[skinnycow]

wow a side to blake you will most likely never see again :P

[StigJ]

Best thread ont this board

Heres my precious, named Alpina

[Verbiage]

Omg.. the last pic.. too much cuteness.. can't stand it.. explode..

[darkcloud]

Originally Posted by StigJ

Best thread ont this board

Heres my precious, named Alpina

You kitteh is adorable. I want it.

[StigJ]

Watch it! Im gonna punch you in the face!


She also like cars

[Kroy]

Alpina is just too cute~ love the 1st and 3rd pic.

[Feyd]

Mine.

Ben: Alley Cat Rescue now living large (17lbs)






Owen: Blue Colorpoint Ragdoll and one lazy mofo (24lbs)






Hard to believe he used to be this big.

[NYCGP]

Feyd I never knew you were an old woman...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by NYCGP

Feyd I never knew you were an old woman...

Gawd that last picture with the pink eyes.

[solefald]

This is Nixon. Got him from a shelter almost 11 years ago.

[Feyd]

Originally Posted by NYCGP

Feyd I never knew you were an old woman...

If you look at the "old woman qualifications handbook" you'll see that the cat ownership clause starts at 3 cats being the manditory minimum of to qualify, so I'm just under the wire.


Besides my cats are fucking huge... The white one bolted out into the elevator lobby when we were still living in an apartment last year and some dude screamed like a little girl because he didn't know what it was.

[iBoost]

Reminds me of a neighbors kitten that came over this one night, it was chasing a laser for a good 20 minutes lol my dog would never do that. It was funny as hell!

[iBoost]

Originally Posted by Feyd

Mine.

I was wondering what are the major differences between owning a cat vs a dog. Since I've always had dogs. Do you just let them be and do whatever they want? Can you train them? Do you go for walks?

[solefald]

Originally Posted by iBoost

I was wondering what are the major differences between owning a cat vs a dog. Since I've always had dogs. Do you just let them be and do whatever they want? Can you train them? Do you go for walks?

They do whatever the fuck they want. You are not the boss of them.
Walks? Only on their own. They do not want to be seen with humans.
Yes you can train them, but to an extent. You can train them to go on a toilet.

So they are pretty low maintenance. Feed them, clean their litter box, trim their nails and brush them once in a while.

If it's an outdoor cat, prepare to pay some vet bills. These fuckers get in gnarly fights.

[iBoost]

wow not exactly my cup of tea for a pet but theyre definitely cool!

[solefald]

I love dogs and grew up with a bunch, but unfortunately I am at a mercy of a landlord for now, so I can't have one. As soon as I buy a house, I will get a dog. And my girlfriend wants a giant iguana, but for now its the cat and 2 newts, who also provide hours of entertainment for the cat.

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

[ideliver]

the greatest thing about cats is that they are obligate carnivores....and usually owned by vegans...

[JayKay335i]

I hate vegans

[solefald]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I hate vegans

+1

I used to work with one. He kept pushing his bullshit cause on everyone he met. Until some serious health issues and his doctor convinced him that he NEEDS to eat meat. He is perfectly happy and healthy "meatgeterian" right now.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by solefald

+1

I used to work with one. He kept pushing his bullshit cause on everyone he met. Until some serious health issues and his doctor convinced him that he NEEDS to eat meat. He is perfectly happy and healthy "meatgeterian" right now.

Give me a rock and I would single handedly fight a cow to the bloody death for a years worth of steak.

[NYCGP]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Give me a rock and I would single handedly fight a cow to the bloody death for a years worth of steak.

I would fight you for the rock to beat the cow to a bloody death for a years worth of steak.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by NYCGP

I would fight you for the rock to beat the cow to a bloody death for a years worth of steak.

I would consider eating both you and the cow after beating you both to death....