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      03-29-2011, 03:36 PM   #573
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I think me being an asshole has netted more possibilities than feeding into the girl talk BS. Depending on the girl, of course.
women love the asshole approach. i just started telling them 'don't expect a phone call or anything after this' and it's worked like a charm. i keep them in the pocket and they aren't expecting dinner and shit.
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      03-29-2011, 03:37 PM   #574
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do not want that girl


i would not say no to a blowjob. This is a picture my friend took i just thought it was funny he let some bish on the tables while he was playing.
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Walking in and acting like I own it has definitely netted me more than playing the nice guy. But if you know the girl first, acting like a nice guy usually beats acting like a dick.
god damn your avatars are really buggin me out lately
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      03-29-2011, 03:40 PM   #576
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god damn your avatars are really buggin me out lately


I picked up a nice girl recently. Actually out a bunch with her over a few weeks. She didn't expect me to pay for anything and it was pretty sweet. It was nice but I just wasn't feeling it.

At the end of the day, I rather meet one girl that I'm actually into and want and may give a shit about over 10 girls that I could care less about. I cant remember the last girl I've met that I've wanted anything more from than just to smash.
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      03-29-2011, 03:42 PM   #577
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I picked up a nice girl recently. Actually out a bunch with her over a few weeks. She didn't expect me to pay for anything and it was pretty sweet. It was nice but I just wasn't feeling it.

At the end of the day, I rather meet one girl that I'm actually into and want and may give a shit about over 10 girls that I could care less about. I cant remember the last girl I've met that I've wanted anything more from than just to smash.
check your dongle... its probably not working correctly anymore.

EDIT: I totally thought i just responded to bav... fuuu
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Walking in and acting like I own it has definitely netted me more than playing the nice guy. But if you know the girl first, acting like a nice guy usually beats acting like a dick.
Yup, totally true.

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women love the asshole approach. i just started telling them 'don't expect a phone call or anything after this' and it's worked like a charm. i keep them in the pocket and they aren't expecting dinner and shit.
Yeah. They aren't used to that shit. Not every good looking man is going to drown himself in your oxygen. Get that shit outta here.

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check your dongle... its probably not working correctly anymore.

EDIT: I totally thought i just responded to bav... fuuu
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      03-29-2011, 03:47 PM   #579
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Yeah, after dinner or while out and about. Asking someone out to get ice cream is different.
True true.
I've never gone out just for ice cream...

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pretty sure its #1 I know she likes me she has said it plenty of times. Im pretty sure i can bang her if i go chill with her this weekend. she also invited me to her party in a couple weeks. So i might just lay low with her tilll her party then smash there.

Also manhattan really isnt that far from me, just under an hour.

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abort. abort. dont bang if she got dem feelings. Going to cling like a used condom on a leather car seat that you managed to not clean up the night before thats not plastered on, on a hot summer day.

ABORTTTTTTT
Who cares if a girl gets clingy? if she's not too close by (an hour away is FAR by my standards... i dont like driving 30 minutes to see my girl... let alone a damn hour, screw that) she will probably not randomly visit you... unless she's crazy...

crazy is a good reason to abort; clingy isnt
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True true.
I've never gone out just for ice cream...






Who cares if a girl gets clingy? if she's not too close by (an hour away is FAR by my standards... i dont like driving 30 minutes to see my girl... let alone a damn hour, screw that) she will probably not randomly visit you... unless she's crazy...

crazy is a good reason to abort; clingy isnt
Clingy does your laundry and cleans your place. Crazy does it with her own blood.
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      03-29-2011, 04:03 PM   #581
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      03-29-2011, 04:05 PM   #582
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Clingy does your laundry and cleans your place. Crazy does it with her own blood.
No truer statement has ever been said. You've never dated my ex-fiancé, have you? Haha she's exactly how you describe crazy
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No truer statement has ever been said. You've never dated my ex-fiancé, have you? Haha she's exactly how you describe crazy
God, I hope you don't mean literally. That would scare the fuck outta anybody.
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      03-29-2011, 04:11 PM   #584
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god damn your avatars are really buggin me out lately
I like mine better. More high tech.
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I like mine better. More high tech.
Hahahahahaaahaahahaahaa.
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      03-29-2011, 05:00 PM   #586
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I just saved you 2 hours of driving Wakka, unless you are willing to put the work in she wants you to.
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      03-29-2011, 05:16 PM   #587
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I just saved you 2 hours of driving Wakka, unless you are willing to put the work in she wants you to.
Im confident her opinion of that would change as the alcohol gets in her, however i cant thnk of a great response to give her.
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Im confident her opinion of that would change as the alcohol gets in her, however i cant thnk of a great response to give her.
Don't gamble on that, when girls drink they act more drunk than they are. Tell her you will just go to their party instead.
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ugh this kinda does sound like a hassle. Theres def an easier girl for me to find at the moment.
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      03-29-2011, 08:16 PM   #591
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      03-29-2011, 08:17 PM   #592
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^ bestest spinoff avatar EVAR.


I figured it was either going to be lots of lol or the banhammer
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      03-29-2011, 09:05 PM   #593
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I figured it was either going to be lots of lol or the banhammer
lots of lol prevailed!
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The sad part is I have no clue how to edit photos in photoshop. I just know how to manipulate them. I cant make them pretty.
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