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Plus the market for horny, boring and simpy "men" is huge. You can pay females to play video games with you. Their discord is a simp show, me and my friends occasionally go in there to mess with these basement dwellers its hilarious I got banned from it though for saying I'd buy feet pics. Before anyone goes off, no I don't like feet, and I'm not gonna pay for women/pics/etc when it's 2020 and I have a 100mbps line. I said that and 3-4 chicks PM'd me asking how much I'd pay. Quote:
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Theres only to choices, both of which can be attained if your mature in the game of women and relationships. Many men who chase can be a sexmen but because they are always greedy for a women they will never be a lovemen. When your just a sexmen u are figuring things out and enjoying ur lust but depending on the situation some women just want a lovemen than a sexmen
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Well boys (and girls) the night was a success!
Per usual, I did my best to make my intentions clear from the very beginning. Not ever looking to mislead or hurt anyone. So, here is my contribution to this thread, hot off the press. Even with stay at home orders I think we managed to have a pretty good time. I ended up doing the cookout idea I had mentioned previously and decided to invite my neighbors (another couple) to eat with us. This was sort of a last-minute decision, but I’m glad I did it. They live right next door to me; I call them my “wing couple.” If you don’t already have one of these, I highly encourage you do everything in your power to find one. They are a godsend for singles and really help lighten the mood on first dates. I’ve known both since high school and they “get me.” Very cool couple and are actually a little closer to her age. Anyway, back to the story... I did all the cooking, meanwhile I let her chit chat with the couple to break the ice a bit. They are super friendly and outgoing, so wasn’t worried about making her feel forced to meet new people (being an introvert, I loathe this). I also knew from lab that she wasn’t very shy, so I thought she wouldn’t mind. They hit it off and proceed to make fun of my cooking techniques (I take grilling very seriously and even have a custom apron) my friends find this hilarious. We all eat my incredible steak and shrimp, talk about life, have a few beers etc... We eventually break off from the couple and go for a walk around the lake. We did about 10 laps and just talked nonstop - we really don’t have much in common other than education, but I was telling her about medical school and how passionate I am about the field and my plans for the future. She seemed to really appreciate this and could relate. We approach my building and I offer to give her a tour of my apartment. As we enter my bedroom, I couldn’t help but think “you need to make a move here” but she’s too mature for this and most likely not like the typical 21 year old I’m used to dealing with, so I keep my cool and make her comfortable. We end up bullshitting on my bean bag chairs for a bit. I open a bottle of red wine which leads into some light cuddling and we end up picking out some horrible action movie on Netflix called Extraction. I couldn’t even finish it, so mid-movie, I bring up the idea of going down to the community hot-tub (I already know it’s closed because of COVID-19 but she doesn’t know this). I convince her to live a little and jump the fence. I really didn’t have a backup plan at this point LOL (it was either go back to my place and find another movie or she was probably going to leave). We hop the fence and continue drinking in the tub (in our underwear) for like an hour and then worked our way into the pool. We alternated from the cold pool to the hot-tub like a dozen times until we finally start making out in hot-tub. She starts getting handsy in the tub and I try to get her to dry off and head back up, but she isn’t having it. She insists on more wine and hot-tub time. Mind you, it’s 2 A.M at this point, so I attempt to make a deal. I tell her if she jumps in the pool naked and does a lap, I will get us another bottle of wine. She takes the deal and proceeds with her promise. It was a good deal on my end I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination, but let’s just say my lab grade better be an A. |
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You sir, are the first winner of the day, well done.
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I won't lie...I have often thought off what would have happened if it were around and I had thrown up some pics as I was in pretty good shape back then.
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05-04-2020, 07:32 AM | #6059 | |
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Glad it worked out. Also, I told you she remembered you; she swiped right because she was curious and hoped you would too. Again, congrats and well done. Age does not equate enlightenment. I knew this was coming. I started laughing as soon as I saw his comment about it. Especially considering the movie has it's own thread on here. |
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I don't know, maybe I'll give it another shot and watch it alone (wasn't exactly focused the entire time). I should also mention, I'm usually not a big action movie guy unless intertwined with sci-fi, so that probably influenced my thoughts a bit, but nonetheless, I kept an open mind going in and still wasn't impressed. I’ll have to check out the thread on it and see what’s being said, but I’m not going to crash it with some critical review. Quote:
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I picked Atomic Blonde when going to the movies with my then-gf. Apparently no one goes to the movies in the afternoon in summer.
Which was sad because I spent all that money and ultimately didn't end up watching the movie. I really wanted to see that movie |
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Man, I do miss the cinema days though low key. I had my first kiss during a movie called The roommate. Feel free to do the math on that LMAO. I vividly remember having my arm fall asleep from refusing to remove it from behind my date's head for the entire movie. My thought process was if I move it I might never get it back there again and there goes my chances at a kiss. I actually had to fake going to the bathroom it got so bad. I did some stretches and came back, but my arm was somehow in pain for like a week after this, shit was brutal. In retrospect, I think this was because we were so short and the seats were too high which resulted in an awkward arm position. All I know is I got the kiss - Good times |
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anytime i put on "Nymphomaniac" from Lars von Trier on a date, i get laid for "free" less than in 20-25mins.. try it yourself.. 100% accuracy.. full version is 5.5 hrs btw..
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My god dude, I don't think I could bring that movie up on a first date with a straight face. Looks pretty good, maybe I'll archive it and save it for family movie night.
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I was just thinking far back into my mid-teen years, I was 14 and she 13, we were riding side by side into a carousel, the special clue at this was, that sometimes in between the ride a flexible roof unfolds above all riders and this was the preferred ride of all teenagers which want to kiss more or less secretly. Considering that this was our imagination of kinda romantic...where the hell are we landed meanwhile?
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