[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Verbiage - True story....

I lived in a RURAL and economically depressed area of Eastern NC for a little while when i was about 7 years old. When I say RURAL....I mean Egypt adjacent!!

Our neighbors (A large family of black tobacco farmers) lived in the house down the road from us. We had a couple of large dogs (100 lb Black Lab and 120 lb Doberman) who would wander the woods and often fight with each other. As with most folks of color (a rumor mind you) - the neighbors were ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of the dogs, especially when they'd see the dogs fight each other. This was typically over scraps they threw out.

The neighbors house was also on the way to/from work. One day - I was coming home from school and the dogs were fighting in their yard. My mother - all 100 lbs of her - jumped out of the car and grabbed these dogs, yanked them apart, and started beating the snot out of them. All the while the neighbors were on top of their cars and had run into the house.

About a week later - one of the older neighbor kids was talking to me and said, your mama is a bad ass white woman

Ha! I played that in my head like it was film, LOL! What an awesome story.


Not gonna lie, I read the last line first because of my TL;DR brain, and I assumed it was because they found her attractive.


Although, that may also have been the case, but dey wuz scurr'd ta say. Mmmmhmm.

[Mike.]

Does kanye get a pass for wearing that outfit last night???

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Does kanye get a pass for wearing that outfit last night???

Banned for commenting on fashion faux pas.

[Torgus]

why do I see so often black guys with women who have HUGE asses. Both white and black. This has probably already been asked...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Torgus

why do I see so often black guys with women who have HUGE asses. Both white and black. This has probably already been asked...

Science has shown that men of color (such as 1MOREMOD) have historically gravitated toward females with larger gluteus maximus, with the emphasis on the maximus.

It dates back to the times of cock riding during slavery, where a rear end with more presence provided more comfort during intercourse in the cold, isolated quarters reserved for the slaves. White men have taken note of this, as well, hence the origination of mixed, "yella" and "red" boned, and "light skinnededed" women, also known during such times as "mulatto".

The latter is the most desirable of the African American female species, but it comes at a price: light skin, a beautiful bodily distribution, and a large gluteus maximus have not only led to larger asses, but larger egos and self-centeredness (see a few posts above as to my comment regarding not gravitating toward black girls).

I hope this answers your question.


Regards,
Verbooney

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Science has shown that men of color (such as 1MOREMOD) have historically gravitated toward females with larger gluteus maximus, with the emphasis on the maximus.

It dates back to the times of cock riding during slavery, where a rear end with more presence provided more comfort during intercourse in the cold, isolated quarters reserved for the slaves. White men have taken note of this, as well, hence the origination of mixed, "yella" and "red" boned, and "light skinnededed" women, also known during such times as "mulatto".

The latter is the most desirable of the African American female species, but it comes at a price: light skin, a beautiful bodily distribution, and a large gluteus maximus have not only led to larger asses, but larger egos and self-centeredness (see a few posts above as to my comment regarding not gravitating toward black girls).

I hope this answers your question.


Regards,
Verbooney

Thanks!

[1MOREMOD]

Me a man of color?

[Verbiage]

Yes, you.

[1MOREMOD]

Is white really a color?

[Verbiage]

Of course.



Although, in some pictures you look pink-ish/red.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Of course.



Although, in some pictures you look pink-ish/red.

Salmon skin...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Torgus

why do I see so often black guys with women who have HUGE asses. Both white and black. This has probably already been asked...

What about black guys and fat white chicks? I do see that.

Even in movies - think Rebel Wilson and Anthony Mackie in Pain and Gain. Love that movie.

"You know who invented salad??! Poor people."

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

What about black guys and fat white chicks? I do see that.
"

Cause the guy is getting his rent paid, his laundry done every week, and road head whenever he wants.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Of course.



Although, in some pictures you look pink-ish/red.

That's the booze, keeps me going.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

Cause the guy is getting his rent paid, his laundry done every week, and road head whenever he wants.

So you're saying it's not a physical attraction but an arbitrage opportunity that other guys haven't capitalized upon.

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

So you're saying it's not a physical attraction but an arbitrage opportunity that other guys haven't capitalized upon.

Exactly.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

Cause the guy is getting his rent paid, his laundry done every week, and road head whenever he wants.

Sounds about right

[Mywifes335]

Ok, would any of you guys bang Rebel Wilson...without the money?

[1MOREMOD]

No she's ugly, gotta pay up.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Ok, would any of you guys bang Rebel Wilson...without the money?

God no.

[kprocivic]

Fuck, im going take the hit, but I think I already did last summer fml.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Science has shown that men of color (such as 1MOREMOD) have historically gravitated toward females with larger gluteus maximus, with the emphasis on the maximus.

It dates back to the times of cock riding during slavery, where a rear end with more presence provided more comfort during intercourse in the cold, isolated quarters reserved for the slaves. White men have taken note of this, as well, hence the origination of mixed, "yella" and "red" boned, and "light skinnededed" women, also known during such times as "mulatto".

The latter is the most desirable of the African American female species, but it comes at a price: light skin, a beautiful bodily distribution, and a large gluteus maximus have not only led to larger asses, but larger egos and self-centeredness (see a few posts above as to my comment regarding not gravitating toward black girls).

I hope this answers your question.


Regards,
Verbooney

Can/does a black albino still qualify as black?!?!