Best Shirt Ever!!!! You WILL Get Laid!!!

Kiemyster · 07-29-2008, 11:15 AM

repost. i dont really get the shirt btw... i mean, yeah its tacky. someone help me understand the rest of the joke. thanks.

Kiemyster · 07-29-2008, 11:16 AM

nvm. reading the comments lol

jlspeed29 · 07-29-2008, 11:17 AM

everyone in my office wants one now! :P

Sam12345 · 07-29-2008, 11:20 AM

GROUP BUY LIST

Spoke to manufacturer and they are coming up with a good price for us as long as we put a giant wolf decal covering our entire rear window.
1-10 people = 15$
11-20 people= 10$
21-100 people=5$
100+ people = free

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jeveryday · 07-29-2008, 11:24 AM

OMG says...
This shirt cured my Aids!

Admin@everythingwolf says...
There is no way our shirt cured aids.

number335 · 07-29-2008, 11:32 AM

Admin Wolf says...
Please stop posting about our wolf T shirts and get back to using them like they were meant to be used - Butt sex with wolves. That is all.

K330i · 07-29-2008, 12:24 PM

Kire says...
My ma wouldn't let me alone when I got this shirt, she kicked pa out of the trailer and my sister keeps grabbing my manhood. Thanks wolf shirt!

ladies man says...
this shirt is off the hook yo! all dem bitches bow to my greatness. I can't even get out of the bed anymore with this sexy beast of a shirt. I love it

Wolfenstein says...
I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve!

jlspeed29 · 07-29-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam12345

GROUP BUY LIST

Spoke to manufacturer and they are coming up with a good price for us as long as we put a giant wolf decal covering our entire rear window.
1-10 people = 15$
11-20 people= 10$
21-100 people=5$
100+ people = free

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Kensta335 · 07-29-2008, 05:34 PM

The wolf shirt made my penis grow 3 inches longer and now chicks can't get enough of my 4 inch cock.

jlspeed29 · 07-29-2008, 05:35 PM

this ones a classic!

baby jesus says...
my friend bought me this shirt for xmas as a joke so i decided to wear it out one night. and HO-LEE-FUCKING-SHIT, you could not believe how many bitches were smiling at me and growling and pawing/scratching at my eye area. this shirt must really be a pussy magnent. thankyou wolfs... for allowing me to finally touch girls!!! fast shipment, great communication AAAAAA+++++++++

ska///235i · 07-29-2008, 08:22 PM

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RBBMWE46M3 · 07-29-2008, 08:53 PM

Yea ok, but what happens when a chick wears it? Men line up to eat the corn outa her shit@

Comet · 08-27-2008, 04:27 AM

I actually saw someone with this shirt at a club this weekend..
I started laughing so god damn much and no one knew why...
it was hilarious because he was super built and a gino...

I doubt he did it as a joke.. it's not popular enough that people will get it...
he didn't have any chicks pawing at him either...

jlspeed29 · 08-27-2008, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

I actually saw someone with this shirt at a club this weekend..
I started laughing so god damn much and no one knew why...
it was hilarious because he was super built and a gino...

I doubt he did it as a joke.. it's not popular enough that people will get it...
he didn't have any chicks pawing at him either...

lmfao are you serious!?????? hahahaha

what;s a gino?

Dascamel · 08-27-2008, 04:55 PM

OMG buying 7, one for each day of the week. Never taking it off!!!!!!

Comet · 08-28-2008, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jlspeed29

lmfao are you serious!?????? hahahaha

what;s a gino?

I'm dead serious
I wanted to say something to the guy.. but I didnt know what.. I was cracking up like mad..

Gino... a guido.. Gino is what we call em up in Cana-duh

07-29-2008, 11:15 AM	#23
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07-29-2008, 11:17 AM	#25
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07-29-2008, 11:20 AM	#26
Sam12345 Lieutenant Colonel 108 Rep 1,534 Posts Drives: jet black 335i coupe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (3) Garage List 2008 335i Coupe [0.00]	GROUP BUY LIST Spoke to manufacturer and they are coming up with a good price for us as long as we put a giant wolf decal covering our entire rear window. 1-10 people = 15$ 11-20 people= 10$ 21-100 people=5$ 100+ people = free 1) Sam12345 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) __________________ Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
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07-29-2008, 11:24 AM	#27
jeveryday Colonel 81 Rep 2,335 Posts Drives: 2012 535i xDrive Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Long Island, New York iTrader: (6)	OMG says... This shirt cured my Aids! Admin@everythingwolf says... There is no way our shirt cured aids.
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07-29-2008, 11:32 AM	#28
number335 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 254 Posts Drives: E92 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	Admin Wolf says... Please stop posting about our wolf T shirts and get back to using them like they were meant to be used - Butt sex with wolves. That is all.
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07-29-2008, 12:24 PM	#29
K330i Second Lieutenant 7 Rep 241 Posts Drives: 2006 330i Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: East Tennessee iTrader: (2)	Kire says... My ma wouldn't let me alone when I got this shirt, she kicked pa out of the trailer and my sister keeps grabbing my manhood. Thanks wolf shirt! ladies man says... this shirt is off the hook yo! all dem bitches bow to my greatness. I can't even get out of the bed anymore with this sexy beast of a shirt. I love it Wolfenstein says... I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve!
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07-29-2008, 05:34 PM	#31
Kensta335 Brigadier General 167 Rep 3,637 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 iTrader: (4)	The wolf shirt made my penis grow 3 inches longer and now chicks can't get enough of my 4 inch cock.
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07-29-2008, 05:35 PM	#32
jlspeed29 Major 516 Rep 1,389 Posts Drives: F80 SO ZCP CCB Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere along PCH... iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 335 coupe [8.00]	this ones a classic! baby jesus says... my friend bought me this shirt for xmas as a joke so i decided to wear it out one night. and HO-LEE-FUCKING-SHIT, you could not believe how many bitches were smiling at me and growling and pawing/scratching at my eye area. this shirt must really be a pussy magnent. thankyou wolfs... for allowing me to finally touch girls!!! fast shipment, great communication AAAAAA+++++++++ __________________ A fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar
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07-29-2008, 08:22 PM	#33
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08-27-2008, 04:27 AM	#35
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08-27-2008, 04:55 PM	#37
Dascamel Lieutenant Colonel 50 Rep 1,664 Posts Drives: 2008 e92 M3, 2010 e91 328i Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bakersfield, CA iTrader: (0)	OMG buying 7, one for each day of the week. Never taking it off!!!!!! __________________ 2008 E92 M3 Jerez Black,DCT,Fox Red ext,Prem,Tech,19", ipod/usb, CF roof and trim 2010 E91 328i Space Gray,Black int, M sport, most options 2007 Montego Blue 335i (retired)
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