[Dmitriy@AUTOcouture]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Good way of getting shot in the face if you do this in Cali

Great advice. Will Remember if I am ever in Cali! Thanks.

[m2kev]

[SpecC]

that morning is full of win

[c0nstant]

Originally Posted by SpecC

that morning is full of win

indeed. i actually really enjoyed that story

[Bluesummer]

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[FrankiE90]

[FrankiE90]

LEXUS BIG....

[MadDog]

Originally Posted by FrankiE90

LEXUS:

cheat....

[MTV]

Originally Posted by shpuntik

I woke up this morning, feeling much better than my previous days with the flu and lost voice, ready to battle yet another day with the mortgage markets.

I leave the house, turn the car on, and begin to drive to the train station. I make a left turn onto Flatbush Avenue (the equivalent of Jericho Turnpike on the island or Queens Boulevard, in Queens) to get onto the Belt Parkway, and notice a grey monstrosity in my rear view mirror about 3 inches away from my BMW badge. I wonder for a second why anyone would do something like this and make an executive decision to get away from this person, as I do not want to get rear ended and be late to the office.

I accelerate.

As I pull up to yet another red light, I notice the same grey vehicle violently swerving between cars only to make his way to pull up to the right of me. I look over to my right and recognize the biggest accomplishment in automobile engineering, a brand new Lexus LS460. Now I couldn't really make out what the driver looked like, as his middle aged face was hidden behind an oversized pair of "Prada" sunglasses. But I knew he was a Lexus enthusiast because of the Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt and a Lexus baseball cap; Classic douche bag attire.

He looks over at me, then at my 335i, and gives me a thumbs down. I wonder for a couple of seconds what might cause an individual such anger and disbelief and roll down my window (highly doubtful that he could see through my tint). He yells: "Your car is a piece of s*it and overrated, this thing will leave you in my rearview mirror!".

Now I'm not sure what it takes to get someone to this point in life, but I'm always down for a little fun. I look over at him, smirk, and turn the DTC (BMW's version of traction control) all the way off. He eagerly pushes down on his gas pedal and I hear the p*ssy whimper of his exhaust. Needless to say, I knew it was on.

If you know Flatbush Avenue, by the area of Toys 'R' Us, you will know that there are virtually no pedestrians there and at 9:00AM the rush hour traffic usually already passes so there are barely any cars around. World safety - check.

I switch into 1st gear, increase the RPM's to 3,000, and look over at my opponent. His eyes are incredibly concentrated on the road and seem to look pretty damn serious. The light turns green and I launch... Actually, let me rephrase that. I launched so f***ing hard that the back of my car veered right in a 35 degree angle, almost hitting the rear quarter panel of the LS460. I quickly accelerate to 60, 70, 80, 90. I miss my exit and look back. What do I see?? HIS headlights in MY rearview mirror.

I pull up to the next red light and wait about 10 seconds for him to get there. I lower my window and honk my horn, no response. I proceed to do this 5 more times, as he is not paying attention to me at all. At this point I'm pissed! I want his acknowledgement, after all this was a fair race and he was pretty confident in his car... Nothing at all, he sat there with no reaction, didn't even look at me. I guess when you are that embarrassed, there’s really so much you can do.

I put my car into first gear and positioned it diagonally in front of his. I got out and came over to his car... Now the only thing that came to mind was my good friend Steve's famous line, which I tried to scream as loud as I could into his open window: "DO THEY MAKE THESE FOR MEN????”."

Have a good day guys!

Epic.

[bsamoul]

This story definitely made my day

[misterng]

[lauer87]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Good way of getting shot in the face if you do this in Cali

Otherwise ...good story for those who get a big boner reading about this type of incidents

+1, but its a good way to get shot ANYWHERE

[TiAg335i]

Story had me lol'ing dude, nice kill.

To the comment about getting shot in Cali:

I must have missed the part where Cali was more dangerous or "tough" than NY.

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

Story had me lol'ing dude, nice kill.

To the comment about getting shot in Cali:

I must have missed the part where Cali was more dangerous or "tough" than NY.

Being a meat headed macho knows no neighborhood or locality, dude. The comment made was for the OP's safety reasons only. You wanna make a kill behind the wheel, be my guest and go for it. But if you get out of the car to rub your schlong all over the other guy's face afterward, then you may be asking for the worst. I hate to read the same story posted here in the newspaper with the sad ending of someone getting shot, killed or injured and believe me ...there are many examples of it these days. People are running on short fuses these days ...Just be careful out there.

[TiAg335i]

Originally Posted by FrankiE90

LEXUS BIG....
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Guys...easy now.

Lexus is a fantastic automobile manufacturer. They are targetting an entirely different crowd than what BMW goes for.

I have driven a quite a few Lexus' (The IS250, IS350, LS400, ES350) and they are ALL fantastic machines, (as far as comfort goes).

[opencasket]

You drive a 335.
He drives a ls460

I think he wins regardless of outcome

[Dmitriy@AUTOcouture]

Originally Posted by KobraKye

You drive a 335.
He drives a ls460

I think he wins regardless of outcome

Please elaborate. I really do not understand your reasoning.

[SpecC]

Originally Posted by KobraKye

You drive a 335.
He drives a ls460

I think he wins regardless of outcome

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by KobraKye

You drive a 335.
He drives a ls460

I think he wins regardless of outcome

i honestly wouldn't take an LS460 over a 335i. not my style at all.

[penny31]

Originally Posted by inabis

ROFL...that it typical Enthusiast douchbag attire...couldn't said it better myself.

I don't care what car you drive, if you're not at an event promoting your car/products you look like a douche driving with an emblem/badge hat

unless its a ferrari hat, those are nice

[im spencer]

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Being a meat headed macho knows no neighborhood or locality, dude. The comment made was for the OP's safety reasons only. You wanna make a kill behind the wheel, be my guest and go for it. But if you get out of the car to rub your schlong all over the other guy's face afterward, then you may be asking for the worst. I hate to read the same story posted here in the newspaper with the sad ending of someone getting shot, killed or injured and believe me ...there are many examples of it these days. People are running on short fuses these days ...Just be careful out there.

One of my good friends from way back when in high school works at the dealership in Hollywood now. He tells me that more cars then you can imagine would just have a randomly loaded pistol in their gloveboxes. Having a gun pulled on you for negligible reasons is not the most particular fun in the world so keep it clean out there guys. LA guys especially, ive been in this position before, it is Fubar.

[krnnerdboy]

Originally Posted by im spencer

One of my good friends from way back when in high school works at the dealership in Hollywood now. He tells me that more cars then you can imagine would just have a randomly loaded pistol in their gloveboxes. Having a gun pulled on you for negligible reasons is not the most particular fun in the world so keep it clean out there guys. LA guys especially, ive been in this position before, it is Fubar.

I've been in this situation before as well and it was not fun and a crap load of legal fees for what??

Nice kill but stay in the car and don't use it to block someone(considered a weapon)