[F30lolz]

Less making love and more fucking.

[GOLFFRR]

1. go to church more
2. go out with friends more
3. break 65 for 18 holes

thats what I'm shooting for in 2017

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

that getting laid part is tricky. Set some goals that can be reached.


The bet is a goat? You have some records saved from your glory days? For sure, I'm in the worst shape ever. Three years after injury my ankle works again but those jumps ill never make. Abs, yes, back muscles yes. The pole things yes. But the jumping will basically kill me trying.

But let's make this a bet, shall we?

Losers must post the worst pic from their old days in order for the winner to buy a few goats?

I don't keep records like that and i'll never be getting the kind of air on a skateboard or mtb that i used to. But, in regards to physiology and aesthetics, my glory days are a head of me. Because of this, you're destine to post pictures and i'm destine to buy a goat.

I hope you're prepared for the agony of defeat.


I really don't know how we'd objectively judge the outcome. We'd need an unbiased judge... someone who isn't swayed by golden locks, cheeto crusted bellybuttons or beer stained wife beaters.

[aozer]

stop hating myself

find happiness in my meaningless existence

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Less making love and more fucking.

Yeah, I'll add contact sports to my list too.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I don't keep records like that and i'll never be getting the kind of air on a skateboard or mtb that i used to. But, in regards to physiology and aesthetics, my glory days are a head of me. Because of this, you're destine to post pictures and i'm destine to buy a goat.

I hope you're prepared for the agony of defeat.


I really don't know how we'd objectively judge the outcome. We'd need an unbiased judge... someone who isn't swayed by golden locks, cheeto crusted bellybuttons or beer stained wife beaters.

I calculated with my coffee just how much work this would be, and um, how about the winner is the one who has the better excuse not to do anything?

Okay, running shape, as in 3k in 12 minutes (and not your stupid miles!! Kms) since I feel optimistic about my stupid ankle and my stupid friends banned bacon from me until I start running.

You wonder why I love this forum, my real life is that bad!

Originally Posted by aozer

stop hating myself

find happiness in my meaningless existence

Oh come on, there are so many others to hate these days, why bother to hate yourself!? If you'd like, I can make you a list of people who deserve your efforts more than you!

I wish you the very best with your goal.

[evdok]

Live life to the full, you only live once.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by GirthBrooks

Bench 315
Squat 405
Deadlift 495
Clean 315
Jerk 315
Snatch 225
>400whp

Those seem to be an outlier compared to the other stats. Are you predominantly an olympic lift person?

Originally Posted by GOLFFRR

1. go to church more
2. go out with friends more
3. break 65 for 18 holes

thats what I'm shooting for in 2017

I see what you did there! Wow! You truly are a golfer! Playing from the tips right and not the reds?

[Axius]

1. Dont die



2...., No idea, havent thought that far yet.

[1MOREMOD]

I may break your number 1 wish, catapult constructing has begun.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I may break your number 1 wish, catapult constructing has begun.

Please don't. I really like Billie!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I calculated with my coffee just how much work this would be, and um, how about the winner is the one who has the better excuse not to do anything?

Okay, running shape, as in 3k in 12 minutes (and not your stupid miles!! Kms) since I feel optimistic about my stupid ankle and my stupid friends banned bacon from me until I start running.

You wonder why I love this forum, my real life is that bad!

Ok, running a 3k in 12 min is pretty fast. Especially since i'm not a runner. Maybe we can make this a biathlon event?? If i can muster up a 12 min 3k, you have to attempt a 65 min 40k..... on a bike.

I track everything with GPS and can send you verifications of my efforts.

[eluded]

1. Drive 200mph
2. Free drive to 100'
3. Make 340 faster.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by eluded

1. Drive 200mph
2. Free drive to 100'
3. Make 340 faster.

Get your life insurance in order.

I don't even free dive. I've lost too many friends to think about starting.

[Nkc]

Pass 3000hp with less than 30L of combined displacement.

Cure cancer.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, running a 3k in 12 min is pretty fast. Especially since i'm not a runner. Maybe we can make this a biathlon event?? If i can muster up a 12 min 3k, you have to attempt a 65 min 40k..... on a bike.

I track everything with GPS and can send you verifications of my efforts.

Lol, this started really well!

I woke up with a sore throat and I hit my toe to a table leg. This year I don't apparently need to find excuses!

There is absolutely nothing I wouldn't rather do than go for run. My biggest sports idol is a long distance runner who got caught sleeping in a bush while others were doing the lap. It is my strong belief a human should not be forced to suffer the punishment of being out of breath.

And for fucks sake, alcohol wasn't even involved when I made a bet about eating vegetarian food for 6 months! And it means no milk!

This is the horror I woke up to face, and this post of yours is cruel! Biking on top of running! But fine, I won't be able to find a bike before spring hits us, and are we talking 40 miles or km's? Either way my lazy ass will suffer too much.

This will be the most horrible year ever.

[kprocivic]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Less making love and more fucking.

get this man a beer.

[Taskmaster]

Win.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, this started really well!

I woke up with a sore throat and I hit my toe to a table leg. This year I don't apparently need to find excuses!

There is absolutely nothing I wouldn't rather do than go for run. My biggest sports idol is a long distance runner who got caught sleeping in a bush while others were doing the lap. It is my strong belief a human should not be forced to suffer the punishment of being out of breath.

And for fucks sake, alcohol wasn't even involved when I made a bet about eating vegetarian food for 6 months! And it means no milk!

This is the horror I woke up to face, and this post of yours is cruel! Biking on top of running! But fine, I won't be able to find a bike before spring hits us, and are we talking 40 miles or km's? Either way my lazy ass will suffer too much.

This will be the most horrible year ever.

40k as in 40km. But yeah, suffering is in your future.

[EL Jeffe 5]

Be better Husband and father

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

40k as in 40km. But yeah, suffering is in your future.

Bs, biking is easy, I remember how to do it!

This is once again the ego talking, I used to go by bike to my parents cabin 130k away from home every other weekend.

My history with sports do make a case for me to be able to handle this but I hurt my ankle about four years ago badly and I've kept using that as my excuse to avoid all sports ever since. Chess has been the sportiest thing I've done in a long time.

Btw, there is a real risk i have to forfeit this bet for a very acute case of dying. Jesus I hate drinking water, this milk part of my very middleageish resolutions and bets campaign is finishing me off at day one.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Bs, biking is easy, I remember how to do it!

This is once again the ego talking, I used to go by bike to my parents cabin 130k away from home every other weekend.

My history with sports do make a case for me to be able to handle this but I hurt my ankle about four years ago badly and I've kept using that as my excuse to avoid all sports ever since. Chess has been the sportiest thing I've done in a long time.

Btw, there is a real risk i have to forfeit this bet for a very acute case of dying. Jesus I hate drinking water, this milk part of my very middleageish resolutions and bets campaign is finishing me off at day one.

Every other weekend you say?!?! How long ago was this? And were you able to consume milk at that time in your life? lol (Am i poking the ego well enough yet?)

I rode my bike over 8,400km in 2016. (Your 2015 SS gear helped me a lot!)

[VRG_135]

No fried foods
Get rid of the immense amount of clutter in my house
Get my dog to go on walks again this year
Plot to take over the world!