Help me pull my ass together

bigEC · 10-05-2011, 12:02 AM

just go work on the car to take your mind off of things. also massive amounts of alcohol help, as someone else already said haha

koreez88 · 10-05-2011, 06:06 AM

Robin_NL · 10-05-2011, 06:44 AM

I''m reading the topictitle as if you just came out of the closet and had your first date or something like that.

Luckily you only split up with your gf.

Spool · 10-05-2011, 07:55 AM

At this very moment that you are asking for comfort on the internet, she's getting railed out by some dude(s) she's been talking to for 2 months when things started going bad...

feel better my friend

Gregxi · 10-05-2011, 09:47 AM

You sound like the chick,
WTF is it with all these guys with emotional issues.

Move on before you get drunk and start texting her how much you miss her and need her.

setofvs · 10-05-2011, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpsum

you can't live without her

until you find somebody else

QFT

Draven · 10-05-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

At this very moment that you are asking for comfort on the internet, she's getting railed out by some dude(s) she's been talking to for 2 months when things started going bad...

feel better my friend

Best advice so far. She's actually been getting railed for two months, and has been making you miserable in the meantime so you'd call it quits. She knows she's got you by the sack since you STILL feel guilty for calling it off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregxi

You sound like the chick,
WTF is it with all these guys with emotional issues.

Move on before you get drunk and start texting her how much you miss her and need her.

QFT. Sack up and go bone some throw-aways. Everyone thinks clearer just after gluing some nameless chick's eyes shut.

venom3469 · 10-05-2011, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

my suggestion (and probably the suggestion of 95% of the guys on this forum) is to run out and get some new pussy (or 3) as quickly as possible. no relationship...just a girl that you can pound whenever. distraction pussy is a great tool for getting over someone, and a great reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea.

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youngnastyman · 10-05-2011, 01:37 PM

delete all your pics of her and remove any physical items you may have that remind you of her. put them in a box and throw them away or mail them back to her. the less things you have that tie you to her the easier it will be to forget.

also go score some tail like the guy above recommended.

Spool · 10-05-2011, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draven

Best advice so far. She's actually been getting railed for two months, and has been making you miserable in the meantime so you'd call it quits. She knows she's got you by the sack since you STILL feel guilty for calling it off.

I didn't give him any advice...lol

I just told him exactly what happened, it's gotta get worse before it gets better...ive been in his shoes before, i lay awake at night thinking about my ex and she's probably getting it balls deep...girls are like that, they get ass so much easier than us after a break up...

richardbb85 · 10-06-2011, 02:59 AM

eminem - puke

/thread

Beemw335 · 10-06-2011, 03:13 PM

Pictures of her so we can help you out

Gavin@MMW · 10-06-2011, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

At this very moment that you are asking for comfort on the internet, she's getting railed out by some dude(s) she's been talking to for 2 months when things started going bad...

feel better my friend

Lol i love this guy (no homo)

iBoost · 10-06-2011, 03:51 PM

where the fuk are the pics?

RupertPupkin · 10-06-2011, 03:55 PM

So...the title would imply that OP has already spread the aforementioned ass to recieve something.

OP please close it back up and move on. We know girsl hurt our feelings but its no reason to bat for the other team! relax and find a hotter chick!

cmk227 · 10-06-2011, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

At this very moment that you are asking for comfort on the internet, she's getting railed out by some dude(s) she's been talking to for 2 months when things started going bad...

feel better my friend

Priceless.

HungHingHK · 10-06-2011, 09:28 PM

post her nude pics here...REVENGE shall be yours!!!

10-05-2011, 12:02 AM	#23
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10-05-2011, 09:47 AM	#27
Gregxi First Lieutenant 72 Rep 338 Posts Drives: 2014 535xi Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: MD iTrader: (0)	You sound like the chick, WTF is it with all these guys with emotional issues. Move on before you get drunk and start texting her how much you miss her and need her.
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10-05-2011, 01:37 PM	#31
youngnastyman Major 223 Rep 1,420 Posts Drives: F83 M4 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (13)	delete all your pics of her and remove any physical items you may have that remind you of her. put them in a box and throw them away or mail them back to her. the less things you have that tie you to her the easier it will be to forget. also go score some tail like the guy above recommended.
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10-06-2011, 02:59 AM	#33
richardbb85 Lieutenant Colonel 105 Rep 1,652 Posts Drives: e92 m3 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: annandale, va iTrader: (0)	eminem - puke /thread __________________ 2011 E92 Space Grey/black + Tech + Premi + Heated Seats
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10-06-2011, 03:13 PM	#34
Beemw335 Colonel 62 Rep 2,013 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: My car is my home iTrader: (2)	Pictures of her so we can help you out
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10-06-2011, 03:51 PM	#36
iBoost Retired e90post Member 142 Rep 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	where the fuk are the pics?
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10-06-2011, 03:55 PM	#37
RupertPupkin Major 102 Rep 1,456 Posts Drives: Freak Beast Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East iTrader: (5)	So...the title would imply that OP has already spread the aforementioned ass to recieve something. OP please close it back up and move on. We know girsl hurt our feelings but its no reason to bat for the other team! relax and find a hotter chick!
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10-06-2011, 09:28 PM	#39
HungHingHK Private 41 Rep 64 Posts Drives: E92 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Socal iTrader: (1)	post her nude pics here...REVENGE shall be yours!!! __________________ 2008 BSM E92 335i.
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