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      10-20-2016, 10:06 AM   #45
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      10-20-2016, 10:10 AM   #46
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SHE is beautiful

Nice smile

Here's Schumer

Put the donut down amy......

That top girl looks like she got whacked in the face with a frying pan. Sad that skinny = beautiful to most. Not that Schumer is particularly attractive but damn, she's 10-15 lbs overweight, it's not like she's momma June.
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      10-20-2016, 10:41 AM   #47
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That top girl looks like she got whacked in the face with a frying pan. Sad that skinny = beautiful to most. Not that Schumer is particularly attractive but damn, she's 10-15 lbs overweight, it's not like she's momma June.
Our selection has been limited to female comedians. She could easily stand to lose 20 to 30 pounds. Guarantee she's got a load of fat choking her organs.

Skinny doesn't = beautiful. But overweight almost always = unhealthy. More and more research concludes that being obese is a major contributing factor in health problems. Every health problem humans suffer from is amplified by being over weight and in fact, some of them are brought on by being over weight.

I never found fat people to be attractive, but as my knowledge of the negative affects of being over weight grows, i'm far more disgusted by the level of unhealthiness of over weight people than i am of how they look. So when people say she's gross, it's may not be just because she's not skinny. There are plenty of unhealthy skinny people as well, but the signs are different and usually more subtle. Unhealthy = gross.

Unfortunately, THIS VIDEO won't be an eye opener to most overweight people, but it should be. It's NSFW so i just posted a link to it.
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      10-20-2016, 10:52 AM   #48
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The funny comedians are never good looking people.
Then why do people call me funny looking, and not just funny.
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      10-20-2016, 10:55 AM   #49
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Then why do people call me funny looking, and not just funny.
Because you are not amusing?
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Because you are not amusing?
I'm ruthless about humor......I never make fun of Ruth.
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      10-20-2016, 12:52 PM   #51
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I'm ruthless about humor......I never make fun of Ruth.
It was very thoughtful of you to prove my statement correct. Thank you for that.

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I'm ruthless about humor......I never make fun of Ruth.
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It was very thoughtful of you to prove my statement correct. Thank you for that.

I dunno...I mean, that was, like, a Dad joke. Which is right in your wheelhouse.
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Then why do people call me funny looking, and not just funny.
Probably because most of the people you meet are sort of like jtodd_fl - very precise in their words. So they only desire to clearly point out which attribute of yours they find amusing.

Sadly, it is not your humour.
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The funny comedians are never good looking people.
What about Russell Peters? Would he be good looking and funny?
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She's a fuq'n wildebeest.....

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What about Russell Peters? Would he be good looking and funny?
Are you saying that, while his humor is without all Ruths, that yours is full of Peters?
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Are you saying that, while his humor is without all Ruths, that yours is full of Peters?
He likes to make a noise with Peters.
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The funny comedians are never good looking people.
What about Russell Peters? Would he be good looking and funny?
Negative. I love Russell Peters and while I find that a great sense of humour makes a person more attractive, he is not traditionally a good looking person.
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Negative. I love Russell Peters and while I find that a great sense of humour makes a person more attractive, he is not traditionally a good looking person.
You're just biased cuz hes Canadian.
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      10-20-2016, 01:20 PM   #60
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She's a fuq'n wildebeest.....

/thread.
Why do you guys bother with " /thread"?
It never ends.
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She's a fuq'n wildebeest.....

/thread.
Why do you guys bother with " /thread"?
It never ends.
Only because you keep posting!!!

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Skinny girls have bigger vaginas, chubby girls tend to be tight and better in bed.
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Skinny girls have bigger vaginas, chubby girls tend to be tight and better in bed.
Is that a high mileage/low mileage comparison?

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Why do you guys bother with " /thread"?
It never ends.
I'm surprised you know what that is

jk jk

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Every time the guy thinks the thread is over, a woman comes in and starts a new one. . . .
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