[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

For all the pussy I slay.

If I count to 100, I may not say something I could possibly regret later...

1... 2... 3... 4......

[trvplvrdBOI]

See... you ain't even have to go there smh.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

Ok, now post a video of the top ten best sounding cars you can actually afford.

I'll wait.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Get the Diesel back today....EXCITED to see/hear the car with the newest mods...

Vids?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

He's over there just having tons of old wrinkly moth ball smelling sex...., lucky bastard.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Ok, now post a video of the top ten best sounding cars you can actually afford.

I'll wait.

Whatever the fuck those cars may be, I can assure you that none of them will have red wheels tho?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Not too much really. The last track event of the year was the only event it didn't rain. Track conditions were perfect. Managed to crush my previous personal best lap time by 5 seconds.

After that event, installed my headers and tuned it. Slapped it on the dyno and it made 309 whp. Not bad numbers but the car kept pulling timing. Frank over at TTFS believes it is due to the spark plugs. Running factory plugs when these cars really need to run plugs that are one step colder when modified. Going to change the plugs over the winter and put it back on the dyno.

Video of exhaust after headers.

Currently looking into supercharging the M Roadster. I actually have someone that really wants to buy it but I'm not sure I want to part with it yet.

I told myself that I'm not going to buy another car this year since I've bought something every year for the past three years. But, if I were a betting man, I would bet against myself.

Sounds great! 309 is a god number with factory plugs. You shoulda known better than to use them, jackass!!:roll eyes:

I'm a little disappointed.

You are, however redeemed with the 5 second lap time improvement. Did you finally take the dead hookers out of the trunk?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Ok, now post a video of the top ten best sounding cars you can actually afford.

I'll wait.

Does SmartCar even make that many models?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You rang?

You're always on call. I can think of about 4 people off the top of my head that require this service!!

Are you in mid-town? I have meetings there on Thursday.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Does SmartCar even make that many models?

Yes. My biz partner just got one! They can even be modded. You can pick up about 12 HP LOL!!!

[1MOREMOD]

5 second chunks dont happen unless go from snow tires to slicks or you were getting passed by Mazda 2 before

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yes. My biz partner just got one! They can even be modded. You can pick up about 12 HP LOL!!!

Actually was really surprised to find out that benz manufacturers those tiny little fuckers... When I was at the dealership, I thought they were just being used as golf carts to get from one side of the dealership to the other...

Now, we just wait to see moddie cram himself into one of them...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

And it's unprotected, none of that nasty premium latex smell.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Vids?

Soon

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

And it's unprotected, none of that nasty premium latex smell.

@ASBSECU E93 doesn't like the feel of latex and every time he feels sheepskin, he sheds a little tear because it reminds him of his animals on the farm...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

Whatever the fuck those cars may be, I can assure you that none of them will have red wheels tho?

You sure about that?

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Sounds great! 309 is a god number with factory plugs. You shoulda known better than to use them, jackass!!:roll eyes:

I'm a little disappointed.

You are, however redeemed with the 5 second lap time improvement. Did you finally take the dead hookers out of the trunk?

Haha I wasn't thinking. I dropped $80 on factory plugs, put 4xx miles on them and have to pull them now. Good thing they aren't a pain in the ass to change.

Dead hookers are out of the trunk. Couldn't find a good place to dump them until recently.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Does SmartCar even make that many models?

[The Choosey begger]

I thought Shoei is in his mid 40's and ASB mid 50's. He said they were at least two presidents apart.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You sure about that?

Haha I wasn't thinking. I dropped $80 on factory plugs, put 4xx miles on them and have to pull them now. Good thing they aren't a pain in the ass to change.

Dead hookers are out of the trunk. Couldn't find a good place to dump them until recently.

You said cars I can afford, man... I cannot even do an old GT3RS with red wheels with my food stamps... Get with the program !!!

[trvplvrdBOI]

Originally Posted by shoei

Whatever the fuck those cars may be, I can assure you that none of them will have red wheels tho?

Oh fuck I'm in tears man omg.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

@ASBSECU E93 doesn't like the feel of latex and every time he feels sheepskin, he sheds a little tear because it reminds him of his animals on the farm...

They say what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.



Let's all have a moment of silence for Waffles.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

They say what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.



Let's all have a moment of silence for Waffles.

I knew he was lying when he said Waffles went on "vacation" to his parents farm !!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by anglo

I thought Shoei is in his mid 40's and ASB mid 50's. He said they were at least two presidents apart.

2 and a half presidents... and I'm talking the entire term for both... . South of 40's if you are trying to determine the chronological dating age of asb... Would recommend carbon dating however to be able to calculate his oldness...

I have been meaning to ask you your thoughts on the 787... For some gawdforsaken reason, they put me on one from LA to SF during the holidays... Lots of tech thrown in but also a lot of stupidity... Flight attendants have to come out into the cabin to get food / drink carts now and they have ONE restroom and on the right side so if you are on left side of the plane, you have to go through the galley to get there... It makes no sense...