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Greeney · 01-22-2010, 07:48 PM

"We're his friends, we're supposed to be guiding his cock not blocking it!"

Greeney · 01-22-2010, 07:49 PM

"Did you just violate her with your penis?!"

AWe92cal · 01-22-2010, 07:51 PM

"I was hiding under your porch because I love you"

MCMLXXXIX · 01-22-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by AWe92cal

"I was hiding under your porch because I love you"

"iiiiiim tired and me knee hurrrrts"

Seminole · 01-22-2010, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dark335i

not something to joke about...didn't really understand it anyway

From the Hangover.

This guy has a ring that belonged to his grandmother who hid it from the Nazi's and survived the Holocaust. He gets wasted, and proposes to a hooker with it. When he realized it, he said "Oh shit! She's wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring!" The slightly retarded character responded with "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

SoCali E36 · 01-24-2010, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Javi335

"And always remember my brotha, 1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone 200 zero zero party oooooooops! out of time!

my bacon smell fine"

Ahhh.... Hahahahahahahahahaha......!!!!!

SoCali E36 · 01-24-2010, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

From the Hangover.

This guy has a ring that belonged to his grandmother who hid it from the Nazi's and survived the Holocaust. He gets wasted, and proposes to a hooker with it. When he realized it, he said "Oh shit! She's wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring!" The slightly retarded character responded with "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

Fuck that shit don't explain it to him.

Seminole · 01-24-2010, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SoCali E90

Fuck that shit don't explain it to him.

endofanera7 · 01-24-2010, 04:09 AM

Phuc Dat Chit

bigaltech · 01-25-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

"this is the worst thread ever!" ~Spool

And yet your still posting in it lol

bigaltech · 01-25-2010, 10:31 AM

-nice car, what the retail on one of those
-More than you can afford pal, Ferarri, ::vrroooommm::
-Smoke 'em

Feyd · 01-25-2010, 10:37 AM

Hell yeah we should get some road beers.

Can we get 13 beers to go?

dr.jay · 01-25-2010, 10:59 AM

Lets see who know's what movie this is from:

"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!

MCMLXXXIX · 01-25-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.jay

Lets see who know's what movie this is from:

"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!

Big Trouble in Little China

Kensta335 · 01-25-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

Big Trouble in Little China

Yeah, too easy.

dr.jay · 01-25-2010, 12:48 PM

I been comin' here for six years, and for six years ya been stickin' it to me, an' I wanna know how come?
Ya don't wanna know!
I wanna know how come!
Ya wanna know?
I WANNA KNOW HOW!
OK, I'm gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark!
It's a living.
IT'S A WASTE OF LIFE!

MMXIII 650i GC · 01-25-2010, 01:42 PM

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father...was...a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off craaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...BIT. So...me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me...and he says..."WHY SO SERIOUS?". He comes at me with the knife..."WHY SO SERIOUS?!". Sticks the blade in my mouth..."LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!"...aaaand...why so serious?

Jatt510 · 01-26-2010, 02:12 PM

"HaHaHa..Driving drunk..CLASSIC!"

immiketoo · 01-26-2010, 03:47 PM

Once I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois...

radix · 01-26-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

Once I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois...

great movie

eVitO · 01-26-2010, 07:26 PM

"They've changed forms! Give them more money!"

-"Don't tell me your grandmother beats you."
-"That's more believable than what actually happened."

"Don't judge me monkey."

immiketoo · 01-26-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by radix

great movie

One of the best!

01-22-2010, 07:48 PM	#45
Greeney Brigadier General 225 Rep 3,856 Posts Drives: Jerez E90 M3 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Westchester, NY / Fort Lauderdale, FL iTrader: (4)	"We're his friends, we're supposed to be guiding his cock not blocking it!" __________________ 11' E90 M3 6MT \| Jerez Black \| Black Ext./Carbon \| ZCP \| ZCW \| ZPP \| ZTP \| 302 \| 403 \| 507 \| 5AC \| 655 \| 6FL \| 752 \| 15' F80 M3 6MT \| Black Saphire \| Black Full \| ZEC \| ZLP \| 2VF \| 2VZ \| 5DL \| 688 \|
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01-22-2010, 07:49 PM	#46
Greeney Brigadier General 225 Rep 3,856 Posts Drives: Jerez E90 M3 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Westchester, NY / Fort Lauderdale, FL iTrader: (4)	"Did you just violate her with your penis?!" __________________ 11' E90 M3 6MT \| Jerez Black \| Black Ext./Carbon \| ZCP \| ZCW \| ZPP \| ZTP \| 302 \| 403 \| 507 \| 5AC \| 655 \| 6FL \| 752 \| 15' F80 M3 6MT \| Black Saphire \| Black Full \| ZEC \| ZLP \| 2VF \| 2VZ \| 5DL \| 688 \|
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01-22-2010, 07:51 PM	#47
AWe92cal Second Lieutenant 25 Rep 230 Posts Drives: 09 AW e92 335i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Long Beach iTrader: (8)	"I was hiding under your porch because I love you" __________________ 09 AW E92 335i 6MT \| Premium \| Sports \| Nav \| Comfort \| Ipod COBB AP \| AFE DCI \| VRSF DP \| AE Exhaust
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01-24-2010, 04:09 AM	#53
endofanera7 Major General 537 Rep 5,389 Posts Drives: 08 JB E92 M3 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (16) Garage List 2018 Porsche GT3 [9.50]	Phuc Dat Chit
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01-25-2010, 10:31 AM	#55
bigaltech Private First Class 9 Rep 142 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: South Florida iTrader: (2)	-nice car, what the retail on one of those -More than you can afford pal, Ferarri, ::vrroooommm:: -Smoke 'em __________________ \| 2008 E92 A/W \| 6spd \| saddle brown \| loaded \| black roof \| blacked out tails \| matte black grilles \| black/white roundels \| h&r sports \| intake \| jb3 \| custom exhaust \| passport 8500 \|
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01-25-2010, 10:37 AM	#56
Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Hell yeah we should get some road beers. Can we get 13 beers to go?
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01-25-2010, 10:59 AM	#57
dr.jay Lieutenant 14 Rep 465 Posts Drives: 2011 135 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Greenwood Always Up to No Good iTrader: (1)	Lets see who know's what movie this is from: "All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth! __________________ "Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did"
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01-25-2010, 12:48 PM	#60
dr.jay Lieutenant 14 Rep 465 Posts Drives: 2011 135 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Greenwood Always Up to No Good iTrader: (1)	I been comin' here for six years, and for six years ya been stickin' it to me, an' I wanna know how come? Ya don't wanna know! I wanna know how come! Ya wanna know? I WANNA KNOW HOW! OK, I'm gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark! It's a living. IT'S A WASTE OF LIFE! __________________ "Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did"
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01-25-2010, 01:42 PM	#61
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01-26-2010, 02:12 PM	#62
Jatt510 New Member 0 Rep 5 Posts Drives: 05 Clk 500 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Bay iTrader: (0)	"HaHaHa..Driving drunk..CLASSIC!"
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