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Joekerr · 02-02-2017, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Canada- You still don't get it my friend ..Don't you ?
I said sleep ..

I told it ....xxxx times on here from the battlefield against the Roman suckers.
I guess you don't know what it is to wake up covered in sweat ..Standing right in my bed , while I scream very loud WoeHaaaa............ In the middle of the night!!!
Yes Canada *I Ambiorix* suffer from nightmares on the battlefield while the blood drips from my body , standing in front of the huge square Roman formations ,and in the distance I can hear the march drums ...
And they come for me ....I shit almost in my pants !
Actually I scare the shit out off the chicks man , when I wake up from my nightmares on the battlefield...

I told it to several doctors , they say I'm not sick because it's in my genes when I show my 23andMe DNA sample ...
They say I'm very special because I'm the last of the true Barbarians and probably even in the direct bloodline from Ambiorix ..
Interesting fact is..When I suffer from work stress , I can bet on it the next night I'm on the battlefield again !
Doctors say it's normal because stress situations triggers my battlefield nightmares ..And my DNA file is in the university for Ancestry Chart for further studying because it's really interesting and special.

For the moment I have a sweetie from last year , she saw my nightmares xxxxxxx times and of course I scared the shit out of her, so finally I told her everything , first she thought I was joking like usual . But after a few weeks I showed her my DNA sample and my bloodline ...
She said Wow Philippe....*Holy mother of God* ! I'm really proud of you !

That's why no one can sleep with me in the same bed . Of course we fuck in the same bed but she sleeps in another sleeping room 20 meters away from me..
When she hears me on the battlefield in the middle of the night she comes to my room to calm me down , and says to me everthing is ok ...
The mornings after she said ...Philippe you look really dangerous in your nightmares !
Than I say to her...What would you do Sweetie with 50,000 Roman war machines in front of you ?
She said....Ohhh wow Philippe , you must be really strong !
I said..It's normal because I'm the last of the true Barbarians who kicked Caesars ass .

Pic to show you how the Roman square formations look in my nightmares , but shortly after the 50,000 come after me...

Note: My story is no joke !

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I am fucking speechless.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

holy sh-

:

Well, screw it, I'll quote it again too. I wasn't even going to touch this.

But dude...you're sick. Yes, you are. Holy crap. I cannot even believe what I read. You are either a masterful troll, or sick.

shoei · 02-02-2017, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Canada- You still don't get it my friend ..Don't you ?
I said sleep ..

I told it ....xxxx times on here from the battlefield against the Roman suckers.
I guess you don't know what it is to wake up covered in sweat ..Standing right in my bed , while I scream very loud WoeHaaaa............ In the middle of the night!!!
Yes Canada *I Ambiorix* suffer from nightmares on the battlefield while the blood drips from my body , standing in front of the huge square Roman formations ,and in the distance I can hear the march drums ...
And they come for me ....I shit almost in my pants !
Actually I scare the shit out off the chicks man , when I wake up from my nightmares on the battlefield...

I told it to several doctors , they say I'm not sick because it's in my genes when I show my 23andMe DNA sample ...
They say I'm very special because I'm the last of the true Barbarians and probably even in the direct bloodline from Ambiorix ..
Interesting fact is..When I suffer from work stress , I can bet on it the next night I'm on the battlefield again !
Doctors say it's normal because stress situations triggers my battlefield nightmares ..And my DNA file is in the university for Ancestry Chart for further studying because it's really interesting and special.

For the moment I have a sweetie from last year , she saw my nightmares xxxxxxx times and of course I scared the shit out of her, so finally I told her everything , first she thought I was joking like usual . But after a few weeks I showed her my DNA sample and my bloodline ...
She said Wow Philippe....*Holy mother of God* ! I'm really proud of you !

That's why no one can sleep with me in the same bed . Of course we fuck in the same bed but she sleeps in another sleeping room 20 meters away from me..
When she hears me on the battlefield in the middle of the night she comes to my room to calm me down , and says to me everthing is ok ...
The mornings after she said ...Philippe you look really dangerous in your nightmares !
Than I say to her...What would you do Sweetie with 50,000 Roman war machines in front of you ?
She said....Ohhh wow Philippe , you must be really strong !
I said..It's normal because I'm the last of the true Barbarians who kicked Caesars ass .

Pic to show you how the Roman square formations look in my nightmares , but shortly after the 50,000 come after me...

