04-20-2011, 05:45 PM | #24 |
One cam is enough
136
Rep 6,801
Posts |
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:46 PM | #25 |
Captain
308
Rep 955
Posts |
Traveling
Photography Engineering (Current job) Full time job wanted: Stand Up Comic (currently amatuer)
__________________
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:46 PM | #27 |
you know he kills little girls like you
398
Rep 892
Posts |
My main interests are, in no particular order:
billiards booze (mostly spirits [mostly whisky]} guns (shooting, not so much collecting) cigars hacking (as in the esr sense, I disavow any knowledge of the other sort) running watches/horology |
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:47 PM | #28 |
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
1. Stop arguing in General
2. Go to every Walgreens you can find and look for one with the hottest clerk. 3. Go in there everyday and buy Trojan Magnums at the same time, always a 12 pack 4. ?????? 5. Wait for her to comment and take her home too
__________________
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:47 PM | #29 |
One cam is enough
136
Rep 6,801
Posts |
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:51 PM | #30 | |
Banned
797
Rep 4,643
Posts |
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:51 PM | #31 | |
Captain
308
Rep 955
Posts |
Quote:
You make little or no money for a while and then, if you get a writing gig or make the right friends, you can make a lot. It's definitely long term, a LOT of people quit
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:53 PM | #32 |
One cam is enough
136
Rep 6,801
Posts |
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:54 PM | #34 |
Banned
797
Rep 4,643
Posts |
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 05:54 PM | #35 | |
Where my bitches
795
Rep 1,924
Posts
Drives: Cadillac coupe deville
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: street corner checking profits
|
Quote:
become a professional cooking judge, and critique everything she does for lulz
__________________
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
04-20-2011, 06:01 PM | #37 |
Captain
48
Rep 689
Posts |
Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy. Yakavetta: ******. Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy... Vincenzo Lipazzi: ******. Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, ******, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my ****** brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the ******s in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke. Yakavetta: Continue the joke. Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the ******s and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."
__________________
KING"ish" OF Changed for collins
|
Appreciate
0
|
Post Reply |
Bookmarks |
Tags |
fapping as a hobby |
|
|