[captainaudio]

Originally Posted by BMWI6

When I get bored at work I try to rap battle my co-workers as a joke, here are the last 3 we did since he was laughing about me racing karts and not real cars.... Feel free to chime in and make your own... Dont take these too seriously as I am no expert. Enjoy as you create your own.

me: When i die i will be remembered
Cuz I took risks that made other men be dismembered
I push myself to the limit all day everyday at the track
Cuz I plan on someday making my attack
Im so crazy I make Hamilton and Alonso look whack
I take them g forces like that, while others racers go pitch black
Don’t get mad cuz I make you look boring and weak
Its all part of my master technique
Like u said I improve every week
And im not only taking about my physique
So go ahead and buy an antique
Cuz that’s the riskiest thing you will do you chick.


him: To be remembered for taking risks that affect only others
You make yourself a target for derision like Sally Struthers
Stick to racing the kart and don’t try to get smart
Your name isn’t Maxwell, what I mean is, aw hell
Forget it, you wouldn’t understand it so why explain it
I’m letting you think you won
Can’t change that part of you, son
You are what you pretend to be
Read some Vonnegut, then you’ll see
Hamilton and Alonso don’t have to shed cash to get road rash
You make the mad dash just for the hormone blast
It makes you feel bigger than you are
So you say you’re a star
Whatever works, you jerk
Stop looking up reality’s skirt
If you can’t handle it
Don’t tango with it
A Critique of Reason by Immanuel Kant
Tell me you read it and I’ll be a monkey’s aunt
Any mental midget can type out the same rhyming words
You might be getting jiggy with it but don’t get stepped on, ya heard?

,e: If you wanna battle my words why not come up with them first
You basically said what I said in a different order
With all of those philosophical works you are crossing the border
Like 10 Russian missiles being launched in order
I do get your words cuz they are simple as can be
Like a girl in a skirt screaming im eye candy
I thought you would have known by now that you are in a different league
What I do is incomprehensible for a slave like ye
And about the loot, its true that Alonso and Hami don’t cash out now
But look back ten years and tell me what your point is about
You gotta pay to play and to follow your dreams
But you just don’t have the guts or the skin
Don’t expect to roll up in my avenue like that without consequences
Cuz im packing more heat than a summer day and 5million magnifying lenses
In that case you will be like an ant waiting to be burned
Powerless and waiting for your last lesson to be learned.,
I know your waiting for my next move so you can analyze it, replicate it and expect to be returned
Don’t worry, you wont do any of that cuz this battle is adjourned

[CONSTRUCTauto.com]

Izzy:
Technology surrounding us like light from the ceiling
fluorescent, neon, led, know what i’m feeling?
Or the lack there of the eyes to see past the disguise
we call cell phones, p.d.a’s, t.v. screens and dvds
Rappers flow about the green, the money it’s so obscene.
But i’m rappin about the blues, may i drop a rift for you
Doesn’t matter if your skin is red, black, or white
You feel it stinging your mind like poisonous snakes in the night.
It’s about the veil, the shutter, that make us all blind.
But it seems it’ll eventually abridge our will to survive.
An austere lifestyle, mixed with irony
is like G Dubs as president, it’s anarchy.
Whether your 16 or 61 i’m living vicariously through his will
My grandpa's blind, completely out of sight, but can see past the veil
His adversity led to diversity although an abstract version of hell
Cause once you acknowledge this public sickness you’ll affirm it’s a problem as well
This idea is accessible, and critically acclaimed by minorities,
although an apathetic standpoint is show by law enforcement and political authorities.
A surreal lifestyle first thought up by some hippies
That was eventually crushed and phased out in the late 60’s
All i’m asking, whoops i mean begging,
whoops i mean pleading, whoops i mean preaching,
is to take off the veil, breath in that smell,
synonymous with that first breath of fresh air
breath in the truth, while thinking yes we can
i mean yes we did, and it’s all because one man took off the veil.

[balance]

Originally Posted by methodtim

Wrong board, 2pac.

LMAO

[ultimate]

my name is mike

i like to bike

take me for a hike


bitchezzzzzz.

[02themax]

Wow, you guys are rough! This thread probably belongs in OT but to the OP do whatever you like to do. I'll listen to rap, hip-hop over country, rock any day. Though I do listen to country and rock it's just too boring for me.

[cn555ic]

If you want to pick up girls
stop showen them swirls
N54 all cryptic in the hood
14 psi boosting as it should
Watch me now , watch my rear
All you should see is nothing but your tears


Peace!

[BMWI6]

Originally Posted by IzzyAutoDesign

Izzy:
Technology surrounding us like light from the ceiling
fluorescent, neon, led, know what i’m feeling?
Or the lack there of the eyes to see past the disguise
we call cell phones, p.d.a’s, t.v. screens and dvds
Rappers flow about the green, the money it’s so obscene.
But i’m rappin about the blues, may i drop a rift for you
Doesn’t matter if your skin is red, black, or white
You feel it stinging your mind like poisonous snakes in the night.
It’s about the veil, the shutter, that make us all blind.
But it seems it’ll eventually abridge our will to survive.
An austere lifestyle, mixed with irony
is like G Dubs as president, it’s anarchy.
Whether your 16 or 61 i’m living vicariously through his will
My grandpa's blind, completely out of sight, but can see past the veil
His adversity led to diversity although an abstract version of hell
Cause once you acknowledge this public sickness you’ll affirm it’s a problem as well
This idea is accessible, and critically acclaimed by minorities,
although an apathetic standpoint is show by law enforcement and political authorities.
A surreal lifestyle first thought up by some hippies
That was eventually crushed and phased out in the late 60’s
All i’m asking, whoops i mean begging,
whoops i mean pleading, whoops i mean preaching,
is to take off the veil, breath in that smell,
synonymous with that first breath of fresh air
breath in the truth, while thinking yes we can
i mean yes we did, and it’s all because one man took off the veil.

sick!

[BMWI6]

Originally Posted by cn555ic

If you want to pick up girls
stop showen them swirls
N54 all cryptic in the hood
14 psi boosting as it should
Watch me now , watch my rear
All you should see is nothing but your tears


Peace!

lol.,,, i feel that one.... you see its kind of fun to rap sometimes.

[UdubBadger]

again....

[radix]

Old school style...

Well my name is Andrew and I'm here to say...
this thread belongs in OT in a special way.

To all the foxy ladies and the sexy girls,
this thread is super ghey all over the world.

[Bobbykurva]

I found a pic of BMWI6... or this might be his dad...

[shift330]

Originally Posted by Bobbykurva

I found a pic of BMWI6... or this might be his dad...

Keep you vacation photos away from us

[crashandburn45]

What is this 8 mile?

[BMWI6]

Originally Posted by Bobbykurva

I found a pic of BMWI6... or this might be his dad...

Oh no!!! you got me, im so embarrassed now...

[BMWI6]

Originally Posted by shift330

Keep you vacation photos away from us

lol,,, thats probably his dream girl...

[radix]

Welcome to OT!

[Bobbykurva]

Here's the first single off of his latest album.

[AllydNYC]

[balance]

Originally Posted by Bobbykurva

Here's the first single off of his latest album.

this has to be the funniest vid I've seen in a real long time hahahaah

[DELTA BMW]

Oh man this shit keeps getting better. I got to think of a better rap to challenge here

Hahahahahaha