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^This. CT beat me to it. Unless you just want to get some, I wouldn't do it.
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I swear woman sense when you're getting action. Single: can't even get a girl to look your direction. Relationship: Can't keep them away. |
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I posted a joke ad on Craigslist about adopting pup or a kitten was fine, but I was going to step up and adopt an exotic dancer in these tough times. I think the joke was posted here in the LOL picture thread. What amazed me with that is that 90% of the responses were from guys asking for pictures or stats or asking if I had found a daddy yet - can you morons even READ? The wording was clear that I'm a dude looking to adopt a dancer, but so many men just see what they want to see and hit reply. Be interested to see how many women see what they're looking for in a profile full of cars and luxury. |
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04-28-2020, 10:27 AM | #5990 | |
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Not sure if this is what you're after, but I've only gotten laid once via tinder and this is with over 100 matches in the past year. My buddy on the other hand is well over 10 and not sure on number of matches. I know one thing, he swipes right on anyone with a pulse and still manages to match with quality chicks. With the gold super likes, and unlimited swipes they put your profile out there / cycle you around significantly more. Maybe I'm just ugly though. |
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04-28-2020, 10:42 AM | #5991 | |
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How's your in person game looking? I'd also argue Tinder has the drawback of, women on their phones. |
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Right after the divorce of the first wife, I had women straight up ask for it. I had several make comments basically wanting to know what all the fuss was about. Several waitresses who would watch me bring different ladies in their establishment, week in - week out. Eventually they would flirt and want to know. Who was I to deny them??? |
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04-28-2020, 12:09 PM | #5993 |
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Turkish Pickle what happened to your post count and rep points???
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04-28-2020, 12:13 PM | #5994 |
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04-28-2020, 12:13 PM | #5995 | |
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I have had to pull my wife out of a couple of places because of that.
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04-28-2020, 12:18 PM | #5996 | |
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Mind you being in a frat helps and I wish I was kidding, but woman will continue to be shallow, especially at the college level. Why do you think I joined? |
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04-28-2020, 12:21 PM | #5997 | |
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I probably sounded like some neckbeard incel lol but my point still stands. Especially irl 9/10 times you talking to that cute girl is gonna be the most interesting highlight of her day and you'll stand out more than your "competition" This however is prime time to delete tinder and re-open a new account with a fresh percentage, some dope pics and a nice bio. Especially if you're tall you'll have a great chance of working on your text game. Just no quarantine openers, those are played out |
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I was wondering about that as well. Hope everything is okay!
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04-28-2020, 12:27 PM | #6000 |
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Surely you have more than 187 posts. I'm sure you have more than 200 in this thread alone.
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Ahhh, I think OT doesn't count for the posts in the profile. Many other forums do that as well - I don't really have a "popular" BMW, and the car is about 6000 miles away so I'm mostly on OT than being a contributing member of the BP society
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That makes sense. Also explains my extremely low post count to rep ratio.
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Also, I think I'm done with tinder to be honest, it's just too much effort for limited results. I'm not chatting up a 2's for a month to maybe get laid after the first date, plus I don't even know where the hell we'd go right now? And I'm not very keen on the idea of inviting randoms over to my apartment either, maybe I'll just do no-fap until things get better. There will be an endless amount once bars open though, be prepared. |
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I actually did message him a few weeks ago because I was wondering the same. He is doing ok, he just hasn't been on the forums as much and is taking some time for himself. COVID-19 got everyone stressed tf out man.
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Can't say I really feel bad for you.
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