Ask a Black person anything? (Paul Mooney Style)

jtodd_fl · 04-22-2016, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Does that mean I can sip her afterward?

Doubtful. But you may be able to braid each others hair.

Verbiage · 04-22-2016, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Doubtful. But you may be able to braid each others hair.

Ah well. Win some, lose some.

jtodd_fl · 04-22-2016, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Ah well. Win some, lose some.

Actually, I missed the abs factor. She would "gay friendzone" you, but when she saw the abs at the pajama party, she'd be on you like white on rice.

WHICH, brings up another point. I guess red beans and rice is like her ideal meal - check both boxes, so to speak.

Verbiage · 04-22-2016, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Actually, I missed the abs factor. She would "gay friendzone" you, but when she saw the abs at the pajama party, she'd be on you like white on rice.

WHICH, brings up another point. I guess red beans and rice is like her ideal meal - check both boxes, so to speak.

It would be really interesting if women of that caliber actually went nuts over abs like the larger ones do. I have yet to encounter some. Maybe with a few long islands, inhibitions can be lowered during the bowling party Saturday?

OMG I had that for dinner last Sunday!

My grandma is full West Indian though. I know it's not Asian, not sure why I brought that up...never mind..

M3 Number 86 · 04-22-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

What's are your thoughts on chicken and waffles

Nice

Btw. They bankrupt?!

Taskmaster · 04-22-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

no your get WHITE jamaican's, your wrong.

I've seen pure straight up white folks, white skin, blonde hair blued eyed joes
speaking pattwa like there was no tomorrow.

They are also black.

jtodd_fl · 04-22-2016, 10:43 AM

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They are also black.

Let this be a lesson to us all... you should not judge a person's color by the... um... color of their skin. Never mind...

MKSixer · 04-22-2016, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

She's Asian and Black!

Jhene Aiko.

There is one that comes into the Sbux that I frequent.

backhill · 04-22-2016, 12:15 PM

My roommate in college would have one voice when speaking to me, basically his natural voice. He would change it to a hard pipe hitting black voice when speaking to other black people in public. Why?

Do you think Game of Thrones is going to have a good season?

FType22 · 04-22-2016, 12:29 PM

What do you think of the new "Keanu" movie with Key and Peele? Are they just the edgier, grown up version of Keenan and Kel?

1MOREMOD · 04-22-2016, 12:31 PM

Those guys are funny, but I'm only honorary black

Taskmaster · 04-22-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Let this be a lesson to us all... you should not judge a person's color by the... um... color of their skin. Never mind...

Exblackly.

bosstones · 04-23-2016, 09:56 PM

Why the hell do people like G&M's? Those bastards won't do split checks.

jaye944 · 04-24-2016, 09:45 AM

ROFLMAO

in the office with one guy only..and I'm laughing hysterically !

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Let this be a lesson to us all... you should not judge a person's color by the... um... color of their skin. Never mind...

jaye944 · 04-24-2016, 09:55 AM

now my black/asian combo would be similar to pam grier and I have a think for big hair , so I julia chen... OM Gosh,,,, mummmy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:happyan im:

Xtabi · 04-24-2016, 06:17 PM

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I like Popeyes.

Sisters Chicken FTW!

Taskmaster · 04-24-2016, 07:01 PM

Are we talking about Blasians?

Tammy Chin gets my vote.

Mywifes335 · 04-24-2016, 08:27 PM

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now my black/asian combo would be similar to pam grier and I have a think for big hair , so I julia chen... OM Gosh,,,, mummmy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:happyan im:

Dude why are her eyes crossed?

Mywifes335 · 04-24-2016, 08:31 PM

I was watching "The Wood", one of my favorite movies from late 1990s. How come there aren't many movies like this anymore? Did it get oversaturated by other movies in the same genre like "The Brothers" and "The Best Man"?

I feel like Tyler Perry is making 50% of the Black comedies now. And Madea sucks. Sorry, but he does.

HFW003 · 04-24-2016, 11:31 PM

Pam Grier's titties.

OMG they must have been something to behold in the day

ASBSECU E93 · 04-24-2016, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by HFW003

Pam Grier's titties.

OMG they must have been something to behold in the day

Oh shit ^ this guy

Taskmaster · 04-24-2016, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I was watching "The Wood", one of my favorite movies from late 1990s. How come there aren't many movies like this anymore? Did it get oversaturated by other movies in the same genre like "The Brothers" and "The Best Man"?

I feel like Tyler Perry is making 50% of the Black comedies now. And Madea sucks. Sorry, but he does.

Tyler Perry sucks. I like the same movies you do, they don't have to be 'black centric' just good.

Why does white America FLIP the fuck out when a white* character is played by someone of color?

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