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      06-18-2007, 08:28 PM   #23
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      06-18-2007, 08:34 PM   #24
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yeah, one morning my GF at the time was all, "wow that was great you were so forcefull and just took what you wanted" and I was like "huh? I don't remember anything"

then she got mad at me.

it only happened once though
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      06-18-2007, 08:52 PM   #25
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      06-18-2007, 09:01 PM   #26
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Haha, its never happened to me man......thats kinda weird and pretty creepy to have sex with a girl thats asleep. I've waken up to a BJ before too haha, thats was good, but never had "sexy time" while im asleep or with anyone sleeping (that would be hella creepy on my part, or anyone else part). You should contact a professional about it.....Or just strap your self down each night before you sleep............but i think the professional help would be easier haha.
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      06-18-2007, 10:26 PM   #27
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okay so this is defanitly one of the funniest threads i have ever read.....


with over 6 billion people in the world you can NOT be the only one who does this, admittedly this is the first i have heard of it, but hey you learn something new every day right?

i would say just make sure you don't do anything that makes new life, unless of course thats what you looking for, but accedents are never good!!! .......although sometimes i think i was an accendent...... hahahahahaha
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      06-19-2007, 12:04 AM   #28
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      06-19-2007, 01:38 AM   #30
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To the OP, do you by chance take Ambien?
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I bet you had a premature ejaculation...........
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      06-19-2007, 09:27 AM   #32
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Thats some crazy shit...
So is your girl on birth control or do you sleepwalk across the room to get a condom right before you sleep-pork her?
My girl in on birth control

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video tape your sleeping and send us the vid.... ill be the judge aahahahahahaha
Lol nah man i can't do that.

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Ok no offense to anyone on this thread, but if you have sex with a girl and she doesnt wake up then you are doing something totally wrong. I mean how does she not feel anything?????
No she is half a sleep when it starts and then all of the sudden she fully awaken and also contributing to the "sexy time".

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So, do you actually "tag" it or just dry hump?? details, details, brother!!
screw it, set a hidden camera from yourself to catch yourself in the act!
I "tag" it... as in, we "do it"

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To the OP, do you by chance take Ambien?
Nope, just fall a sleep tired as hell.. Since i gotta wake up at 7am, i usually feel tired by 11pm, and when i lay down in bed to go to sleep, i just knock out.
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"if you don't, then male roomates are safe"

No man, this only happens sometimes when she sleeps over. The nights she doesn't sleep over it doesn't happen. It's weird, it's like i get in the mood when i sleep when she's next to me...

ARE you serious this happens to nobody else??? Ohh shiet.. their IS something wrong with me?!?!? it only happened 3 or 4 times in the whole 2 years i've been with my girl when she is sleeping over.
oh man....hahaha....seek for professional help? and cut the porn
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      06-19-2007, 10:13 AM   #34
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this is the most hillarious thread ive read by far. Don't worry dude it can happen, but it is supposedly a sleeping abnormality as someone else posted. IMO it isn't an abnormality at all, its what i call a Mid-Night Health Bang.
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      06-19-2007, 10:20 AM   #35
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Here is an article on what you are experiencing. It appears that it is actually more common than most people would think.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18999826/site/newsweek/
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Here is an article on what you are experiencing. It appears that it is actually more common than most people would think.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18999826/site/newsweek/
omg...somebody got sued? i dont understand...so u know how to take people's pants off when ur asleep?
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My suggestion is try banging before going to sleep; see if that helps. Maybe that will eradicate the desire for sleep sex. That article is pretty damn interesting. P.S., your girl is really cool to be fine with it....my wife would slap the living shiyat out of me.
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My suggestion is try banging before going to sleep; see if that helps. Maybe that will eradicate the desire for sleep sex. That article is pretty damn interesting. P.S., your girl is really cool to be fine with it....my wife would slap the living shiyat out of me.
Yeah
What happens is, sometimes we go to the movies or whatever and we get home late, and i'm tired just ready to knock out. And usually she is to... So since we get to tired to have sex, we knock out.... only thing is, i'll remeber having my eyes half open and REALLY in the mood and i turn to my girl and PROcede with ... well you know.. then she will wake up and get into it...

Don't know what it is.. It's wierd... Oh and i don't take her pants off, we both sleep naked.... PJ's are uncomfortable for me. I don't never really like wearing them, and got her to do the same...

I read the article... really crazy stuff... But see the thing is, although i have sex when i'm half asleep, i'm concious on what i'm doing.... LIke i know my girl is next to me, it's not like i can't remember when it happens.... it's like I awaken to just straight up have sex and knock out again... weird shiet
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My suggestion is try banging before going to sleep; see if that helps. Maybe that will eradicate the desire for sleep sex. That article is pretty damn interesting. P.S., your girl is really cool to be fine with it....my wife would slap the living shiyat out of me.
Maybe you won't remember that either when you wake up and see yourself all bruised up
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wake up and see yourself all bruised up
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of the girlfriends to give you the correct diagnosis
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of the girlfriends to give you the correct diagnosis
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What is she farts in the middle of act? maybe that'll wake u up
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What is she farts in the middle of act? maybe that'll wake u up
Ewww bro!!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I JUST STARTED LAUGHING HERE AT WORK...
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