[C5driver]

Ok...so we hit a few more than 5 pages, so goats for all.

I underestimated all you mouthbreathers

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Right that's me at the track before all the workers. Walked the entire track that day early and got some useful input along the way from some of my favorite instructors. Only time car comes out is to be put on trailer for use. Can't street drive and getting out of driveway is an ordeal.

Calm yourself.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Maybe this will help you.

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...820480&page=29

I bet she's a blast drive!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Calm yourself.
I bet she's a blast drive!

I will not good sir, she is but im a hack.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Billup

1. Win the next Powerball and give up bacon or bacon and Camry for life?

2. Have you ever made a baconbread house?

3. Do you have a bacon scented air freshener in the 612 Scag?

I'll answer on his behalf, because he is permanently banned when I look him up.

1. FUCK. Seriously dude? A fucking Camry? Shit. Fuck. Bacon. Money. Money. Bacon...., Fuck it, just give me the damn piece of shit Camry. I'm too irresponsible to win the Powerball anyways.

2. I have not. I have made bacon underwear that the girls go crazy for when covered with a nice scandavian milk chocolate drizzle and rose petals.

3. A bacon scented air freshener? That's so peasant and hipster. The only way to properly scent with bacon, is to keep a travel plate of bacon in the car at all times. Dual purpose for an elegant snack, and the lingering scent of grease that get's trapped in the headliner is nothing to be contested.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I will not good sir, she is but im a hack.

Who cares! I don't know why i don't run more track days. I love turning laps on just about anything.

My office is a rectangle with 3 offices in the center kind of making an oval of sorts. It's pretty tight with furniture and what not and i wondered if i could ride my road bike around without putting a foot down. Next thing i know, i'm trying to figure how to time my laps and seeing where i can scrub off time. lol

Surveillance camera even caught me on a few of them. haha

[1MOREMOD]

I dream of being last man on earth. I live on a lake of about 8 mile circumference. Would hot lap it until I broke then go steal someone else's car and repeat.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll answer on his behalf, because he is permanently banned when I look him up.

1. FUCK. Seriously dude? A fucking Camry? Shit. Fuck. Bacon. Money. Money. Bacon...., Fuck it, just give me the damn piece of shit Camry. I'm too irresponsible to win the Powerball anyways.

Billup would have been proud of this answer, peace be unto his name.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Billup would have been proud of this answer, peace be unto his name.

I'm just glad that there was someone so much more superior to me that I've become a peon in his shadow.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm just glad that there was someone so much more superior to me that I've become a peon in his shadow.

Well, now you have me

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Well, now you have me

Which is inherently 100000000000000x better.


Fuck that Billup guy. He can go die in an elderly home for all I care.

[ASBSECU E93]

@EstorilM
shoei

1. You get arrested. Who from BP is in the cell with you, and who comes to post your bail?

2. Cobra or Mongoose?

3. KFC or Popeye's

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@EstorilM
shoei

1. You get arrested. Who from BP is in the cell with you, and who comes to post your bail?

2. Cobra or Mongoose?

3. KFC or Popeye's

1. I wouldn't get arrested because my partner from BP is too smart to let us get caught during our crime spree... As for bail, most likely Kleinfeld from Carlitos Way...

2. Mongoose...

3. Neither... I'd rather eat my toenails...

[UglyBuzzard]

shoei

1. How do you flavor your toenails?
2. TP or wipes?
3. Scotch or Cosmo?

[ASBSECU E93]

UglyBuzzard Well Played

[shoei]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

shoei

1. How do you flavor your toenails?
2. TP or wipes?
3. Scotch or Cosmo?

A1 sauce...

Both - tp first and then wipes...

scotch pass on the Cosmo...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

A1 sauce...

Both - tp first and then wipes...

scotch pass on the Cosmo...

I'd go with Lea & Perrins personally.

But your post poop personal hygiene practices are spot on.

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@EstorilM
shoei

1. You get arrested. Who from BP is in the cell with you, and who comes to post your bail?

2. Cobra or Mongoose?

3. KFC or Popeye's

1. Mr Tonka gets us arrested for public indecency with his spandex shorts. There would be a gofundme created and the thread would turn into goats, guys in spandex, and zero pictures of girls. You would deliver those funds and get us out.

2. Mongoose. I would rather be one (has legs), and they would win in that fight. Easy choice!

3. Never had Popeye's, but KFC is horrible. Chick fil A for me!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

1. Mr Tonka gets us arrested for public indecency with his spandex shorts. There would be a gofundme created and the thread would turn into goats, guys in spandex, and zero pictures of girls. You would deliver those funds and get us out.

2. Mongoose. I would rather be one (has legs), and they would win in that fight. Easy choice!

3. Never had Popeye's, but KFC is horrible. Chick fil A for me!

WTF?!? There is nothing indecent about me in bike shorts!

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

WTF?!? There is nothing indecent about me in bike shorts!

There has been a lot that shoei and I consider indecent posted on here lol

[EstorilM]

ASBSECU E93 Mr Tonka shoei

1. Describe the best day of your life so far

2. Pick 1 car at any price that you have to daily drive for the rest of your life. You have no weekend fun car.

3. Work 80 hours a week and retire in 5 years, or work 40 a week and retire in 15?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by EstorilM

ASBSECU E93 Mr Tonka shoei

1. Describe the best day of your life so far

2. Pick 1 car at any price that you have to daily drive for the rest of your life. You have no weekend fun car.

3. Work 80 hours a week and retire in 5 years, or work 40 a week and retire in 15?

I think one of the keys to happiness is being content, so there are many many best days so far. It's impossible to chose one. But to appease the 3 question gods, i'll narrow it down to a type of day. It involves a road trip, maybe the one around SW Colorado or LA to Oregon along the PCH, heading up A1A along the coast in Maine, out and around the desserts of Utah, Arizona and Nevada. I'm pretty easy, throw in some hiking into any of those along with some good food, music, of course stellar company and that makes for a pretty fantastic day.

It would have to be an M3/4. In owning several variants of them, i'd say it's almost unquestionably the best all around drivers car ever made.

Or my current option of working 60 hours a week and retire in 20 years? I guess it depends on what i'd be doing. If it were something i hated, i'd choose 80/5. If i were doing something i was always excited about doing for 40 hours a week, i'd probably go 40/15.

[Biorin]

ASAP

1.) Would you rather bang Rosie O'Donnell for the rest of your life, or a ridiculously hot girl who could only get off 2 Girls 1 Cup style for the rest of your life?
2.) You can go into the year 2600 and bring back one invention. What is it?
3.) You can end world hunger, but it means that large packs of velociraptors will roam the earth. Do you do it?

Edit: To clarify, by "get off" I mean that she needs that pretty much anytime you have sex.