[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Yeah, one of them only. I was thinking lambo, actually, but I'll take your word.

I did it through this thing called Xtreme Xperience. Paid $700 after tax for three laps each in the 488 and Huracan, and a "lead car drive along" in a chevy SS to learn the track. Also had the video/photo package that gave me videos of my laps and those printed photos. definitely suggest it if there's one near you!!!

That bio is a bit dickish, yes - plus racing teams don't really have cheerleaders

That's awesome man! I'll have to check it out and see what's close to me.

My thinking behind which picture to use - remember, you're selling you to women. Most know little to nothing about cars. The 488 pic has the Ferrari logo in it, easily recognized. Less than 5% will even recognize the Lambo.

Not so much directed at you Pickle, but general knowledge:

From what I hear from ladies who are on Tinder. (or any other dating app for that matter.) Make damn sure you have a shirt on in your profile pic. If you have your shirt off, make damn sure you look like a greek god; and even then you're still going to get labeled as a douche. (you'll still get laid, but the only women interested in keeping you around will be women who haven't learned that these guys aren't for serious relationships. I'm not saying muscled up dudes are capable of being in relationships, just not the ones on Tinder.)

Also make damn sure you aren't holding a dead animal. You hunt? Great! Unless you're trying to catch a date with another dude, leave the hunting pictures out. Remember, you're trying to attract women, not other dudes to hunt with. Wanna watch a woman run from you as quickly as possible? Kill something in front of her and watch her reaction. Unless you expect to find a girl that hunts and refuse to date a woman that doesn't, hunting and/or fishing pictures should be a no.

Politics has no place in a dating app.....unless you're trying to get in a SJW. If that's the case, good luck and enjoy your new life as simp, onlyfans type lifestyle.

Religion, this is a tough one! I want to say leave religion out, but there are some ladies that will only date within their religion. If you happen to be of the same faith, great! If not, move along. Don't try to fake it. Find a profile with no religious content. Side note: The god-fearing christian girls put out on the first date. Has always been my experience anyway. No matter how hot they are, NEVER give them the "A Game" sex or you'll end up with an attached female or stalker.

At the same time, I don't know how much of my advice I would take. I did tell you to go hang with 213 while you're in SoCal, but a mutual friend of ours reminded me that he does like pickles.

[Turkish Pickle]

Jesus hahahaha yes I know not to have a shirtless pic (then again, I'm not looking for "love" on tinder), politics/religion etc stay off the table for a while.

Also, who tf posts a pic with a dead animal? One of my cooler pics has a flame thrower that has been affectionally labeled as a "coochie destroyer" by a match...

Ferrari might be a better bet that's true, but I feel like the Lambo has a more distinct shape though

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Jesus hahahaha yes I know not to have a shirtless pic (then again, I'm not looking for "love" on tinder), politics/religion etc stay off the table for a while.

Also, who tf posts a pic with a dead animal? One of my cooler pics has a flame thrower that has been affectionally labeled as a "coochie destroyer" by a match...

Ferrari might be a better bet that's true, but I feel like the Lambo has a more distinct shape though

Dude, I live in TN. It's standard issue here. At birth, everyone is given a 12 gauge shotgun and a fishing pole as soon as they cut your umbilical cord. Followed by a rebel flag diaper and a "Mom" tattoo on your bicep. Any woman that I've ever talked to to about dating apps, all say the same thing. "WTF is the deal with the pics of fat, hairy, guys with their shirts off holding dead animals?" Guys here are much like dogs and cats in the sense that they think if they kill something, they immediately need to show you or bring it to your front porch so you can tell them how proud you are of them.

Just looked at the pics again, you're right, go with the Lambo.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Yeah, one of them only. I was thinking lambo, actually, but I'll take your word.

I did it through this thing called Xtreme Xperience. Paid $700 after tax for three laps each in the 488 and Huracan, and a "lead car drive along" in a chevy SS to learn the track. Also had the video/photo package that gave me videos of my laps and those printed photos. definitely suggest it if there's one near you!!!

That bio is a bit dickish, yes - plus racing teams don't really have cheerleaders

I did one of those a few years ago. I got to drive two different Ferraris; a California and a 458 I think. The moron doing the video shot me instead of the laps. I wish I had the drive along to learn the track though.

[CTinline-six]

If they aren't your cars, I wouldn't post pics of them on a dating profile, just my opinion. When you show up in a Camry, even the non-golddigger chicks will be turned off.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Jealous! Turkish Pickle gets an open invite to party with this animal! Pickle, blow off the girl, spend as much time with this gent as possible and report back.

careful, he has a german shepard who was just neutered

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

If they aren't your cars, I wouldn't post pics of them on a dating profile, just my opinion. When you show up in a Camry, even the non-golddigger chicks will be turned off.

Valid point. I could see how that would be perceived as "trying too hard" maybe.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Valid point. I could see how that would be perceived as "trying too hard" maybe.

It's funny because one of my female friends shows me all the wacky stuff from her side of Tinder. Lots of dudes posting pics of themselves leaning on Porsches, boats, planes, etc, that clearly aren't owned by them and it's definitely viewed as trying too hard and coming off as fake.

