Confess here

TiMSport · 05-10-2021, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by EME_Bounce

That moment when "confess here" turns into "overshare here".

Seriously, talk about TMI! Lol.

TiMSport · 05-10-2021, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Tip # 1, never publicly admit to sitting down while you pee, unless you are female. Especially on a car forum. This is off the cuff advice. In today's social landscape, I have no idea what is acceptable anymore. Hell, I don't know; maybe this is something all guys in their 20's do now. After beard glitter, male rompers and whatever else this generation does to best the generation prior, you should probably just post selfies on social media of you sitting down to pee.

What if the person being referenced wants to be considered a "they"?

I also don't know what the f*** is appropriate or inappropriate these days but I will tell you one thing, I'm sure the hell glad I didn't grow up in this effed up generation.

King Rudi · 05-10-2021, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

What if the person being referenced wants to be considered a "they"?

I also don't know what the f*** is appropriate or inappropriate these days but I will tell you one thing, I'm sure the hell glad I didn't grow up in this effed up generation.

I thought about that too. I don't deal with "What if's" & "Maybe's" though. They might be a man or woman, but in reality, they either are or are not.

Sometimes I pretend I'm an airplane, make noises, extend my arms out and walk fast. This does not mean that I will be attempting a landing at an airport later today.

I don't know, maybe it's fun to be whatever you want to be, based solely off of feelings.

EME_Bounce · 05-10-2021, 12:26 PM

The cat has things figured out, too bad the human hasn't got a clue:

2one3E90 · 05-10-2021, 12:44 PM

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I got strech marks down there now. I got scared and maybe because I I sit down when I pee and always push it down hard because I dont want it to hit the toilet seat while sitting down

Tip # 1, never publicly admit to sitting down while you pee, unless you are female. Especially on a car forum. This is off the cuff advice. In today's social landscape, I have no idea what is acceptable anymore. Hell, I don't know; maybe this is something all guys in their 20's do now. After beard glitter, male rompers and whatever else this generation does to best the generation prior, you should probably just post selfies on social media of you sitting down to pee.

Its actually better to sit down and pee. And elevate your front legs with small stool. Natural position almost like squatting!

EME_Bounce · 05-10-2021, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 2one3E90

Its actually better to sit down and pee. And elevate your front legs with small stool. Natural position almost like squatting!

Tell us again about the stretch marks on your pecker again!

Sedan_Clan · 05-10-2021, 12:47 PM

I saw a hot meth-head. True story! She had a killer derrière!!!! I know, I know. She was a unicorn among meth-heads. #wouldyoudoitthough?!?

2one3E90 · 05-10-2021, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

What if the person being referenced wants to be considered a "they"?

I also don't know what the f*** is appropriate or inappropriate these days but I will tell you one thing, I'm sure the hell glad I didn't grow up in this effed up generation.

I thought about that too. I don't deal with "What if's" & "Maybe's" though. They might be a man or woman, but in reality, they either are or are not.

Sometimes I pretend I'm an airplane, make noises, extend my arms out and walk fast. This does not mean that I will be attempting a landing at an airport later today.

I don't know, maybe it's fun to be whatever you want to be, based solely off of feelings.

Like no gender babies?

2one3E90 · 05-10-2021, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EME_Bounce

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Originally Posted by 2one3E90

Its actually better to sit down and pee. And elevate your front legs with small stool. Natural position almost like squatting!

Tell us again about the stretch marks on your pecker again!

Around the bottom

EME_Bounce · 05-10-2021, 12:58 PM

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Around the bottom

TiMSport · 05-10-2021, 01:00 PM

We are getting into some serious f'n TMI territory. Lol.

2one3E90 · 05-10-2021, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I saw a hot meth-head. True story! She had a killer derrière!!!! I know, I know. She was a unicorn among meth-heads. #wouldyoudoitthough?!?

If your a cop wouldnt you have a like dirty thoughts like arresting her then tryna find something on her then punishing her urself instead of booking her in

EME_Bounce · 05-10-2021, 01:05 PM

Confession: I was once pulled over doing "wheelies for Jesus" on Easter by a police officer named Jesus.

He asked me what I was doing. I said "wheelies for Jesus".

I think he was both amused by that and in awe that a R1200GS could hold a wheelie at under 20 MPH.

He told me Jesus said not to do that anymore and let me go.

King Rudi · 05-10-2021, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 2one3E90

Like no gender babies?

No. Like 83 different genders for adults.

Sedan_Clan · 05-10-2021, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 2one3E90

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I saw a hot meth-head. True story! She had a killer derrière!!!! I know, I know. She was a unicorn among meth-heads. #wouldyoudoitthough?!?

If your a cop wouldnt you have a like dirty thoughts like arresting her then tryna find something on her then punishing her urself instead of booking her in

She kinda hit on me the other night when my partner and I responded to her residence. I had contacted her prior, but I didn't recognize her as easily with her hair shorter. She recognized me though, and then it all came back. She answered the door is this nightgown that barely covered her buns, and she clearly had nothing on under it. Yeah.....hard to stay focused with a body like she has; nice face too.

Darth One · 05-10-2021, 01:52 PM

I can't sit down and pee because of tip dipping issues

King Rudi · 05-10-2021, 01:55 PM

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I can't sit down and pee because of tip dipping issues

Depends on the toilet, but same. The ADA compliant toilets are ok. Everything else, I go at with a lean like I'm Curtis Mayfield with a diamond in the back.

King Rudi · 05-10-2021, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

She answered the door is this nightgown that barely covered her buns, and she clearly had nothing on under it. Yeah.....hard to stay focused with a body like she has; nice face too.

Does she have stretch marks on her penis too?

Joekerr · 05-10-2021, 01:58 PM

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I can't sit down and pee because of tip dipping issues

Dude, if the water level is regularly sitting within an inch of the seat, you really need to repair your toilet - standing isn't the fix here.

Alfisti · 05-10-2021, 02:00 PM

We have 2 boys and so does my sister in law. They teach theirs to pee standing up and I am hardcore against it. Men are being emasculated enough as is, they are born to stand peeing, don't make them beta males.

King Rudi · 05-10-2021, 02:04 PM

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Dude, if the water level is regularly sitting within an inch of the seat, you really need to repair your toilet - standing isn't the fix here.

What if I....er, HE stands on the seat of said toilet?

TiMSport · 05-10-2021, 02:04 PM

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I can't sit down and pee because of tip dipping issues

Kinda like pissing at a urinal with no hands?

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