E92 burnout = sex

HPFREAK · 12-08-2010, 07:12 PM

It is the result of having more money than brains. Totally pointless, and Ihave no idea why people think it is SOOOO COOOOLLL. I was watching in hopes of seeing his motor blow and/or tires pop and rip some body panels apart. I saw a guy do this at big show here in LA with his new ZR1. Tires went POW!, and then body was like, Say what!? and then there were tears, but I was laughing my ass off. There was a ton of damage. The entire rear portion of the car needed to be replaced, and the rocker panels, brake ducts in the rear were destroyed, as well as one of the shocks was bent from the force of the explosion. RIms were toast as well.

I figure it would end up cost several thousand dollars to fix it all.

Money can not buy common fucking sense. He thought he would just need to spend another 800 bucks on tires for a little show off time. Not sure if someone got it on vid.

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Originally Posted by Feyd

I never really understood what doing something like this actually proves....

I mean it's fucking tire smoke for God's sake. I can make tire smoke with a riding lawn mower or a $400 dodge neon... why purposfully fuck up something so nice?

What a waste.

TiAg335i · 12-08-2010, 07:48 PM

is it just me or does the sound of that M5 V10 engine, coupled with the design of the E92, flow together much better than the M5 V10 engine with the M5 body?

Want · 12-08-2010, 08:57 PM

I think you've been having some baaad sex.

J/k to each their own

MediaArtist · 12-08-2010, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by abisson

Says the guy with a M3

scottwww · 12-08-2010, 10:13 PM

I'm with most of the posters here. It does nothing for me to see someone destroy a pair of tires. If I really wanted to smoke, I would rather light a cigar with a hundred dollar bill. It would be much more enjoyable.

But some people like this kind of auto-abuse.

balance · 12-09-2010, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

I never really understood what doing something like this actually proves....

I mean it's fucking tire smoke for God's sake. I can make tire smoke with a riding lawn mower or a $400 dodge neon... why purposfully fuck up something so nice?

What a waste.

where can i find 400 dollar dodge neons

2M · 12-09-2010, 12:31 AM

lol some of you guys said what's the point...well its not my car so idc for it, so i enjoyed this vid...just hearing that V10 roar at redline like that gives me the chills...sounded like a f1 car

dragon1761 · 12-09-2010, 06:03 PM

i dunno bout that video. Thats just dumb to damage your car like that. I mean it looks cool at first, but after all that cloud of smoke im like ok so......

Mr Tonka · 12-09-2010, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine3

lol some of you guys said what's the point...well its not my car so idc for it, so i enjoyed this vid...just hearing that V10 roar at redline like that gives me the chills...sounded like a f1 car

So it reminds you of what F1 cars going through the pits sound like? Cause that's about the only time you'll hear a F1 motor bouncing off of revlimiter.

Feyd · 12-09-2010, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by balance

where can i find 400 dollar dodge neons

You can find a rusted out/small minor accident damaged neon here in the Midwest for next to nothing.. Didn't say it would be pretty, but I could still make tire smoke with it.

Along the lines of ugly neons, check this baby out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Dodge...ht_7169wt_1167

Bakeme521 · 12-09-2010, 08:31 PM

that was a bit more than a burnout

CollinsE90 · 12-09-2010, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

You can find a rusted out/small minor accident damaged neon here in the Midwest for next to nothing.. Didn't say it would be pretty, but I could still make tire smoke with it.

Along the lines of ugly neons, check this baby out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Dodge...ht_7169wt_1167

I would pay 3000 dollars to test drive it in front of the owner and drive it off a cliff

Bakeme521 · 12-09-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I would pay 3000 dollars to test drive it in front of the owner and drive it off a cliff

Notice how it says "30k invested, drift mopar" I'm trying to think of the last time I saw a front wheel drive drifting car...

That car is nothing but a tragically epic fail/waste of money. The car is hideous as it is, I never thought someone could go and make it worse.

Mr Tonka · 12-10-2010, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Bakeme521

Notice how it says "30k invested, drift mopar" I'm trying to think of the last time I saw a front wheel drive drifting car...