Note: My story is no joke !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorin

I am fucking speechless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

holy sh-

:

Well, screw it, I'll quote it again too. I wasn't even going to touch this.

But dude...you're sick. Yes, you are. Holy crap. I cannot even believe what I read. You are either a masterful troll, or sick.

Are we quoting?? Tell me if we aren't...

I'm, going to refrain from commenting on the novels however...

smoosh · 02-02-2017, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Canada- You still don't get it my friend ..Don't you ?
I said sleep ..

I told it ....xxxx times on here from the battlefield against the Roman suckers.
I guess you don't know what it is to wake up covered in sweat ..Standing right in my bed , while I scream very loud WoeHaaaa............ In the middle of the night!!!
Yes Canada *I Ambiorix* suffer from nightmares on the battlefield while the blood drips from my body , standing in front of the huge square Roman formations ,and in the distance I can hear the march drums ...
And they come for me ....I shit almost in my pants !
Actually I scare the shit out off the chicks man , when I wake up from my nightmares on the battlefield...

I told it to several doctors , they say I'm not sick because it's in my genes when I show my 23andMe DNA sample ...
They say I'm very special because I'm the last of the true Barbarians and probably even in the direct bloodline from Ambiorix ..
Interesting fact is..When I suffer from work stress , I can bet on it the next night I'm on the battlefield again !
Doctors say it's normal because stress situations triggers my battlefield nightmares ..And my DNA file is in the university for Ancestry Chart for further studying because it's really interesting and special.

For the moment I have a sweetie from last year , she saw my nightmares xxxxxxx times and of course I scared the shit out of her, so finally I told her everything , first she thought I was joking like usual . But after a few weeks I showed her my DNA sample and my bloodline ...
She said Wow Philippe....*Holy mother of God* ! I'm really proud of you !

That's why no one can sleep with me in the same bed . Of course we fuck in the same bed but she sleeps in another sleeping room 20 meters away from me..
When she hears me on the battlefield in the middle of the night she comes to my room to calm me down , and says to me everthing is ok ...
The mornings after she said ...Philippe you look really dangerous in your nightmares !
Than I say to her...What would you do Sweetie with 50,000 Roman war machines in front of you ?
She said....Ohhh wow Philippe , you must be really strong !
I said..It's normal because I'm the last of the true Barbarians who kicked Caesars ass .

Pic to show you how the Roman square formations look in my nightmares , but shortly after the 50,000 come after me...

Note: My story is no joke !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorin

I am fucking speechless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

holy sh-

:

Well, screw it, I'll quote it again too. I wasn't even going to touch this.

But dude...you're sick. Yes, you are. Holy crap. I cannot even believe what I read. You are either a masterful troll, or sick.

I know right

Joekerr · 02-02-2017, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I'm, going to refrain from commenting on the novels however...

That's unlike you. What happened - something you ate?

Aatish · 02-02-2017, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Canada- You still don't get it my friend ..Don't you ?
I said sleep ..

I told it ....xxxx times on here from the battlefield against the Roman suckers.
I guess you don't know what it is to wake up covered in sweat ..Standing right in my bed , while I scream very loud WoeHaaaa............ In the middle of the night!!!
Yes Canada *I Ambiorix* suffer from nightmares on the battlefield while the blood drips from my body , standing in front of the huge square Roman formations ,and in the distance I can hear the march drums ...
And they come for me ....I shit almost in my pants !
Actually I scare the shit out off the chicks man , when I wake up from my nightmares on the battlefield...

I told it to several doctors , they say I'm not sick because it's in my genes when I show my 23andMe DNA sample ...
They say I'm very special because I'm the last of the true Barbarians and probably even in the direct bloodline from Ambiorix ..
Interesting fact is..When I suffer from work stress , I can bet on it the next night I'm on the battlefield again !
Doctors say it's normal because stress situations triggers my battlefield nightmares ..And my DNA file is in the university for Ancestry Chart for further studying because it's really interesting and special.

For the moment I have a sweetie from last year , she saw my nightmares xxxxxxx times and of course I scared the shit out of her, so finally I told her everything , first she thought I was joking like usual . But after a few weeks I showed her my DNA sample and my bloodline ...
She said Wow Philippe....*Holy mother of God* ! I'm really proud of you !

