[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You should teach him how to go in the woods and hunt for food and become self sufficient!

Nah, I've taught them how to fish and how to cook, for all I care they can turn in to vegans, I ain't shooting anything.

[InternetFame]

lol

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Nah, I've taught them how to fish and how to cook, for all I care they can turn in to vegans, I ain't shooting anything.

Dear Anna ,

I just saw your comments above...
And suddenly I thought back about the story of your dog who disappeared in the forest ect..

Do you have any updates about your dog ?

-Philippe.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Dear Anna ,

I just saw your comments above...
And suddenly I thought back about the story of your dog who disappeared in the forest ect..

Do you have any updates about your dog ?

-Philippe.

He is farting in my lap, he's fine, he was missing for 42 hours before the little fucker came back. He learned absolutely nothing, scared the shit out of me, the search party got very drunk after he was found and I love the little fucker even though it's almost impossible to keep him alive because he is that stupid and suicidal.

Sup Philippe? Looking forward to Santa?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Nah, I've taught them how to fish and how to cook, for all I care they can turn in to vegans, I ain't shooting anything.

For clarity's sake, would this statement change if your mother in law became your exclusive chef for the rest of your life and you were only permitted to eat what she served?

Just testing your resolve.

btw - was it the Shepherd that ran off, I am curious - they don't typically, pretty close / family dog.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

btw - was it the Shepherd that ran off, I am curious - they don't typically, pretty close / family dog.

Looking for some ass is a pretty powerful motivator.

[Axius]

Lups balls aren't big enough to shoot things/people!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

He is farting in my lap, he's fine, he was missing for 42 hours before the little fucker came back. He learned absolutely nothing, scared the shit out of me, the search party got very drunk after he was found and I love the little fucker even though it's almost impossible to keep him alive because he is that stupid and suicidal.

Sup Philippe? Looking forward to Santa?

Awesome Anna ! It makes me really happy to hear that your dog came back
Because dogs are man's best friend ! (I love dogs)

I had a similar story with my "Dina" (May she rip in dogs paradise) when she was hunting after a rabbit in the forest ...She lost me !
I searched after her in the dark in the forest and after 10 hours I was exhausted and full of skin scratches because I had no flashlight...

So I decided to return back to my home , and thought tomorrow morning I look further in the forest !
But when I came home she was waiting on my front door , and she was verry happy when she saw my car !
She jumped on me , and I said to her....Are you crazy girl ?!?! You just ran more than 12 km's from the forest to our home !

Looking forward to Santa ?

I actually feel like...*That I am Santa* ! Because some people can't wait for my Christmas cook skills...
Actually it's no problem Anna , even drunk I can cook like a chef !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

For clarity's sake, would this statement change if your mother in law became your exclusive chef for the rest of your life and you were only permitted to eat what she served?

Just testing your resolve.

btw - was it the Shepherd that ran off, I am curious - they don't typically, pretty close / family dog.

So okay, there are limits to my pacifist ways, thanks for pointing it out!

She invited us to their house for Christmas dinner, my answer was a subtle fuck no, not in a million years, and I sugarcoated it with a suggestion on to who she could serve her horrible dishes. Not sure she got it, I was that subtle.

It wasn't the gs. The little idiot, Russel terrier bit Kissa because he is an idiot and the only tennis ball in the world was stolen by the cruel german. As you know, female dogs are not exactly known for their patience towards male ones at that point so she kicked his ass.

This all happened fast, and my first priority was to get Kissa off, and the little shit ran to the forest to lick his wounded ego. A great way to spend a weekend with former police dog, search and rescue dogs and all your idiot friends it was indeed. Hell, we lit up all grills in the area (abt 100 ha) to get the dog from hiding and froze our arses off. Then the little fucker showed up on Monday when I was already preparing the kids to face his death.

I knew he was wounded, that's why the search,but the funniest thing in the whole mess was Kissas reaction. She wouldn't stay still, sleep or eat the whole time. She was such a mess. She still is super careful with him.

But yeah, that was fun...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Looking for some ass is a pretty powerful motivator.

Don't we all know it! Oh the stories I could share if we had the real ask a girl anything thread still. I wouldn't, but ass is a beautiful reason to exercise.

Originally Posted by Axius

Lups balls aren't big enough to shoot things/people!

Watch it! Wanna go to dinner to my mils house with anyone but me?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Awesome Anna ! It makes me really happy to hear that your dog came back
Because dogs are man's best friend ! (I love dogs)

I had a similar story with my "Dina" (May she rip in dogs paradise) when she was hunting after a rabbit in the forest ...She lost me !
I searched after her in the dark in the forest and after 10 hours I was exhausted and full of skin scratches because I had no flashlight...

So I decided to return back to my home , and thought tomorrow morning I look further in the forest !
But when I came home she was waiting on my front door , and she was verry happy when she saw my car !
She jumped on me , and I said to her....Are you crazy girl ?!?! You just ran more than 12 km's from the forest to our home !

Looking forward to Santa ?

I actually feel like...*That I am Santa* ! Because some people can't wait for my Christmas cook skills...
Actually it's no problem Anna , even drunk I can cook like a chef !

There are a lot of lynxes in that area and this being finland, weather wasn't our friend. It was such a shitshow and I've never lost a dog before. I have at times like ten of them with me, and they just follow me around. My bestie said my ego needed it, which I have to agree to.

Lol, sounds like your dog had her own mind, and that's pretty normal. For a healthy dog with no besten up ego, they sort it out.

I'm starting the cooking today, I too love it! That's the only reason I still allow Christmas to land my home, that and stealing a Christmas tree.

Drink away! I shall too as soon as I've kicked the kids out. Nothing perfect a sauce as well as a chef whos intoxicated enough to get lucky!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Watch it! Wanna go to dinner to my mils house with anyone but me?

Don't sit there and threaten me with a good time.

[ASBSECU E93]

So.....the Vee Dub diesel Jetta is no more.

Buy back took 15 minutes and I walked out with my 'don't sue us' money.

[Axius]

Does this mean you're finally taking me out on that fancy date to McDonalds you've been teasing with all year?

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Looking for some ass is a pretty powerful motivator.

Please stop losing weight. You're making everyone look bad!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

There are a lot of lynxes in that area and this being finland, weather wasn't our friend. It was such a shitshow and I've never lost a dog before. I have at times like ten of them with me, and they just follow me around. My bestie said my ego needed it, which I have to agree to.

Lol, sounds like your dog had her own mind, and that's pretty normal. For a healthy dog with no besten up ego, they sort it out.

I'm starting the cooking today, I too love it! That's the only reason I still allow Christmas to land my home, that and stealing a Christmas tree.

Drink away! I shall too as soon as I've kicked the kids out. Nothing perfect a sauce as well as a chef whos intoxicated enough to get lucky!

Sounds good to me

And Oh dammit...I forgot this !
Dear Anna , with this words I'll send 3 Christmas kisses to my blonde (not fake blonde) Finnish angel .

And a pic for you Anna from my Dina in better times in her bed (May she RIP )
"God" ...I really loved my Dina and miss her every single day ..

My Dina

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey Axius - I'll even let you get double cheese on that big mac...

[UncleWede]

@MKSixer you didn't clean ur splooge off the window!!! U know the rules

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Axius - I'll even let you get double cheese on that big mac...

DOUBLE CHEESE?!?!?!


This guy knows. This guy definitely knows.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

DOUBLE CHEESE?!?!?!


This guy knows. This guy definitely knows.

Yeah he offered cheese but

WHERES THE BACON???

That's no way to treat a lady friend

[nyalpine90]

baaaaaacon!

[WillSkill]

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