[La Verdad]

ahhh the drunken tales...one time, i was visiting my brother and some friends in NYC. At the time, I wasn't 21, but my brother got me into this club.
My friends couldn't get in so they go back home. While at the club i then proceeded to get so drunk that I got thrown out...then got into a taxi to go back to my friend's apartment. Half way there, I threw up in the cab, got kicked out, and then finally got to the apartment. Start banging on the door I believe to be the right apartment. Wrong. A very scared young girl answers the door, and I then drunkenly apologize and try a different door. Finally find the right apartment and my friends take of my ruined cloths and take me to the bathroom, in case I have to throw up again. From what I've heard, I refuse assistance and keep putting my hand in the toilet? However, the best part is that my friend who i was staying with, had another roommate, and her roommate's mom was there visiting. Somehow after everyone goes to bed and thinks I am passed out, I resurrect and get in bed with the roommate’s mom! Mind you I am completely naked at this point...Well let's just say breakfast the next day was a bit awkward...

[KCMINI]

LOLOL!!!
That is CLASSIC! Actually worse than mine..go figure..?

[Driv3r]

Got a story tonight, it was hilarious...wellll, I go to pick up my boys and we go to this girls house, pick up about 5 fine chicasand its only 3 of us so we are all pumped about noot waiting in line at a top club in sobe ( club suite) so we go and get in and its the shit all the girls get fucked up anddddd......yea it ended up to be a great night and somehoew i end up at my bedroom ayt almost 5 in the mourning..its raininfg, almost a perfect night...almost....miami is the shit.its only thursday...fosho......

[schneid4323]

Ok fine ill tell my worst story.....

So I was a young lad, 14.

My friends took me to a party at UTD, where i managed to drink 1/2 a handle of rum a 6 pack ad a wine cooler (No ideal why i drank a wine cooler)
So According to them met this guy and started crying about my best friends girlfriend and the guy was like, "I feel for ya man I feel for ya" and i was just being retarded.
Then somehow i made it in the bath tub.
Then my friends got me in the living room where I hurled everywhere. Then two mexicans and a thug asian walk in, and my drunken self decideds to be racist. So they try to stab me but my buddy convinced them not to, and the asian drew on me......

So then this drunk chick comes and gets me takes me to her room, my friends and I both dont know what happened but somehow I ended up wearing her clothes...... then i felll down 2 flights of stairs trying to leave, and my friends took me home

[KCMINI]

Oh SWEET GOD! There are no words to comment back to what you just wrote....

[DustinDallas]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

Ok fine ill tell my worst story.....

So I was a young lad, 14.

My friends took me to a party at UTD, where i managed to drink 1/2 a handle of rum a 6 pack ad a wine cooler (No ideal why i drank a wine cooler)
So According to them met this guy and started crying about my best friends girlfriend and the guy was like, "I feel for ya man I feel for ya" and i was just being retarded.
Then somehow i made it in the bath tub.
Then my friends got me in the living room where I hurled everywhere. Then two mexicans and a thug asian walk in, and my drunken self decideds to be racist. So they try to stab me but my buddy convinced them not to, and the asian drew on me......

So then this drunk chick comes and gets me takes me to her room, my friends and I both dont know what happened but somehow I ended up wearing her clothes...... then i felll down 2 flights of stairs trying to leave, and my friends took me home

and you expect me to come to your parties? lol

[KCMINI]

Originally Posted by DustinDallas

and you expect me to come to your parties? lol

Be NICE, Kyle.... Of course we're going to his parties..lol

[SoYank]

Originally Posted by Driv3r

Got a story tonight, it was hilarious...wellll, I go to pick up my boys and we go to this girls house, pick up about 5 fine chicasand its only 3 of us so we are all pumped about noot waiting in line at a top club in sobe ( club suite) so we go and get in and its the shit all the girls get fucked up anddddd......yea it ended up to be a great night and somehoew i end up at my bedroom ayt almost 5 in the mourning..its raininfg, almost a perfect night...almost....miami is the shit.its only thursday...fosho......

Were you still drunk when you wrote that?

[just4kickz]

haha uhh... might want to leave those bottles alone for a while

[Driv3r]

Originally Posted by SoYank

Were you still drunk when you wrote that?

AHAHAHA check the time posted....:bar f:(yea, drunk off my ass)
its funny though, becasue when im drunk Im surfing e90post but not really becuase im not reading anything except for the titles, then check if there is a link and just click it and see what pops up

[Neurorad]

Ah, to be young and foolish again.

Article on the greatest drinker ever, from Modern Drunkard magazine:
http://drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

No, I don't condone getting drunk or alcoholism, but it's amusing reading.