That's why no one can sleep with me in the same bed . Of course we fuck in the same bed but she sleeps in another sleeping room 20 meters away from me..
When she hears me on the battlefield in the middle of the night she comes to my room to calm me down , and says to me everthing is ok ...
The mornings after she said ...Philippe you look really dangerous in your nightmares !
Than I say to her...What would you do Sweetie with 50,000 Roman war machines in front of you ?
She said....Ohhh wow Philippe , you must be really strong !
I said..It's normal because I'm the last of the true Barbarians who kicked Caesars ass .

Pic to show you how the Roman square formations look in my nightmares , but shortly after the 50,000 come after me...

Note: My story is no joke !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorin

I am fucking speechless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

holy sh-

:

Well, screw it, I'll quote it again too. I wasn't even going to touch this.

But dude...you're sick. Yes, you are. Holy crap. I cannot even believe what I read. You are either a masterful troll, or sick.

I know right

Joekerr · 02-02-2017, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Canada- You still don't get it my friend ..Don't you ?
I said sleep ..

I told it ....xxxx times on here from the battlefield against the Roman suckers.
I guess you don't know what it is to wake up covered in sweat ..Standing right in my bed , while I scream very loud WoeHaaaa............ In the middle of the night!!!
Yes Canada *I Ambiorix* suffer from nightmares on the battlefield while the blood drips from my body ,

standing in front of the huge square Roman formations ,and in the distance I can hear the march drums ...
And they come for me ....I shit almost in my pants !
Actually I scare the shit out off the chicks man , when I wake up from my nightmares on the battlefield...

I told it to several doctors , they say I'm not sick because it's in my genes when I show my 23andMe DNA sample ...
They say I'm very special because I'm the last of the true Barbarians and probably even in the direct bloodline from Ambiorix ..
Interesting fact is..When I suffer from work stress , I can bet on it the next night I'm on the battlefield again !
Doctors say it's normal because stress situations triggers my battlefield nightmares ..And my DNA file is in the university for Ancestry Chart for further studying because it's really interesting and special.

For the moment I have a sweetie from last year , she saw my nightmares xxxxxxx times and of course I scared the shit out of her, so finally I told her everything , first she thought I was joking like usual . But after a few weeks I showed her my DNA sample and my bloodline ...
She said Wow Philippe....*Holy mother of God* ! I'm really proud of you !

That's why no one can sleep with me in the same bed . Of course we fuck in the same bed but she sleeps in another sleeping room 20 meters away from me..
When she hears me on the battlefield in the middle of the night she comes to my room to calm me down , and says to me everthing is ok ...
The mornings after she said ...Philippe you look really dangerous in your nightmares !
Than I say to her...What would you do Sweetie with 50,000 Roman war machines in front of you ?
She said....Ohhh wow Philippe , you must be really strong !
I said..It's normal because I'm the last of the true Barbarians who kicked Caesars ass .

Pic to show you how the Roman square formations look in my nightmares , but shortly after the 50,000 come after me...

Note: My story is no joke !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorin

I am fucking speechless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

holy sh-

:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well, screw it, I'll quote it again too. I wasn't even going to touch this.

But dude...you're sick. Yes, you are. Holy crap. I cannot even believe what I read. You are either a masterful troll, or sick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

I know right

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Aatish · 02-02-2017, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Canada- You still don't get it my friend ..Don't you ?
I said sleep ..

I told it ....xxxx times on here from the battlefield against the Roman suckers.
I guess you don't know what it is to wake up covered in sweat ..Standing right in my bed , while I scream very loud WoeHaaaa............ In the middle of the night!!!
Yes Canada *I Ambiorix* suffer from nightmares on the battlefield while the blood drips from my body ,

standing in front of the huge square Roman formations ,and in the distance I can hear the march drums ...
And they come for me ....I shit almost in my pants !
Actually I scare the shit out off the chicks man , when I wake up from my nightmares on the battlefield...

I told it to several doctors , they say I'm not sick because it's in my genes when I show my 23andMe DNA sample ...
They say I'm very special because I'm the last of the true Barbarians and probably even in the direct bloodline from Ambiorix ..
Interesting fact is..When I suffer from work stress , I can bet on it the next night I'm on the battlefield again !
Doctors say it's normal because stress situations triggers my battlefield nightmares ..And my DNA file is in the university for Ancestry Chart for further studying because it's really interesting and special.

