Went for a interview for my dream job

SenorFunkyPants · 06-19-2015, 10:56 AM

Boom boom.

ASAP · 06-19-2015, 11:12 AM

Was that couch as comfortable as they say?

grieverr · 06-19-2015, 12:05 PM

Hopefully you guys did not have the tri-tip that day. I hear it's especially heavy when sandwiched.

msjt · 06-19-2015, 12:30 PM

Does this look familiar?

C5driver · 06-19-2015, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by msjt

Does this look familiar?

Kwando · 06-19-2015, 02:21 PM

Glass pun.

SenorFunkyPants · 06-19-2015, 05:36 PM

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop wanking. I asked, "Why?" She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

upstatedoc · 06-21-2015, 10:41 AM

funky pants on a roll

///M Power-Belgium · 06-21-2015, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SenorFunkyPants

I went for a interview for my dream job today...to be a trainee glassblower!
A bit weird I know but its just something I've always wanted to do. Anyway I put on my best suit and turned up at reception in plenty of time. I think I knew it wasn't going to turn out as I hoped when the girl on the reception desk said Mr Glass will see you now.

Ever heard of "Val Saint-Lambert" (Belgium) ?
=> http://www.val-saint-lambert.com/index/html/lang/en

///M Power-Belgium · 06-21-2015, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Your wife doesn't give a shit if it's a fun job- she just wants you out of the house.

Who is the stalker now ?

bimmette · 06-21-2015, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Your wife doesn't give a shit if it's a fun job- she just wants you out of the house.

Who is the stalker now ?

Whaaat? It was a "crap" joke! Actually I think most of these pun jokes would go right over your head because of the language difference.

Nkc · 06-21-2015, 11:59 AM

Wow this just got really creepy. I found a dude rapier than grimmy.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-21-2015, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Wow this just got really creepy. I found a dude rapier than grimmy.

Jesus ! C'mon, Naive minded ? How someone can take this serious ?
Just kidding my friend

Nkc · 06-21-2015, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Jesus ! C'mon, Naive minded ? How someone can take this serious ?
Just kidding my friend

Yes I'm very naive. I don't take you seriously though. I don't think anyone does either. Not kidding my friend.

You make lups look like an English professor.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-21-2015, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Yes I'm very naive. I don't take you seriously though. I don't think anyone does either. Not kidding my friend.

You make lups look like an English professor.

Return to # 58 .

Nkc · 06-21-2015, 01:15 PM

I didn't think it was possible but I believe you single handedly scared Sara away from OT.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-21-2015, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I didn't think it was possible but I believe you single handedly scared Sara away from OT.

Don't think so , because when a girl is making threads with interviews including personal questions etc..means it's a strong girl with a strong character... lots of defense , and actually stands her man .
On a serious note , I'm agreed about our cultural differences ...A joke over here means accusation or a reproach for you...
When things go wrong...

bimmette · 06-21-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I didn't think it was possible but I believe you single handedly scared Sara away from OT.

Don't think so , because when a girl is making threads with interviews including personal questions etc..means it's a strong girl with a strong character... lots of defense , and actually stands her man .
On a serious note , I'm agreed about our cultural differences ...A joke over here means accusation or a reproach for you...
When things go wrong...

I'm Tara. He said Sara. Hahaha

SenorFunkyPants · 06-22-2015, 03:54 AM

So, we were at a party on saturday and I was in the kitchen doing that small talk thing with the hostess and she says "whats your pet hate?" well I said, I'm not really sure but I don't think the dog likes it when someone kicks him in the nuts.

grimlock · 06-22-2015, 06:02 AM

One of my pet likes are licking himself in the balls.

tony20009 · 06-22-2015, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SenorFunkyPants

I went for a interview for my dream job today...to be a trainee glassblower!

A bit weird I know but its just something I've always wanted to do. Anyway I put on my best suit and turned up at reception in plenty of time. I think I knew it wasn't going to turn out as I hoped when the girl on the reception desk said Mr Glass will see you now.

I thought before opening the thread that you might have sought to be a host on Top Gear. LOL Now that I know you don't lust after that role, just please tell me you don't want to be a trainee glass blower for the entirety of your glass blowing career.

All the best.

SenorFunkyPants · 06-22-2015, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by tony20009

I thought before opening the thread that you might have sought to be a host on Top Gear. LOL Now that I know you don't lust after that role, just please tell me you don't want to be a trainee glass blower for the entirety of your glass blowing career.

All the best.

I was really disappointed how that interview turned out...at the very least I hoped that if I didn't get the main blowing job I could have got something part time...like if he was really busy and in a hurry I could have popped in and given him a hand?

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