[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'll kill him if it's a lease.. I'll have to quit my job cause its FAR

oook

[Sara]

Originally Posted by achien

Guys, this is a perfect example of why it is so difficult to satisfy a woman.

If she wants "A" and you get her "A", then she ask for "A+". But what she really wants, but not ask, is "A++". However, give her enough time and she will ask for "A+++", so on and so forth...

haha but no seriously I LOVE LOVE LOVE my job...and it would be WAY over the lease agreement in mileage dont they penalize you for going over?

[achien]

Originally Posted by Sara504

haha but no seriously I LOVE LOVE LOVE my job...and it would be WAY over the lease agreement in mileage dont they penalize you for going over?

I heard you have to bend over, one lash on the butt per km over, when you return your over-mileage lease car.

And yes, they use the OEM BMW whips...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by achien

I heard you have to bend over, one lash on the butt per km over, when you return your over-mileage lease car.

And yes, they use the OEM BMW whips...

kinky

[leejoobin]

Originally Posted by Sara504

So my Mom failed me for my birthday..My Dad just called and asked what I was doing. Told him I was looking up used bimmers online... He told me, to come see him in AL this weekend just be patient "You may get a brand new BMW with 10 miles on it." He refuses to tell me yes or no...just "Come get your present."


*fingers crossed*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe he meant "brand new with 10k miles on it."
hopefully not.

[Nikki]

even if it is a lease, don't you think a brand new car for free now with a little to pay in a few years for extra miles penalty is better than a 4 year old car with 130k miles on it?

[wj4]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I have 200 posts talking about nothing BMW lol

True...she's going for the postwhore of the year award!

[Bimmer335i07]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Oh most def...You guys know I LOVE the camera and I just ordered another Victorias Secret bikini about two weeks ago...should be here any day

Damn...

Don't need to wait for the car. Post pics when you get the bikini.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Nikki

even if it is a lease, don't you think a brand new car for free now with a little to pay in a few years for extra miles penalty is better than a 4 year old car with 130k miles on it?

oh most def

[ettil]

Ok I'll be the bitch. But at 20 shouldn't you be buying your own BMW if you want one so bad? No? You'd rather let us all hear about how you want one from Mommy or Daddy so badly while you're in your underwear of course.

[Jaws]

Originally Posted by ettil

Ok I'll be the bitch. But at 20 shouldn't you be buying your own BMW if you want one so bad? No? You'd rather let us all hear about how you want one from Mommy or Daddy so badly while you're in your underwear of course.

Hey, stop being the cock blocker for all this internet humping.

[Lex]

Originally Posted by wj4

True...she's going for the postwhore of the year award!

Hey now that's no way to talk to a lady, come on brother.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ettil

Ok I'll be the bitch. But at 20 shouldn't you be buying your own BMW if you want one so bad? No? You'd rather let us all hear about how you want one from Mommy or Daddy so badly while you're in your underwear of course.

Tried back in April to get the 328i in my name I dont have enough credit built up yet and part of that is because most my bills are in other peoples name...I did open up a credit card in my name a few months ago to built it up.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by wj4

True...she's going for the postwhore of the year award!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by wj4

True...she's going for the postwhore of the year award!

I dunno..Carnage over in DC is much worse than me

[ettil]

Originally Posted by Jaws

Hey, stop being the cock blocker for all this internet humping.

Would it matter if I'm doing it in my Agent Provocateur bra & panties?

Yes boys, there is life beyond Victor's Secret.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ettil

Would it matter if I'm doing it in my Agent Provocateur bra & panties?

Yes boys, there is life beyond Victor's Secret.

no but that would be hot!

[ettil]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Tried back in April to get the 328i in my name I dont have enough credit built up yet and part of that is because most my bills are in other peoples name...I did open up a credit card in my name a few months ago to built it up.

I applaud you for that but if you want it bad enough there are co-borrowers and even cash.

[Sara]

Honestly..Theres no way I'd be able to pay for it cash...Im not rich

[flush01]

Originally Posted by achien

Guys, this is a perfect example of why it is so difficult to satisfy a woman.

If she wants "A" and you get her "A", then she ask for "A+". But what she really wants, but not ask, is "A++". However, give her enough time and she will ask for "A+++", so on and so forth...

was thinking same thing...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by flush01

was thinking same thing...

Not all women are like me..I just dont like to settle is all.

[Kiemyster]

now, because im a dirty, oversexed, bastard, its only my nature to say these kind of jokes. now, as you may have noticed sara, im one of the few people on this forum who isnt afraid of sexual harassment charges. why? you wouldnt win. lol. i dont know how that works for spool, but i know its pretty failsafe for me. so if any of my comments really do offend you, just let me know. (then again, theres no reason not to get kinky on a public forum).

so, if you can make the effort, and incorperate whipped cream into any of your pictures (out of the can) and some how smear it all over you, whilst having your panties/bikini well off your body, or on tha hood of the car instead of on you, i would have absolutely no problem. see, these days, its near impossible to find good pics with hot girls on good, near stock bmw's. im sick of seeing a bunch of girls on hooked up bmw's. for once, i would love to see it on just a plain, stock bmw.

and if you want to, you can always blow up the best pic of u on your bmw into a poster and send it to me out of good will. ill pay for the postage ahahahah . (seriously though. LOL).

and as for myself, thats what i plan on doing. getting one of my 18 year old spanish girls to get on the hood of my car while i take monstorous amounts of pictures. and if u want, ill send some of em in poster form to you as a returned favor. (of course, you would only find value in that if ur bi... but you know, it would never hurt, cause its going to be my AW E90 w/ AC Schnitzer kit and M6 rims, so even if u dont like the girl, u can always get wetttt to the car. why do i do this? because i care.)

and yes, to the rest of you, go ahead and say it: Kiemister should be shot/hung.

*Puts on my MJOLNIR! (flame retardant suit)*