For the moment I have a sweetie from last year , she saw my nightmares xxxxxxx times and of course I scared the shit out of her, so finally I told her everything , first she thought I was joking like usual . But after a few weeks I showed her my DNA sample and my bloodline ...
She said Wow Philippe....*Holy mother of God* ! I'm really proud of you !

That's why no one can sleep with me in the same bed . Of course we fuck in the same bed but she sleeps in another sleeping room 20 meters away from me..
When she hears me on the battlefield in the middle of the night she comes to my room to calm me down , and says to me everthing is ok ...
The mornings after she said ...Philippe you look really dangerous in your nightmares !
Than I say to her...What would you do Sweetie with 50,000 Roman war machines in front of you ?
She said....Ohhh wow Philippe , you must be really strong !
I said..It's normal because I'm the last of the true Barbarians who kicked Caesars ass .

Pic to show you how the Roman square formations look in my nightmares , but shortly after the 50,000 come after me...

Note: My story is no joke !

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorin

I am fucking speechless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

holy sh-

:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well, screw it, I'll quote it again too. I wasn't even going to touch this.

But dude...you're sick. Yes, you are. Holy crap. I cannot even believe what I read. You are either a masterful troll, or sick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

I know right

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

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Joekerr · 02-02-2017, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Canada- You still don't get it my friend ..Don't you ?
I said sleep ..

I told it ....xxxx times on here from the battlefield against the Roman suckers.
I guess you don't know what it is to wake up covered in sweat ..Standing right in my bed , while I scream very loud WoeHaaaa............

1MOREMOD · 02-02-2017, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Happy groundhog day bitches!

I could go for some flapjacks

Aatish · 02-02-2017, 07:17 PM

Flapjacks and eggs over easy

Biorin · 02-02-2017, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Flapjacks and eggs over easy

How about not over at all, you overcooking bastard?

1MOREMOD · 02-02-2017, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

How about not over at all, you overcooking bastard?

+1 do it right tardlet

UncleWede · 02-02-2017, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What do you do with your bottom arm when spooning your SO?

I can't get it under, cuts off the brachial artery

Can't stretch it straight over my head, then I have to smell my cologne-less pits, and soon my shoulder is in flames

I end up like a T-Rex with forearm pressed against her back, for maybe 5 minutes before that brachial artery gets cut off again.

I'm amazed that you are able to get the goat to lie that still for so long, but you've always impressed me with your abilities.

On a more serious note though, it's still cut off if you snake the bottom arm in between her shoulder and neck (the space there)?

That's been about all I've been able to come up with - I hear you on the awkwardness though. You could try having her spoon you

(not nearly as satisfying, unless a reach around by her is also incorporated into the position)

She won't spoon me because she has her CPAP and about 30 pillows she spoons. I'm the third wheel

I saw those cuddle mattress but afraid when not cuddling something gets stuck

If I were to put my arm thru her neck I'd be spooning her knees

Aatish · 02-03-2017, 07:23 AM

nyalpine90 · 02-03-2017, 07:33 AM

FRIDAY

Joekerr · 02-03-2017, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

She won't spoon me because she has her CPAP and about 30 pillows she spoons. I'm the third wheel

I saw those cuddle mattress but afraid when not cuddling something gets stuck

If I were to put my arm thru her neck I'd be spooning her knees

Yeah, a mismatch in height would definitely make things more difficult. I really can't think of any other position though. I've tried every single degree of angle I think and that's the only one I've come to find is semi-comfortable.

That being said, I've found that if she curls up as well (away from you, such that you are wrapping a little more of your body around her), you'll be less at the knees and a few more inches closer to glory.

nyalpine90 · 02-03-2017, 08:26 AM

im ready to go home..

Dang3r · 02-03-2017, 08:38 AM

Just finished installing my bavsound ghost subwoofer, now the DIY and then a ride for excessive testing

///M Power-Belgium · 02-03-2017, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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That pic is jtodd_fl my friend .

Axius · 02-03-2017, 09:21 AM

What the fuck is going on in here...

///M Power-Belgium · 02-03-2017, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

What the fuck is going on in here...

It's about Ambiorix and my DNA bloodline William.
And my nightmares on the battlefield included ....

Axius · 02-03-2017, 09:51 AM

Too many words, and based on responses of the majority just gonna keep walking past that one.

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