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      03-13-2021, 01:34 PM   #4973
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No clue what you 2 are talking about. Glow sticks and jerking off in the corner music?
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      03-13-2021, 01:51 PM   #4974
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      03-13-2021, 02:25 PM   #4975
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      03-13-2021, 02:34 PM   #4976
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      03-15-2021, 07:56 AM   #4977
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This couldn't be a 'Gator, clever rhymes, see you later
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      03-15-2021, 08:39 AM   #4978
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NOTE: this could also cover ground in the "you know you're old when..." as well.
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      03-20-2021, 06:14 PM   #4979
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      03-22-2021, 10:23 AM   #4980
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Looking at apartments for rent I'm realizing I have 0 clue on how to budget.

And that it's cheaper to live in Chicago than the suburbs.
And that it's hard to find a place that has laundry in unit.

Am I asking too much when wanting a place under $1200 that has laundry in unit in a place that's an hour away from downtown?
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      03-22-2021, 10:38 AM   #4981
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Looking at apartments for rent I'm realizing I have 0 clue on how to budget.

And that it's cheaper to live in Chicago than the suburbs.
And that it's hard to find a place that has laundry in unit.

Am I asking too much when wanting a place under $1200 that has laundry in unit in a place that's an hour away from downtown?
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      03-22-2021, 01:30 PM   #4982
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Thanks, but these both are in the city. I'm in the suburbs and I'm not keen on having a 1h commute to be in the office at 7.30am

These prices are unheard of out here, the place I can get for $895 doesn't even have AC, it has the old school furnace/water based heating and no cooling
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Thanks, but these both are in the city. I'm in the suburbs and I'm not keen on having a 1h commute to be in the office at 7.30am

These prices are unheard of out here, the place I can get for $895 doesn't even have AC, it has the old school furnace/water based heating and no cooling
get a window ac unit.
it will only get more $$$ with extra features
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      03-24-2021, 05:43 PM   #4984
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I'm thinking about buying another car.
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      03-25-2021, 11:20 AM   #4985
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I don't feel like working at all. Massage coming up at 3 pm and I'm ready to have some wine later.
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      03-25-2021, 12:36 PM   #4986
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I don't feel like working at all. Massage coming up at 3 pm and I'm ready to have some wine later.
I presume said massage is by a registered therapist and not your husband - wise choice if so.
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      03-25-2021, 01:04 PM   #4987
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I presume said massage is by a registered therapist and not your husband - wise choice if so.
💯 correct in the meme which is why I'm visiting a registered therapist. I want to relax today and not be violated😂😂
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      03-25-2021, 01:32 PM   #4988
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      03-25-2021, 09:45 PM   #4989
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      03-27-2021, 04:37 PM   #4990
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      03-27-2021, 06:41 PM   #4991
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So it was a nice morning and I had a clean car on my hands. I knew what to do.

Took the car on the highway and of course the crossover in front of me hits their washers and splatters my windshield. So I accelerate, pass, get in front...and hit my own washers.

Petty, pointless, passive aggressive, and cutting off my nose to spite my face...but extremely enjoyable
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      03-27-2021, 08:17 PM   #4992
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I bought boxed wine today.
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I bought boxed wine today.
Next up - living under a bridge like the troll you are.

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Next up, drinking a 40 out of a brown paper bag😂
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