[TiAg335i]

Originally Posted by Spool

Am i the only here that masturbate first thing in the morning to get my day going?

no, ur not.

[Kiemyster]

wake, bake, piss 'n shake!

(bake= get fucked up by a fat blunt )

[nmulax]

alarm goes off at 6:15
snooze till 6:45
check email
shower and get dressed
grab a vitamin water and granola bar, and out the door by 7:30
drive to work
get to the office at 8

[darkcloud]

-Wake at 7:30
-Get breakfast ready for myself and begin laying out my fiancees breakfast and pills
-Check email, e90post, and youporn for anything worth my time
-Bitch at fiancee that she's making us late and to get the fuck out of bed.
-Back to computer to finish.... whatever
-Bitch at fiancee again to get in the shower
-Brush teeth while fiancee is in shower then get in when she gets out
-Leave around 8:45-9:15 (usually closer to 9:15) and drive fiancee to work
-Drop her off then head back to my dad's house where I work(which I passed in the process of dropping the fiancee off, sweet of her huh? I also bitch to myself that I need a faster car to make up the time she makes me late)
-Check work email, VM, and any work that needs immediate attention then check e90post again.

try to get my pee to go in the toliet

[schneid4323]

Wake up at 9:30
Run water over my head and consider it a shower
Swirl some toothpaste
Run down the stairs putting my belt on as i go
Getting to class at 10

[Ru$$ell]

wake up
take a dump
take a shower
check E90 for any new post
brush teeth
err,thats about it i think

[Bimmer Nerd]

Originally Posted by Spool

Am i the only here that masturbate first thing in the morning to get my day going?

dude i have never ever masturbated first thing in the morning !! it would feel really weird for me, sex is different though