That car is nothing but a tragically epic fail/waste of money. The car is hideous as it is, I never thought someone could go and make it worse.

I don't see the problem.... I like it.

gary88 · 12-10-2010, 12:42 AM

He posted a thread about his build here awhile back.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...t=michael+essa

McMuffin · 12-10-2010, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 1sikbmr

Wtf that was mad long and stressful on that motor... But it was pretty sick lolz... I like...

Who cares, It's a lease!

Chenry135 · 12-10-2010, 03:05 AM

Do people not understand he's a professional drifter? He's sponsored by Nitto so tires don't matter. And the car is built to do basically this exact thing. I think he knows what he's doing...

scottwww · 12-10-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Chenry135

Do people not understand he's a professional drifter? He's sponsored by Nitto so tires don't matter. And the car is built to do basically this exact thing. I think he knows what he's doing...

OP said "E92 burnout = sex". If masturbation = sex, then you could say this burnout = sex. I will still call it auto abuse.

I have seen video of his driving before (can't remember if it was sattelite TV or youtube). Awesome driver. But this burnout is an embarrassment.

Chenry135 · 12-10-2010, 10:41 AM

Well it was good enough to win the competition...

scottwww · 12-10-2010, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Chenry135

Well it was good enough to win the competition...

It must have been quite some competition. Were they all doing the same thing?

Chenry135 · 12-12-2010, 02:00 AM

It was a burnout competition before the main event at Ken Blocks Gymkhana GRID invitational.

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TiAg335i Trance Life 334 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	is it just me or does the sound of that M5 V10 engine, coupled with the design of the E92, flow together much better than the M5 V10 engine with the M5 body?
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Want YVR 22 Rep 403 Posts Drives: A Monaco Blue Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	I think you've been having some baaad sex. J/k to each their own
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scottwww Brigadier General 550 Rep 4,760 Posts Drives: 07 BMW 335i, 15 Infiniti Q60S Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	I'm with most of the posters here. It does nothing for me to see someone destroy a pair of tires. If I really wanted to smoke, I would rather light a cigar with a hundred dollar bill. It would be much more enjoyable. But some people like this kind of auto-abuse.
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2M Colonel 508 Rep 2,200 Posts Drives: Mineral Grey M2 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New York iTrader: (2)	lol some of you guys said what's the point...well its not my car so idc for it, so i enjoyed this vid...just hearing that V10 roar at redline like that gives me the chills...sounded like a f1 car __________________ E9X Picture Game: 8 points: (High visibility jacket; Strip Club; Pizzeria; Sobriety Test; E9x dressed for Halloween, Billiards, Oil Change, Orange Cone)
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dragon1761 Lieutenant 94 Rep 528 Posts Drives: 128i SGM 08; 328i AW 14 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Arcadia, CA iTrader: (0)	i dunno bout that video. Thats just dumb to damage your car like that. I mean it looks cool at first, but after all that cloud of smoke im like ok so......
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Bakeme521 Some say... 251 Rep 4,296 Posts Drives: Fresh Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Baton Rouge n NOLA iTrader: (12) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [8.24]	that was a bit more than a burnout __________________ I have exhaust and an intake...
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gary88 Ikea enthusiast 344 Rep 8,140 Posts Drives: '07 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [7.96]	He posted a thread about his build here awhile back. http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...t=michael+essa __________________ garyhebdingjr.com \| flickr \| Instagram
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Chenry135 First Lieutenant 3 Rep 301 Posts Drives: former 2008 135i/ 2006 STI Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Atlanta, Ga iTrader: (0)	Do people not understand he's a professional drifter? He's sponsored by Nitto so tires don't matter. And the car is built to do basically this exact thing. I think he knows what he's doing...
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Chenry135 First Lieutenant 3 Rep 301 Posts Drives: former 2008 135i/ 2006 STI Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Atlanta, Ga iTrader: (0)	It was a burnout competition before the main event at Ken Blocks Gymkhana GRID invitational.
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