04-20-2011, 02:39 AM | #23 |
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04-20-2011, 02:49 AM | #24 |
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thanks collins, just use this one, see how many girls get mad.
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04-20-2011, 08:41 AM | #25 |
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04-20-2011, 08:42 AM | #26 |
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04-20-2011, 10:02 AM | #28 |
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Caption for this was "Beauty products sales rep or porn star?"
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04-20-2011, 11:31 AM | #32 |
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Looks like me and blake have some haters, that are to afraid to even insult with their name beside it. Its one thing to be a bitch IRL, but it takes a real bitch to hide on the internet
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04-20-2011, 11:33 AM | #33 |
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I made BTM hates everything and Mr OT = worst poster
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04-20-2011, 11:39 AM | #34 |
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have you ever seen any of the tags about me? C'mon your 'shit talkers' dont have anything on mine.
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04-20-2011, 11:39 AM | #35 |
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I figured one was one of you guys, but the other 2 I have a feeling who it is. Both were made at the same time, at the same time a certain person posted in this thread. Have no idea who the blake one would be
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04-20-2011, 12:23 PM | #36 |
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04-20-2011, 12:33 PM | #37 |
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04-20-2011, 12:56 PM | #39 |
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Me too. But the last few farts have included some burning... I think I better try to hold this one off..
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04-20-2011, 12:57 PM | #40 |
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Hmmm. I pooped before class. My ass has been burning lately. I accidentally bought "economy" cottonelle. WTF? I thought there shit only came in fluffy and super fluffy varietals.
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04-20-2011, 01:10 PM | #42 |
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04-20-2011, 01:12 PM | #43 |
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meh it is what it is. i'm not even in this thread, but whatever. i could care less what some zit-faced basement dweller thinks about me in some worthless tag. at least they got the cocky part right.
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04-20-2011, 01:12 PM | #44 |
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