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c1pher · 08-14-2021, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Next thing you know, the dog will come with a service light. And you can check health status on MyBMW app.

Choose vets like local dealerships

I thought you were looking at BDSM items.

M5Rick · 08-14-2021, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by zx10guy

Heck. BMW has a long ways to go to catch up to Ducati.

You don't even want to see the stuff Ferrari come out with.

Atavus · 08-14-2021, 09:02 AM

I like my floating centre caps too.

MsGoGoMoto · 08-14-2021, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by c1pher

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Next thing you know, the dog will come with a service light. And you can check health status on MyBMW app.

Choose vets like local dealerships

I thought you were looking at BDSM items.

What are BDSM items?

kscarrol · 08-14-2021, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

What are BDSM items?

B/D (Bondage and Discipline), D/s (Dominance and submission), and S/M (Sadism and Masochism).

MsGoGoMoto · 08-14-2021, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

What are BDSM items?

B/D (Bondage and Discipline), D/s (Dominance and submission), and S/M (Sadism and Masochism).

I thought it was a slavery reference.
Husband took peek and said…..with a red face
Sick sexual acts that mostly old white people do lol..

Me.. wanna try it.

Him.

: Eat your gotdamn breakfast …… don't look it up on the web.

Lady Jane · 08-14-2021, 10:44 AM

Not that many items. A few pins, music stick, key chain holder. All free swag from my dealer.

Attachment 2672175

MsGoGoMoto · 08-14-2021, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Not that many items. A few pins, music stick, key chain holder. All free swag from my dealer.

Attachment 2672175

Hey, wait. Your key plugs into usb?

Lady Jane · 08-14-2021, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Hey, wait. Your key plugs into usb?

The USB stick is shaped like a key.

MsGoGoMoto · 08-14-2021, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Hey, wait. Your key plugs into usb?

The USB stick is shaped like a key.

Loool I feel so dumb…….now I want one

Lady Jane · 08-14-2021, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Loool I feel so dumb…….now I want one

Aren't you glad I didn't troll you by saying; " Why, yes. Yours doesn't?" Hi hi

MsGoGoMoto · 08-14-2021, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Loool I feel so dumb…….now I want one

Aren't you glad I didn't troll you by saying; " Why, yes. Yours doesn't?" Hi hi

You're too sweet to do that!
Hugs to you!

DenverSteve · 08-14-2021, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ///d

But people will buy it.

Just the other day someone on the BMX X5 bookface page asked about the BMW branded air fresheners at the dealership and if they were worth the money. At first I laughed, but then imagined they were someone who thought they were too good to walk into a Autozone and buy one from there.

Or just keep their car clean............

Mintsopoulos · 08-14-2021, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ryan stewart

Its Active!

Going to the dealer is hilariously sad now. I was always for yuppie douches in the 80s and early 90s but now its solidly a lifestyle brand.

Active is the same as Tactical. Slap either of those two in front of an item and sales sky rocket lol

*slowly puts away all my "tact-cool" stuff*

vreihen16 · 08-14-2021, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mintsopoulos

Active is the same as Tactical. Slap either of those two in front of an item and sales sky rocket lol

I've have a KA-BAR tactical spork in my desk at work for several years:

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NorCalAthlete · 08-15-2021, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Next thing you know, the dog will come with a service light. And you can check health status on MyBMW app.

Choose vets like local dealerships

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Originally Posted by c1pher

I thought you were looking at BDSM items.

M5Rick · 08-15-2021, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

The BMW branded air freshners are what people should be getting, not some cheap Autozone garbage. I don't do air freshners since I never eat/drink in my cars so they always have that new car smell no matter how old, but for people who do that that issue the BMW one is the way to go. The design aesthetic fits nicely in the cabin as well.

Have one in mine,just got to remember to slide to off when leaving car.
The card type ones that hang down from the rvm are to loathe

kscarrol · 08-15-2021, 12:11 PM

^ What a great drawing of Murf993 !!

MsGoGoMoto · 08-16-2021, 07:34 AM

Hahahahhaha….

I bought it…..
They only had solar orange
Nooot.. it's out of stock!

Bunnny · 08-17-2021, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

It's ACTIVE

Those pet accessories are for cats. A real dog would wear that leash as a collar. :lol

MsGoGoMoto · 08-17-2021, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mintsopoulos

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Originally Posted by ryan stewart

Its Active!

Going to the dealer is hilariously sad now. I was always for yuppie douches in the 80s and early 90s but now its solidly a lifestyle brand.

Active is the same as Tactical. Slap either of those two in front of an item and sales sky rocket lol

*slowly puts away all my "tact-cool" stuff*

Omg…
It's like labeling food "orgasmic" in the supermarket.
It flies off the shelf.

celsdogg · 08-17-2021, 01:57 PM

do older products count?

08-14-2021, 09:02 AM	#25
Atavus Private First Class 97 Rep 188 Posts Drives: BMW M760Li Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Slough iTrader: (0)	I like my floating centre caps too.
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Lady Jane Cailín gan eagla. 84197 Rep 1,055 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike. Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Atlantic Canada. iTrader: (0)	Not that many items. A few pins, music stick, key chain holder. All free swag from my dealer. Attachment 2672175 Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:23 PM..
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kscarrol Brigadier General 9762 Rep 4,136 Posts Drives: 2021 X3 M40i, 1974 2002 Tii Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Greenville, SC iTrader: (0)	^ What a great drawing of Murf993 !! __________________ 2021 X3 M40i 1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual BMWCCA # 327475
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MsGoGoMoto Enlisted Member 1227 Rep 88 Posts Drives: 2017 i3+REX, 1999 K1200RS Moto Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (0)	Hahahahhaha…. I bought it….. They only had solar orange Nooot.. it's out of stock! Attached Images
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celsdogg E4 Mafia 359 Rep 439 Posts Drives: E30, E36/5, E46x2, F22, F30 Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: MD iTrader: (0)	do older products count? __________________ Squad - '90 E30 325i MT (226k) \| '98 E36/5 318ti MT (160k) \| '03 E46 325i MT (156k) \| '04 E46 330xi MT (195k) \| '15 F22 M235i MT (66k) \| '15 F30 335i MT (85k) KIA - '91 E30 325i AT (146k) \| '02 E46 325i MT (212k) Bring back the purple M stripe
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