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      12-22-2016, 12:07 PM   #44243
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So.....the Vee Dub diesel Jetta is no more.

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His appointment was 'postponed'

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also pics that's a man.
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      12-22-2016, 12:09 PM   #44245
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I can't wait to eat all the deviled eggs, luscious deep fried turkey, green been casserole, and alcohol.
I fucking swear Christmas was started just to fuck with me.

Potatoes cost like an euro per kilogram here. I'm making this one epic traditional dish I need the right quality potatoes for and...

Well, in the states I wasted 45kgs before finding the right ones, so at least I'm not fucking this up that badly, yet.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-22-2016, 12:10 PM   #44246
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Chick in the first one is on point. This my chick fa sho right here though;

She do things to you that you'd never recover from....
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*1993* on her left fingers ?

That is her gang ...
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      12-22-2016, 12:19 PM   #44249
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also pics that's a man.
Only for work related lol. I'll try and find a pic and post.
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      12-22-2016, 12:20 PM   #44250
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Not sure the meaning of the 1993, pretty sure she was born in '87 or something.
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Here we go again
Jannet ?
The word "Jannet" means in Flemish ..A man with female characteristics .

Check out some Jannets ...

Enjoy ...

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She do things to you that you'd never recover from....
Exactly why she's my dream girl, old grasshoppa!
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That is her gang ...
Maybe she fucked 1993 times ?
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I'd like to see a picture of her boyfriend!

Phill you have zero taste.
I'm sure her boyfriend is the guy with the devil horns ...and a ring through his cock glans .
Actually I have too much taste Anna it was only for sex in (doggy style)
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She do things to you that you'd never recover from....
Yeah right ! Check her nails my friend !
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...., wat
Not for Anna , I was talking doggy about your 1993 chick pic
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Here she is
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Chick in the first one is on point. This my chick fa sho right here though;

Would wife. Parents would disown. Worth it.
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Exactly why she's my dream girl, old grasshoppa!
Omg, you're not bringing her over for the dinner with my sil. My sil would die.

Wait...

Bring her
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Would wife. Parents would disown. Worth it.
Not sure what my parents would think. I'd expect they wouldn't care since I'm slowly getting more and more covered and haven't said anything.

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Omg, you're not bringing her over for the dinner with my sil. My sil would die.

Wait...

Bring her
I would bring her everywhere, and yet never let her leave the house. Chained to the bed except for date nights.
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Here she is
She looks friendly , but if she's hot ..You need to find out my friend .
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Cutie!
My supervisor looks like a younger version of Cameron Diaz but is such a bitch lol. My other boss isn't worth a pic and she's so uptight and 'phat' that she isn't worth a pic.
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