...

myfirstbimmer · 04-11-2008, 09:04 AM

haha, nice, typical in Japan

For anyone here who has been in Tokyo, specially taking a train at the Shijuku station during rush hour, you are expected to "packin it" in the train. Literally.....like a sardin....been there done that....Crazy i tell ya...

txusa03 · 04-11-2008, 09:29 AM

pick pockets come to mind as well as sardine fish (crazy stuff

)

And did anyone see that woman running around trying to get into the train? heck, i would not be so eager to get stuffed into a tin can...

iatacs19 · 04-11-2008, 10:52 AM

F that, I would rather risk my life and bike to work. JDM FTW!

Neurorad · 04-11-2008, 11:29 AM

I'd miss my car...but at least you can get work done on the train commute.

Imaging trying to use a laptop in that crowd.

e30klassic · 04-11-2008, 11:39 AM

Hahaaa, that remind me of rush hour bus ride in Taiwan back in the day.

Just without the "Packer", lol what a interesting job to get.

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myfirstbimmer Private First Class 17 Rep 145 Posts Drives: E90 SG 330i Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: T.O. iTrader: (0)	haha, nice, typical in Japan For anyone here who has been in Tokyo, specially taking a train at the Shijuku station during rush hour, you are expected to "packin it" in the train. Literally.....like a sardin....been there done that....Crazy i tell ya... __________________ 35% Formula 1 Ceramic Tints, //M E-Brake handle, //M Steering Wheel
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Neurorad Major 89 Rep 1,224 Posts Drives: 2017 340xi Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location iTrader: (0)	I'd miss my car...but at least you can get work done on the train commute. Imaging trying to use a laptop in that crowd.
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e30klassic Banned 28 Rep 375 Posts Drives: Sport T-Silver E90 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF, Ca. iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 328i [0.00]	Hahaaa, that remind me of rush hour bus ride in Taiwan back in the day. Just without the "Packer", lol what a interesting job to get.
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