Ask a polak anything?

Tondtar · 06-30-2011, 02:05 AM

2 + 2 = ????

Blake · 06-30-2011, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

2 + 2 = ????

donkey show, in polish

Q4P · 06-30-2011, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

2 2 = ????

22

dziqsek · 06-30-2011, 11:52 AM

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Why is ******* socially awkward?

To my You are socially awkward , so wheres the point of it ?

Any more questions ?

2000gsr · 07-04-2011, 10:41 PM

what is the exact meaning of cooooooooooooooorva? my polish neighbour uses it like its his last name!

Q4P · 07-04-2011, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 2000gsr

what is the exact meaning of cooooooooooooooorva? my polish neighbour uses it like its his last name!

Already answered!

mastek · 07-04-2011, 11:05 PM

What is the Polish National Bird?

Who is the hottest living Polish-born actress or model?

Did you close that submarine screen door manufacturing plant everyone was complaining about?

Is it true your the Mexico of Europe? Labor-wise?
Why are Kia's made there? Cheap Labor?

Did you get that land back from Germany and Russia (or whatever Russian-splinter country is to the right of you now)

Why does everyone there have bad teeth an smell? Do you guys hate dentists?

Who is Poland's biggest icon? Pope, Chopin or Copernicus?

Why do all famous Polish people move out of Poland and change their names? Chopin, Joseph Conrad, Pope, Marie Curie, etc

Was it the dumbest Polack act in the world for the 1st Polish F1 driver who got paid $10 mil USD per year to race the fastest cars in the world.... to crash in a Rally car as a hobby in the off-season and possibly ruin his actual career, aside from his life??

BTW, Birthplace of Vodka is Poland not Russia. Isnt it obvious?

dziqsek · 07-05-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mastek

What is the Polish National Bird?

Who is the hottest living Polish-born actress or model?

Did you close that submarine screen door manufacturing plant everyone was complaining about?

Is it true your the Mexico of Europe? Labor-wise?
Why are Kia's made there? Cheap Labor?

Did you get that land back from Germany and Russia (or whatever Russian-splinter country is to the right of you now)

Why does everyone there have bad teeth an smell? Do you guys hate dentists?

Who is Poland's biggest icon? Pope, Chopin or Copernicus?

Why do all famous Polish people move out of Poland and change their names? Chopin, Joseph Conrad, Pope, Marie Curie, etc

Was it the dumbest Polack act in the world for the 1st Polish F1 driver who got paid $10 mil USD per year to race the fastest cars in the world.... to crash in a Rally car as a hobby in the off-season and possibly ruin his actual career, aside from his life??

BTW, Birthplace of Vodka is Poland not Russia. Isnt it obvious?

1. Its an Eagle sir, white eagle to be precise.

2. Hard to tell, it depends of your taste of beauty

I like Anja Rubik,Aleksandra Szwed,Alicja Bachleda-Curus, Martha Zmuda-Trzebiatowska, Magda Mielcarz, Patrycja Kazadi,.

3. Dunno what are yo talking about

4. Because mainly poor-people and low educating go to US , UK etc for work, tahts why many people think about us like this...

5. KIA is made in Korea not in Poland

6. Some of them yes and some of them no , sadly .

7. Everyone here? Have you ever been in Poland to say that? I know only one person that have bad teeth O_O but yes we do not care so much about our teeth like US guys - we do not go to dentist to make it fake white.

8. The Pope I think, but Chopin and Copernicus as well

9. Dude, thats just a dumb question...
-First lear some Europe history and U will know why do they left Poland, or DO they left ??

-They not chenge their name for fuck sake!! You change them or some of them really change their name just because You guys will have so many problems to proper saying or spelling it

examples :

Chopin - Fryderyk Szopen ( yours CH soudns like ours SZ )
Joseph Conrad - Józef Konrad
Pope - Karol Wojtyla ( he changes to Jan Pawel II - John Paul II, because all the Popes change their names )
Maria Curie - Maria Curie-Sklodowska - she married french guy thast why she have french surname

And vodka... actually birthplace of vodka was in Egipt, then in Italy ( grappa), then russian guy Smirnoff get first clear destilate vodka .

but polish vidka is the best and have highest prices all over the world

gary88 · 07-05-2011, 01:48 PM

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what is the exact meaning of cooooooooooooooorva? my polish neighbour uses it like its his last name!

We replace commas with kurwa.

ragingclue · 07-05-2011, 02:10 PM

Can you really stop a blitzkrieg armed only with swords on horseback?

BTM · 07-05-2011, 02:26 PM

how many do I have to hire to change my lightbulbs

Q4P · 07-05-2011, 02:40 PM

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Can you really stop a blitzkrieg armed only with swords on horseback?

Obviously not, but there is so many things (war related) that can be said for that here that it's not even worth it...

Q4P · 07-05-2011, 02:41 PM

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how many do I have to hire to change my lightbulbs

Heard this one about Americans 10 years before you heard the Polish version.

BTM · 07-05-2011, 03:11 PM

still didn't answer my question

Q4P · 07-05-2011, 03:17 PM

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still didn't answer my question

umm 2? one to hold the lighbulb and the other to turn the ladder?

Wow, are you in 1st grade? Wouldn't surprise me, because it's that easy to get a driver's license here.

BTM · 07-05-2011, 03:33 PM

lol lighten up buddy

Q4P · 07-05-2011, 03:40 PM

I am one of the lightest guys in the world to be around but when you hear ridicoulous things perpetuated... it eventually gets old.

BTM · 07-05-2011, 04:02 PM

Bobble · 07-05-2011, 04:13 PM

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umm 2? one to hold the lighbulb and the other to turn the ladder?

Wow, are you in 1st grade? Wouldn't surprise me, because it's that easy to get a driver's license here.

No offense but you did start the post and if you expected people to be serious will then that's just failure in epic proportions. Especially with the other guy constantly doing the nationalistic bashing anytime he can. Those jokes are around for every ethnicity. I'm German and Italian so I get a ton of kidding all the time, the GF/Wifey/SO is Canadian so we have quite the fun at Canuckistan's expense. It's all in jest so no worries but if you don't want to hear do not ask.

BTM · 07-05-2011, 04:23 PM

wanna bash my ethnicity? I'm all for it

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

Bobble · 07-05-2011, 04:33 PM

One less drunk right! Heard that before.

BTM · 07-05-2011, 04:34 PM

lol yup...

Also I was under the impression the term "Polak" was derogatory...or at least have met more than a few of Polish decent who find the term insulting...whatever...srs thread is srs

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