[M_Six]

I went to the post office yesterday. Small town, rural post office. Two employees working the counter. Some woman there with (I swear to God) 130 small packages she was sending out as wedding invitations. Each one had to be weighed and labeled using the idiotic postal service system, which takes no less than 10 clicks and a zip code entry for each package. She'd been there for some time before I got there and was nowhere near done when I left 20 minutes later after I stood in line waiting to pick up a package. My total time with the PO folks = 2 minutes.

[E82.Love]

I hate the sound of metal touching each other. Especially like a knife and fork.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by M_Six

My doctor pulls that shit. Won't renew a prescription if I haven't been to see him in 6 months, then when I show up he asks why I'm there.

Time to find a new physician. I can't tolerate that crap. Great physicians are dime a dozen.
No offense to Physicians or even researcher w/ MDPhD at big pharma r&d, but I think of you guys as par to hair stylists.

[Billup]

Sitting at the DMV....

[bimmette]

Had to send an important email. Got an automatic reply that that person is on vacation and to email the back-up person. Re-sent email to second person, and also got an automatic reply that that person is on vacation too. Great back-up plan guys. Thanks. Grrrrr

[M_Six]

Hahaha, my kind of company. Take off on vacation and hand your work to someone else who's on vacation.

[finaloption]

and to piggyback on that one..

people who don't know how to correctly use BCC or CC

the next time i get one of those emails where people put everyone they know in the To: field, i'm going to sell the email list

[MYovichZ4]

Originally Posted by finaloption

and to piggyback on that one..

people who don't know how to correctly use BCC or CC

the next time i get one of those emails where people put everyone they know in the To: field, i'm going to sell the email list

Ever notice how the user that doesn't know how to use BCC or CC usually has an AOL or Hotmail email address? At least in my observations.

[Billup]

I put everyone in the TO list, because I know it annoys a certain group of people.



Maybe they do it to you on purpose as well.

[2011CrazE89]

I’m in accounting. I don’t need to be copied on 11 emails about the spill on the second floor between HR and maintenance. Clean the shit up and leave me out of it.

[finaloption]

people with unprofessional signatures really riles me up too..

sorry hun, i'm not going to take you seriously if you have Hello Kitty and rainbows in your signature
oh and the person who puts Bible verses in their sig.. great.. you love Jesus.. you don't need to tell me

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I’m in accounting. I don’t need to be copied on 11 emails about the spill on the second floor between HR and maintenance. Clean the shit up and leave me out of it.

I bring my own lunch. Every day.
Everyone knows that.......
...so why do I get the menu?
Deleted.

[954Stealth]

How about when you have to poop and all the stalls are taken so you go down the hall and those stalls are all take so then you go upstairs and find a stall but someone sprayed pee all over the seat as if they can't aim and have no control and lived in a cave where they never had to clean up after themselves.

Then captain crappy comes in and gets in the stall next to you and drops an a-bomb or mustard gas or some other kind of crap that stinks. But then something like this happens:

and to make it worse, it's raining outside. I have 3 umbrellas but they're all in the car. I'd rather be trapped on a mountain

[Billup]

I try my best to NOT shit at work. I try to get it out of my system at promptly 5:30am every morning before I leave.

The minions here in the plant are...., gross. I don't trust these stalls. Plus..., they always get blown the fuck out. I hate going in there to just take a piss.

For God's sake, there are signs above the urinals that say "DO NOT PLACE TOILET PAPER OR PAPER TOWEL IN THE URINALS".

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that I'm not supposed to wipe my pussy at the urinal.

[2011CrazE89]

Walked into the urinal and the guy next to me had his pants down to his ankles. Last time I did that I was 5

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Walked into the urinal and the guy next to me had his pants down to his ankles. Last time I did that I was 5

I'd have been gone immediately. Mostly so I could laugh in peace.

[Kwando]

Just got sod in at the house. Neighbour to the left and I agreed to alternate watering the front yard we share as it's pretty narrow. Neighbour to the right keeps to himself and never really talk to him. Being the good neighbour that I am I'll water the side I share with him as well. I go outside and see him water his front lawn. His sprinkler is strategically placed so he waters his own side only. Half of the sprinkler spray is all over his driveway. He rather throw away the water he's paying for rather than water my side of the lawn.

[M_Six]

Think that's a First World Problem.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Time to find a new physician. I can't tolerate that crap. Great physicians are dime a dozen.
No offense to Physicians or even researcher w/ MDPhD at big pharma r&d, but I think of you guys as par to hair stylists.

lmao interesting comparison

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Walked into the urinal and the guy next to me had his pants down to his ankles. Last time I did that I was 5

That's a big urinal if you can walk in to it

[MilehighM3]

TP under, not over

Cops who turn on their lights to blow through a red light, then turn them off and pull into IHOP for breakfast! They get called in every time when I see it happen.

[2011CrazE89]

Turning the radio on and listening to the same song I just heard two minutes ago on another station. Flip stations. Same song.