my mom wants an a5

sb335is · 05-30-2010, 12:07 PM

tell her to save some money and buy a VW

on the other hand my grandpa is 80 and drives a 700bhp C5 as a DD.

number335 · 05-30-2010, 12:24 PM

once you reach the retirement age of 55, you are restricted to driving buicks. buicks were specifically manufactured to identify older drivers for the safety of other. your mom should be reported to the DMV.

samwoo2go · 05-30-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by shuarma

so my mom somehow came to the decision that she wants an Audi a5. for those who don't know it's a coupe and mind you, my mother is almost 57 and i just think its kind of stupid for her to drive a coupe. i do not approve
expand on the topic

you are a shitty son

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05-30-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by twoturboz

tell her to save some money and buy a VW

on the other hand my grandpa is 80 and drives a 700bhp C5 as a DD.

+1

Wouldn't mind driving that beauty.

MarkR171 · 05-30-2010, 02:01 PM

What's wrong with a 57yo woman driving a coupe? 57 is not old. The A5 is a nice big coupe that's comfortable, very light on steering, and classy. It's the perfect car for a 57 year old woman. I test drove one and immediately though of my 60yo mom, it's a perfect car for her because of how comfortable it is and how light the steering wheel is.

JayReplay · 05-30-2010, 02:15 PM

I don't see anything wrong. Let her get what she wants. Many old women here roll around town in MB, BMW, Porsche coupes/ cabriolets anyway!

Verbiage · 05-30-2010, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shiggy

tell her to get a Lotus Exige, with black BBS wheels and Matt blk paint, carbon fiber interior with black alcantara seats and roof liner with red stitching!

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

you are a shitty son

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LOL.

shuarma · 05-30-2010, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by number335

once you reach the retirement age of 55, you are restricted to driving buicks. buicks were specifically manufactured to identify older drivers for the safety of other. your mom should be reported to the DMV.

best post thus far. where do you live? lets be best friends

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Originally Posted by my92

+1

Wouldn't mind driving that beauty.

yeah thats really nice. i just think she should be driving something a bit more practical like an a4 or a6. i told her to get a 3er but she hates how my steering wheel is so heavy.

CollinsE90 · 05-30-2010, 07:10 PM

Active steering in the 5er should be better for her then

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 08:06 PM

What VW is that? A Passat?

Looks very good.

Well 90% of E92 335i drivers in Atlanta and 50 or older women...

BTM · 05-30-2010, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by J3Yer

I don't see anything wrong. Let her get what she wants. Many old women here roll around town in MB, BMW, Porsche coupes/ cabriolets anyway!

How are your HR sports on these Chicago roads? In terms of ride height and stiffness. I want moar low, are they significantly more harsh than the ZSP?

Alexander · 05-30-2010, 11:30 PM

Did we find out if the OP's mom is a silver fox or not?

samwoo2go · 05-31-2010, 05:21 PM

seriously man all joking aside, your mom didn't spend her youth and putting off her dreams to raise your ungrateful ass to tell her she is now too old for a coupe. If you are just bored and making a thread just because, then all good, let the lols rip, but if you are seriously going to tell her that shit, I hope you go to shitty son hell where all the shitty sons go.
People that treat their parents like they don't have dreams or special wants pisses me off.
just woke up /rant

DevJ · 05-31-2010, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by number335

once you reach the retirement age of 55, you are restricted to driving buicks. buicks were specifically manufactured to identify older drivers for the safety of other. your mom should be reported to the DMV.

hands down the dumbest fucking thing I've read today.

BTM · 05-31-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DevJ

hands down the dumbest fucking thing I've read today.

Your sarcasm meter may be off...

DevJ · 05-31-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Your sarcasm meter may be off...

It's not..

BTM · 05-31-2010, 06:27 PM

Hahaha touche

shuarma · 05-31-2010, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

seriously man all joking aside, your mom didn't spend her youth and putting off her dreams to raise your ungrateful ass to tell her she is now too old for a coupe. If you are just bored and making a thread just because, then all good, let the lols rip, but if you are seriously going to tell her that shit, I hope you go to shitty son hell where all the shitty sons go.
People that treat their parents like they don't have dreams or special wants pisses me off.
just woke up /rant

no i'm not gonna tell her anything. she's gonna do whatever she wants to, but i'm just saying

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