text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

+1 for vid

Please leave your dongle out of it

yea videotape their part only

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 04:28 PM

Also be prepared for her to request one next time with one less vagina and one extra penor.

JayKay335i · 03-26-2011, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Also be prepared for her to request one next time with one less vagina and one extra penor.

Just hope she doesnt want that penor used on you. Retributions a bitch

BrokenVert · 03-26-2011, 04:35 PM

damn you guys are right...its a slippery slope

Augenbrauezug · 03-26-2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

damn you guys are right...its a slippery slope

Man up, put your skis on.

JoosyJoos · 03-26-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

you used the goldfish line...........

Ya I totally stole that... thought it was too good to pass up.

I've known this girl for like 8 years now so she's not going anywhere.

Wakka · 03-26-2011, 05:08 PM

there is much win in this thread. well done people.

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JoosyJoos

Ya I totally stole that... thought it was too good to pass up.

I've known this girl for like 8 years now so she's not going anywhere.

You used it with bad timing/wrong, you already had your explanation and know the girl very well. Thats for a comeback when you're hitting a chick you just met.

JayKay335i · 03-26-2011, 07:31 PM

HOG4DNR · 03-26-2011, 07:39 PM

^ That is freakin awesome

Bakeme521 · 03-26-2011, 08:10 PM

Figured I'd join in with a girl I dated in 9th grade that I don't really see anymore at all and FAIL.
ME:So I got a question for ya.
HER:Yes?
ME:When ya gunna let me tap that?
HER:Um who is this?!
ME:That didn't answer my question.
HER:I'm pretty sure you're aware I have a boyfriend toad(my name is Todd but she has always called me toad)
ME:I have a goldfish
HER:?
ME:I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
HER:Good one idiot! Not helping you.
ME:haha I just felt like screwing with you.
ME:But seriously, lets f***.
HER:Should've done it in 9th grade when we were hot n heavy.
ME:touche.
HER:haha

BrokenVert · 03-26-2011, 08:17 PM

burn!

Wakka · 03-26-2011, 09:06 PM

bitch alert

Bakeme521 · 03-26-2011, 11:52 PM

yes, bitch indeed. I got another one I'm going to try later.

stimpy · 03-27-2011, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bakeme521

Figured I'd join in with a girl I dated in 9th grade that I don't really see anymore at all and FAIL.
ME:So I got a question for ya.
HER:Yes?
ME:When ya gunna let me tap that?
HER:Um who is this?!
ME:That didn't answer my question.
HER:I'm pretty sure you're aware I have a boyfriend toad(my name is Todd but she has always called me toad)
ME:I have a goldfish
HER:?
ME:I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.HER:Good one idiot! Not helping you.
ME:haha I just felt like screwing with you.
ME:But seriously, lets f***.
HER:Should've done it in 9th grade when we were hot n heavy.
ME:touche.
HER:haha

Wasn't that a joke in Playboy or Maxim a month or two ago?

Bakeme521 · 03-27-2011, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stimpy

Wasn't that a joke in Playboy or Maxim a month or two ago?

Maybe, but a lot of others in the thread tried it, so I figured I'd throw it in there why not.

mainstray · 03-27-2011, 11:53 PM

Me: How did the bible study go this morning?
Her: The kids were awesome!
Me: so... When r u gonna let me tap that?
Her: oh my!
Her: After you let me drive your car

Me: hmmm... I have a gold fish
Her: ?
Me: I'm gonna go tap that instead
Her: Lol!
Me: gtg! talk 2 u again soon!

She used to work at club Risqué in Philly.

ghosthi32 · 03-28-2011, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstray

Me: How did the bible study go this morning?
Her: The kids were awesome!
Me: so... When r u gonna let me tap that?
Her: oh my!
Her: After you let me drive your car

Me: hmmm... I have a gold fish
Her: ?
Me: I'm gonna go tap that instead
Her: Lol!
Me: gtg! talk 2 u again soon!

She used to work at club Risqué in Philly.

nightfx · 03-28-2011, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstray

Me: How did the bible study go this morning?
Her: The kids were awesome!
Me: so... When r u gonna let me tap that?
Her: oh my!
Her: After you let me drive your car

Me: hmmm... I have a gold fish
Her: ?
Me: I'm gonna go tap that instead
Her: Lol!
Me: gtg! talk 2 u again soon!

She used to work at club Risqué in Philly.

persian54 · 03-28-2011, 04:33 AM

Blake · 03-28-2011, 04:38 AM

24 pages of forever alone

SpacE82 · 03-28-2011, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainstray

Me: How did the bible study go this morning?
Her: The kids were awesome!
Me: so... When r u gonna let me tap that?
Her: oh my!
Her: After you let me drive your car
Me: hmmm... I have a gold fish
Her: ?
Me: I'm gonna go tap that instead
Her: Lol!
Me: gtg! talk 2 u again soon!

She used to work at club Risqué in Philly.

let her drive your car and you're in (literally)!

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