BMW Launches Driverless Running Coach Feature

bimmerJP · 04-01-2012, 05:36 PM

What a waste of fuel...

SomeRandomer123 · 04-01-2012, 05:52 PM

"Alvin Alaff", "Lock Out Logistics (LOL)" -BRILLIANT!!

nez · 04-01-2012, 05:54 PM

Can you retrofit this to the e90?

Fox128i · 04-01-2012, 05:58 PM

Those clever Germans. LMAO...

SomeRandomer123 · 04-01-2012, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nez

Can you retrofit this to the e90?

I'm sure Alvin Alaff will provide backward compatability

Dackelone · 04-01-2012, 06:09 PM

...an M5 pickup truck would have been better!

positiveions · 04-01-2012, 06:31 PM

what's next? your car calling you to wake you up from bed: it's 6:00 am dummy. WAKE UP!!!

atown88 · 04-01-2012, 07:11 PM

cant believe i've been had. I'm a fool.

jeff@autocouture · 04-01-2012, 08:00 PM

well last year, they released a m3 pickup on april 1st... it turned out to be real!

Zed2004 · 04-01-2012, 08:25 PM

I wonder what those encouraging words are...
"Run faster! I'm gaining on you!"

Mr Marcus · 04-01-2012, 08:41 PM

Alvin Alaff... didn't he replace that swedish guy Hugh Jarsole at Futile Innovations?

:seesaw:

Craigito · 04-01-2012, 08:58 PM

Zei Germans have a sense of humor

HK8888 · 04-01-2012, 11:54 PM

Interesting.

Fester · 04-02-2012, 02:39 AM

Hahahahahaha....LOL...what an acronym...hint the it's April fools!!!

chrisbmwcy · 04-02-2012, 02:44 AM

I felt for it!

Happy 1st april!

richb811 · 04-02-2012, 09:03 AM

Haha good stuff!

E60orBust · 04-02-2012, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackonred3series

They should have announced that the m3 has discontinued production

..it woulda been much better April fools joke

Only if they gave the reason as finally ceding the market to Audi's superior S/RS line. An April fools joke and a jab at the market competition

UltimateBlogger · 04-02-2012, 01:30 PM

BMW pranks from yesteryears...

04-01-2012, 05:36 PM	#23
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04-02-2012, 02:39 AM	#36
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