Who has a bang buddy?

c0nstant · 04-07-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I dont have one currently but I need one.

i wish you'd just leave this forum

BMWCadet · 04-07-2010, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Comet

QFT

uncalled for much?

Sensitive much? Ease up on the estrogen pills. I'm sure he's a strapping young fellow.

dr.jay · 04-07-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i wish you'd just leave this forum

+100000000000

JayKay335i · 04-07-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

anywhere but there!!!

This isn't going to work out. Sorry.

number335 · 04-07-2010, 08:22 PM

i had a cougar neighbor once. it happened just once so i don't know if you would consider her a FB. i still have nightmares.

CollinsE90 · 04-07-2010, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by number335

i had a cougar neighbor once. it happened just once so i don't know if you would consider her a FB. i still have nightmares.

did she forget to drop you off at soccer practice

Sara · 04-07-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

did you sleep with southlight and he sends you a text everytime you have the opportune moment to jump in a thread to tease?

Who is southlight?

CollinsE90 · 04-07-2010, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Who is southlight?

i hope your not being serious

if so...

facepalm

Spec 1 · 04-07-2010, 09:06 PM

Bang buddies are particular. Most girls think they can be one, but only a small percentage of them don't end up wanting more. It's all in setting up expectations and being forthright. Been playing that system for a few years and I'm starting to tire of it...

I'm turning 25 in a couple weeks and am actually going to want a gf shortly... ugh.

iBoost · 04-07-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I dont have one currently but I need one.

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i wish you'd just leave this forum

+1

JayKay335i · 04-08-2010, 01:30 AM

The point of a fuck buddy isn't just the orgasm, its the experimenting. Jamming your thumb up a girls ass? Your tongue? Cock rings nipple clamps? Pearl necklaces and strawberry short cakes? It doesn't matter. Its just your fuck buddy.

Socale92 · 04-08-2010, 01:34 AM

truuuuuuu

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

The point of a fuck buddy isn't just the orgasm, its the experimenting. Jamming your thumb up a girls ass? Your tongue? Cock rings nipple clamps? Pearl necklaces and strawberry short cakes? It doesn't matter. Its just your fuck buddy.

LOOLOL

Year's_End · 04-08-2010, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i wish you'd just leave this forum

lololol

M3 vert · 04-11-2010, 03:30 AM

College parties is the best place to find them, i think the nightclub scene is just played out!

M3 vert · 04-11-2010, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

I had one from 8th grade through probably sophomore year. She was a year ahead of me and boy did I learn alot... Second one was during college and nothing so amazing. 3rd was after graduating from college and she was a college freshman. That one was awesome. Smoking hot and we were both in it for the same thing. I would hang out with my friends until like 1am then just call her up on my way home. We would "hang out" until like 4 or 5am then I would drop her back off. We NEVER spoke during the week or during daylight hours. It was strictly business.

haha talk about living the life

JayKay335i · 04-11-2010, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by M3 vert

College parties is the best place to find them, i think the nightclub scene is just played out!

???

College parties are for one night stands and night clubs are for Chlamydia and Herpes.

klipseracer · 04-11-2010, 04:19 AM

I had a gf that turned into a f*ck buddy who turned into a crazy bitch that was swinging at me and busted my lip open so I socked her in the face and she called the cops and she went to jail, and now is coming back for more d*ck but I wont' give her any. I have a girl in LA that I met and I said, "Lets have a sympathy relationship". She's like, "Whats that?" I told her, "I'm going through a lot of shit, you're stressed out, we can have an open relationship". She said 'okay' hahahaha. So I'm going up there in a few weeks to capitalize when she says her roomies are in vegas for the weekend and she's got the place to herself.

Verbiage · 04-11-2010, 07:23 AM

I actually read every post here and singled out some highlights.

HIGHLIGHT REEL TIME.

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Did you know when your eating pussy you are tasting via cranial nerve VII - Chorda tympani, but the pressure you feel against your tongue is through CN V3. The facial nerve innervates your orbicularis oris (lip muscle). You hard on is a parasympathetic response via muscarinic receptors while that pearl necklace you gave her is purely sympathetic.

At least I have found positive applications for all this material.

Another one by JayKay.

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Originally Posted by BMWCadet

Being attractive to women probably helps...

OW.

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Originally Posted by chungdae

I've had 2 that I can honestly say were FB. Both started off as FB's and then turned into GF's and then the first one broke my heart and the 2nd one turned into the ex that I had to call the cops on and had a restraining order on, then she stole my dog, broke into my house to steal my sheets, comforter, and pillows. Moral of the story; make sure to be VERY clear and hold yourself back from falling.

WAT. LMFAO

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Originally Posted by DenverJayhawk

Sara,

Going to go out on limb here, but I'm guessing a comment like this won't get you any reaction on a website dominated by 14-22 year old virgin dudes

Hey man, everyone on here should get pussy, since the site is dominated by males with BMW's

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Originally Posted by Spec 1

Bang buddies are particular. Most girls think they can be one, but only a small percentage of them don't end up wanting more. It's all in setting up expectations and being forthright. Been playing that system for a few years and I'm starting to tire of it...

I'm turning 25 in a couple weeks and am actually going to want a gf shortly... ugh.

Happy early birthday!

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Originally Posted by klipseracer

I had a gf that turned into a f*ck buddy who turned into a crazy bitch that was swinging at me and busted my lip open so I socked her in the face and she called the cops and she went to jail, and now is coming back for more d*ck but I wont' give her any.

LMAOO. I LOVE this forum.

To the OP, women are much quicker to latch on and read into a sexual relationship than men are. That's how it is, that's how its always been, and that's probably how it will always be. Ergo, I only mess with older women. You can never lose that way

J-9 · 04-11-2010, 08:35 AM

OP: Had one turn into a stage five clinger and one that worked out great (ironically a USMC officer, good times).

Maturity plays a big part in the good ones that will leave you alone. Good luck bro.

Spec 1 · 04-14-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by J-9

Maturity plays a big part in the good ones that will leave you alone. Good luck bro.

Damn, that pretty much sums up the whole thread.

Edit: That's why older chicks are better.

silvergray545 · 04-14-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

The point of a fuck buddy isn't just the orgasm, its the experimenting. Jamming your thumb up a girls ass? Your tongue? Cock rings nipple clamps? Pearl necklaces and strawberry short cakes? It doesn't matter. Its just your fuck buddy.

Lmao. I like how this guy thinks.

Gavin@MMW · 04-14-2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Stop fucking crazy girls.

Ok no,

Crazy girls = bomb sex

Crazy girls = no regrets after doing something unmentionable to her

to OP:

You gotta take your chances man, in this case she is just bummed that the night before she was DTF, and today she is sober and looks like a whore (again)

she'll get used to it.

and if not, hit it again! and again, lol

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