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      06-11-2024, 11:37 AM   #5831
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      06-11-2024, 04:11 PM   #5834
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      06-11-2024, 04:13 PM   #5835
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I suppose I could. But I prefer the personal touch i.e. Insert rock where the sun don't shine w/o the benefit of lubricant then kick it until the tonsils ring. But that just me.
What's the safe word?
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      06-11-2024, 05:02 PM   #5837
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What's the safe word?
Oklahoma.
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I can't read Russian. Is this a good vodka?


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      06-11-2024, 06:46 PM   #5841
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Oklahoma.
Fine state and very funny response.

Butt, time may be of the essence. A one-syllable word might be better.
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I can't read Russian. Is this a good vodka?


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      06-11-2024, 08:09 PM   #5844
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      06-12-2024, 05:07 AM   #5845
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From the anal () of medicine:

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I can't read Russian. Is this a good vodka?


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Not Russian, Bulgarian. "Preserves memories"
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Not Russian, Bulgarian. "Preserves memories"
I can't read Bulgarian either. Thanks for the translation.
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I wonder if my health insurance would cover this? Nothing else seems to work for my chronic constipation.....
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