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      06-22-2018, 08:46 AM   #23
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Coffee. Because I don't like coffee.
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like my coffee, tan and sweet

like my roads, CURVY
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      06-22-2018, 12:48 PM   #31
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      06-22-2018, 01:27 PM   #32
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      06-22-2018, 01:50 PM   #33
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      06-22-2018, 04:08 PM   #34
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