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      09-08-2008, 01:06 PM   #45
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heres a pic for all you horny bastards (including me lol) shes on the right

ignore the tool in the middle
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      09-08-2008, 01:11 PM   #46
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I'm sorry but she looks preggo in that picture. She has a cute face but the body needs some serious work.

Why did you call yourself a tool?
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Is that your "O" face?


Hawk, those shirts make everyone look preggi... plus not everyone can have a bod like yours
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      09-08-2008, 01:13 PM   #48
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I'm sorry but she looks preggo in that picture. She has a cute face but the body needs some serious work.

Why did you call yourself a tool?

I thought the same thing. Perhaps she needs someone to pay child support ??
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      09-08-2008, 01:15 PM   #49
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lol i said the same too, hey ZGirl do you agree with the comment i made earlier? ? ?
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Hey MMMAzing, ive had similar happen to me, ON First Dates..........whenever i am a gentleman during a date the girls get turned off and never return calls/text. BUT when i am aggressive (rude, constant breast/ butt grabbing) they blow up my phone w text/call

So basically what i am saying is, whenever you hang out w a girl FCUK asap, you mentioned lunch and hang out etc, maybe its different where i am from but first hang out to me is when i smash that up. Trust me thats what girls want. But if she says no, remember no means no.
Well, youre talking to the wrong girl. I love the abuse but only to a certain extent. My perfect guy would be something like 70% good guy, 30% asshole. For me, its more about him having a backbone. I like to push buttons and if he lets me walk all over him without being punished its a turn off. I wanna be put in my place when i cross the line- nice guys dont do that.

Grabbing and such is a bit much IMO... but being a cocky prick but then breaking out something sweet is jusssst fine... yes Im sick in the head, I know.
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      09-08-2008, 01:22 PM   #51
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I'm sorry but her face reminds me of Screech from Saved By the Bell...perhaps it's just a bad picture of her? Based on that picture I don't think you missed out on anything.
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Well, youre talking to the wrong girl. I love the abuse but only to a certain extent. My perfect guy would be something like 70% good guy, 30% asshole. For me, its more about him having a backbone. I like to push buttons and if he lets me walk all over him without being punished its a turn off. I wanna be put in my place when i cross the line- nice guys dont do that.

Grabbing and such is a bit much IMO... but being a cocky prick but then breaking out something sweet is jusssst fine... yes Im sick in the head, I know.
No thats cool, i wanted an honest opinion from a woman. I've never let any girl (no matter what) run me over HELL NO! Im now in a whole new understanding of woman, They want us to bang them without making them seem slutty,

i have respect for woman, i dont just date anything, she has to be well put toghether & attractive, but at the end of the FIRST date after kissing i tell them its late goto go, from that point on BOOM! they are immediately turned off and never answer my calls/text.

But the ones i went the extra miles ( FIRST DATE KEEP IN MIND!!!) are still calling/ texting until today..... matter of fact i goto reply to this text i just got while typing this....... hold on....
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I'm sorry but her face reminds me of Screech from Saved By the Bell...perhaps it's just a bad picture of her? Based on that picture I don't think you missed out on anything.
shes so so (5.5 / 10)
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No thats cool, i wanted an honest opinion from a woman. I've never let any girl (no matter what) run me over HELL NO! Im now in a whole new understanding of woman, They want us to bang them without making them seem slutty,

i have respect for woman, i dont just date anything, she has to be well put toghether & attractive, but at the end of the FIRST date after kissing i tell them its late goto go, from that point on BOOM! they are immediately turned off and never answer my calls/text.

But the ones i went the extra miles ( FIRST DATE KEEP IN MIND!!!) are still calling/ texting until today..... matter of fact i goto reply to this text i just got while typing this....... hold on....

I guess Im just used to assholes being that im from NY. My friends think Im insane but I dunno. I guess I like someone that keeps me on my toes in a sense. Its not about slutty or not. Im not into casual sex. I wanna find one guy and be his slut, does that make sense?

Lets face it, the dating scene sucks and in a way, you have to deal with all this nonsense so you can appreciate a good thing when it comes around. It aint fn easy though.
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      09-08-2008, 01:40 PM   #55
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that defiantly not me lol

zgirl is right those shirts are like that. shes not preggo. at least that im not aware of. she has a body thats the reason im attracted to her. that pic doesnt do her tatas justice. they're perfect

you guys are so picky lol
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Im not into casual sex. I wanna find one guy and be his slut, does that make sense?
Understood. I am gonna continue being me no girl is gonna change that, like you said sucks until i find something that ill appreciate.

But why do you think they get soo turned off?

Hey MMMAzing, shes ok looking, i mean i will........, the people here being picky bet you have ugly girls
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Understood. I am gonna continue being me no girl is gonna change that, like you said sucks until i find something that ill appreciate.

But why do you think they get soo turned off?

Hey MMMAzing, shes ok looking, i mean i will........, the people here being picky bet you have ugly girls
i think maybe they feel rejected when theyre expecting more and you end it.
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i think maybe they feel rejected when theyre expecting more and you end it.
so because of that they wount answer/text back.... they could have at least thought hey maybe he's not in the mood now ( never true tho lol) but i dont understand why such a harsh turn around. Oh well fcuk em, plenty more around.
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girl language is very complicated....always keeps me guessing. zgirl should translate for us

i wish i had the girl mind reading power like in the movie "what women want" man i would be a fucking pimp
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girl language is very complicated....always keeps me guessing. zgirl should translate for us

i wish i had the girl mind reading power like in the movie "what women want" man i would be a fucking pimp
i think youd be traumatized if you could!

imagine banging a chick and shes thinking "OMG HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO FAKE THIS?"

haaaaa
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should've just called every guy you know in your phone. someone would've picked you up!
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girl language is very complicated....always keeps me guessing. zgirl should translate for us

i wish i had the girl mind reading power like in the movie "what women want" man i would be a fucking pimp
I don't think its complicated, the problem is girls dont know what they want most of the time.

I don't wish i could read girls mind, that's the fun of the whole game. Just Be a man about this, but try putting yrself in their situation and think of how you would've reacted if this happend to you when you were a little boy....... now thats how you get girls thoughts.......... they just wanna be pampered and cared and loved and be nasty and bad without no one knowing or saying a thing.

No girl will ever come upto you and say bang me!! nope doesnt happen like that, shes just gonna keep looking at you like shes never seen a male before
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      09-08-2008, 02:14 PM   #63
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i think youd be traumatized if you could!

imagine banging a chick and shes thinking "OMG HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO FAKE THIS?"

haaaaa
lol ya but thats a signal to step up the game
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lol ya but thats a signal to step up the game
dood, sometimes you guys just cant fix it... walk away

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attach the pics to the thread, I can't see photobucket... thx!
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LOL dude chill out theres a million girls our there..

but desperate times call for desperate messures and ur ass failed dude....
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