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      04-20-2011, 11:39 PM   #23
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Lol I expect nothing less from JK

Also if I can get any good condition parts off I'll sell cheap, provided INS allows.
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      04-20-2011, 11:40 PM   #24
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good thing you are ok. Time to call a hot chick up, tell her you were in a car accident, say you could really use a massage, get blowjob, fall asleep.
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      04-20-2011, 11:41 PM   #25
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Lol I expect nothing less from JK

Also if I can get any good condition parts off I'll sell cheap, provided INS allows.
Good shit. I'll buy you an ice cream cone. Glad you're OK.

Plus, I'm the only one thats made you lol since you wrecked it. BITCHES.
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      04-20-2011, 11:41 PM   #26
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50mph of a ramp dam man hope u got full coverage
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      04-20-2011, 11:41 PM   #27
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good thing you are ok. Time to call a hot chick up, tell her you were in a car accident, say you could really use a massage, get blowjob, fall asleep.
I had JUST left her apt, not even 5 minutes before. Not a good way for my night to end. Quite literally everything today was going GREAT until that. Ah well, shit happens I suppose.
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      04-20-2011, 11:41 PM   #28
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Sorry bro. I fell of my bike today as well.
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You sound like my buddies who have AMG's - Slam the gas, slam the brakes...
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Lol I expect nothing less from JK

Also if I can get any good condition parts off I'll sell cheap, provided INS allows.
INS eh?

How many Mexicans did you have in the car?
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INS eh?

How many Mexicans did you have in the car?
Hes from TX. Could be millions.
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      04-20-2011, 11:42 PM   #31
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50mph of a ramp dam man hope u got full coverage
Got everything but rental YERR thank god I got another car. Time to bust the GMC Sierra out

Total car, spend all night bitching in OT.
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I had JUST left her apt, not even 5 minutes before. Not a good way for my night to end. Quite literally everything today was going GREAT until that. Ah well, shit happens I suppose.
that's why you need to have her come over. End the night on a good note.
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      04-20-2011, 11:44 PM   #33
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Got everything but rental YERR thank god I got another car. Time to bust the GMC Sierra out

Total car, spend all night bitching in OT.
lol better slow it down with your gmn as well
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Hes from TX. Could be millions.
Prob didn't inflate tires to proper PSI.
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      04-20-2011, 11:48 PM   #35
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that's why you need to have her come over. End the night on a good note.
I was her ride
.... ya I date bitches with no ride, WHAT WHAT you wanna fight about it?
NO she's so sexy though, and a nurse so she could totally help me out right now. I'm real shameful after this though, I don't wanna see anyone,

I can't believe I've done this.

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lol better slow it down with your gmn as well
No joke, no more fishtaling on round a bouts.

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Prob didn't inflate tires to proper PSI.
wtf is psi
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wtf is psi
PS2 with a type...probably didn't have PS2s
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wtf is psi
Pounds per Smuggled Immigrant.
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      04-20-2011, 11:54 PM   #38
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Pounds per Smuggled Immigrant.
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      04-21-2011, 12:02 AM   #39
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Ok I'm not going to start a new thread about this. What should I go to now? I was dead set on owning a BMW but I'm going to pick up a 1 series m when I can get a used low mileage, so I guess I'll just get whatever until then. I'd like to keep it cheap so under 25.

Suggestions?
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      04-21-2011, 12:03 AM   #40
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buy a nice e46 ZHP 330i, and make it your DD when you get the 1M
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      04-21-2011, 12:05 AM   #41
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Uh you guys are asking all the wrong questions.

Pics of said girldfriend plz.

Oh and glad ur ok and all but srsly pics!
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So you would have 2 cars? If you would keep both, what did your 1er not do that you would like to rectify? Carry more shit? Ride smoother? etc....

Also I see no reason to limit yourself to only BMWs
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Were the roads wet? I'm not sure how you totally lost the rear and couldn't correct it?

I've lost control of the 5 but it was in an empty parking lot. I like to learn how my cars act before I rip them on the roads.
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      04-21-2011, 12:08 AM   #44
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bullshit

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