[BimmerDimmer6]

It's better than posting pic with egg plant stuffed in your jeans and showing up with a shrimp dick.

(Posting for a friend)

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

careful, he has a german shepard who was just neutered

And he thinks pickles are a gourmet meal.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

And he thinks pickles are a gourmet meal.

That's Mr. Gourmet Meal for you, madam.
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Also update on my LA situation: I told her if she booked a cool car on Turo with a stick I'd teach her and would go 50/50 on it. She found a Z4M coupe but earlier today said they have a 2 day minimum so instead of $350 for a Z4M, she's taking me parasailing. Also said she doesn't want to split it with me after I'm spending so much to fly out etc.

This is going too good

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

That's Mr. Gourmet Meal for you, madam.
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Also update on my LA situation: I told her if she booked a cool car on Turo with a stick I'd teach her and would go 50/50 on it. She found a Z4M coupe but earlier today said they have a 2 day minimum so instead of $350 for a Z4M, she's taking me parasailing. Also said she doesn't want to split it with me after I'm spending so much to fly out etc.

This is going too good

refresh my memory, you've met this girl in person?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

refresh my memory, you've met this girl in person?

Long story short, yes kinda - I do see where you're going with this but if shit hits the fan I'll be okay I think. Got an airbnb and rented a car, worst comes to worst I'll just go drive up and down the canyons and catch up with some old friends in the area

[AreWeThereYet?]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Long story short, yes kinda - I do see where you're going with this but if shit hits the fan I'll be okay I think. Got an airbnb and rented a car, worst comes to worst I'll just go drive up and down the canyons and catch up with some old friends in the area

Great Gameplan B though I really hope it works out with the date and parasailing!!!

Enjoy yourself and be safe!!!

[BimmerDimmer6]

Bring your rape whistle and pepper spray if you go see 213. Getting a slightly rapey vibe from his posts imo

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

And he thinks pickles are a gourmet meal.

This hit me all kinds of wrong. I vomitted in my mouth a little at the mental imagery.

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

That's Mr. Gourmet Meal for you, madam.
_______
Also update on my LA situation: I told her if she booked a cool car on Turo with a stick I'd teach her and would go 50/50 on it. She found a Z4M coupe but earlier today said they have a 2 day minimum so instead of $350 for a Z4M, she's taking me parasailing. Also said she doesn't want to split it with me after I'm spending so much to fly out etc.

This is going too good

That's freaking awesome man! Stoked for you!

Originally Posted by BimmerDimmer6

Bring your rape whistle and pepper spray if you go see 213. Getting a slightly rapey vibe from his posts imo

I imagine that he has already thought of this. I'm referring to 213 not Pickle.

I'm sure, if not already owned, a tazer and zip-ties are close at hand. Just kidding 213.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

This hit me all kinds of wrong. I vomitted in my mouth a little at the mental imagery.

.

You know what I meant though, right? 213's pictures from the what's for dinner thread.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

You know what I meant though, right? 213's pictures from the what's for dinner thread.

I know exactly what you mean but this mind of mine......I should probably see my therapist.

(For those playing along at home and that have read the entire thread - I should probably find a new therapist too )

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

If they aren't your cars, I wouldn't post pics of them on a dating profile, just my opinion. When you show up in a Camry, even the non-golddigger chicks will be turned off.

some chicks just want a dude with a car usually. I heard efteroh said that. I dunno if i ever dated a girl that cared what car u drove. some are even down to meet up with uber or the train but i think just having a ride matters because some guys dont have cars.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

some chicks just want a dude with a car usually. I heard efteroh said that. I dunno if i ever dated a girl that cared what car u drove. some are even down to meet up with uber or the train but i think just having a ride matters because some guys dont have cars.

you must get all the ladies

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

you must get all the ladies

in my opinion i feel that the men market are saturated with to much cool dudes that drive with the hand on the top of the steering wheel and try to be cool with a nice car. You have to think in a girls perspective like they wouldnt want that yunno and if they did they aint finna worth your time. I think if you have a chill car and dont focus on the aspect of grabbing her attention with a nice car its good. I think when u date a girl just call her baby nice and slow often . Also touch her waist and bite the ear softly when u guys joke around or something. Cooking some pork belly or roast duck over rice is way more effective then a rarri or a murci. And if she dont wanna see you then who gives a fck because shell remember your that dude that made some food for her and called her baby alot. She will remember that when shes in a rad car with a spikey hair dude with true religion jeans talking loud and fast and trying to show off his ride!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

in my opinion i feel that the men market are saturated with to much cool dudes that drive with the hand on the top of the steering wheel and try to be cool with a nice car. You have to think in a girls perspective like they wouldnt want that yunno and if they did they aint finna worth your time. I think if you have a chill car and dont focus on the aspect of grabbing her attention with a nice car its good. I think when u date a girl just call her baby nice and slow often . Also touch her waist and bite the ear softly when u guys joke around or something. Cooking some pork belly or roast duck over rice is way more effective then a rarri or a murci. And if she dont wanna see you then who gives a fck because shell remember your that dude that made some food for her and called her baby alot. She will remember that when shes in a rad car with a spikey hair dude with true religion jeans talking loud and fast and trying to show off his ride!

Time to shave my head and toss out the True Religion jeans I guess.