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      07-13-2021, 04:10 PM   #5985
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None of you know what I know and I know you know that.
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The rest of us don't know nothing?
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      07-13-2021, 04:30 PM   #5988
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      07-13-2021, 06:34 PM   #5989
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      07-13-2021, 07:11 PM   #5990
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Who the f said we need pants?
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Absolutely no one!
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      07-13-2021, 08:57 PM   #5992
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He might need the pants for reasons other than wearing them. Like, his weed might be in the pocket
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Who the f said we need pants?
Absolutely no one!
Please, don't get him involved
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He might need the pants for reasons other than wearing them. Like, his weed might be in the pocket
He says he doesn't do weed, he does meth
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Reminds me of this song I used to listen to repeatedly many years ago.... lol



From the album "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water"
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Or coke
I hear cocaine on the chocolate starfish is all the rave.

Do you sniff it or lick it?
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Or coke
I hear cocaine on the chocolate starfish is all the rave.

Do you sniff it or lick it?
Maybe a little of both. Wait! Are we talking about the cocaine or the chocolate starfish?!?!
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Or coke
I hear cocaine on the chocolate starfish is all the rave.

Do you sniff it or lick it?
Maybe a little of both. Wait! Are we talking about the cocaine or the chocolate starfish?!?!
I don't know. It's uncharted territory.
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Or coke
I hear cocaine on the chocolate starfish is all the rave.

Do you sniff it or lick it?
Maybe a little of both. Wait! Are we talking about the cocaine or the chocolate starfish?!?!
I don't know. It's uncharted territory.
Sniffing and licking the latter is territory charted long ago.
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      07-13-2021, 11:51 PM   #6002
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Sniffing and licking the latter is territory charted long ago.
G'dam, not in my territory. Lol.
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Sniffing and licking the latter is territory charted long ago.
G'dam, not in my territory. Lol.
Whole new meaning to brown nose.
You gain a whole new level of respect for a woman with a clean ass……..literally. I have been amazed by a few women in my time who were just cleannnnnn as a whistle. One even used a cleansing apparatus to really get in there good. Damn! She was A LOT of fun.

edit: I think she left her apparatus at my place. I may post a pic.
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You gain a whole new level of respect for a woman with a clean ass……..literally. I have been amazed by a few women in my time who were just cleannnnnn as a whistle. One even used a cleansing apparatus to really get in there good. Damn! She was A LOT of fun.

edit: I think she left her apparatus at my place. I may post a pic.
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My confession: i am definitely curious about what this apparatus looks like
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